Something that won't get you fired
But says she is shallow and loathesome
How about a bathroom scale?
But says she is shallow and loathesome
How about a bathroom scale?
go ER
deodorant and a bar of soap
How about give the fucking cunt nothing as a gay ass Christmas gift you cuck ?
wtf christmas gifting at work is a thing? this is very disturbing
O
cant tell if NEET or truecel enough to never have done an office Secret Santa
Dick her down as a Christmas gift.
High IQ
Some bleach and a toilet brush
Handshake. Its a classic, plus you get to touch a foid
Make cookies and shit in them.
I suppose just saying
I didn't get you anything
Is sufficient
Albeit career suicide
I didn't get you anything
Is sufficient
Albeit career suicide
Fat turd on her desk
Get her some birth control pills and tell her you don't want her to procreate.
thankfully we don't do that shit at my work, sounds strictly like an American thing
How about three bullets in her chest.
Blow your load in them
Hmmmmm.... maybe, some "gag" gift that when she hates it, she "over reacted".
Well, the tradition is pull a name out of the hat for an office pool.
It would be considered extremely bad taste not to give something.
In some cases, you HAVE to give your boss a gift or it would be interpreted as hostility.
At least in the US>
Buy her a strapon, she will fuck you better with it
Sex toy.....
Immediate firing
Immediate firing
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