Serious Choose one

[Cuyen]

Choose one tbh

 

[CursedCel]

why not both

 

[Cuyen]

why not both

No man

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

 

[Darth Cialis]

If you get a girlfirend the chances of Israel being nuked don't increase, but if you nuke Israel the chances of you getting a girlfriend may increase significantly.

 

[Cuyen]

If you get a girlfirend the chances of Israel being nuked don't increase, but if you nuke Israel the chances of you getting a girlfriend may increase significantly.

Based mama miacel

 

[KFT]

I'll take one for the team and nuke IsraHell

 

[Deleted member 10150]

i want it all

 

[Blacktarpill]

Gf, volcel if i wouldnt.
where is my kosher jews????

 

[Guest2]

Actually a difficult one ngl...
I chose gf because in the end I don't care about Israel.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

 

[seija]

We need to nuke the Jews.

 

[Insomniac]

nuke Israel and give me cute Nazi waifu like the one in @KingOfRome avatar

 

[HighTGymcel]

why not both

Would be giga orgasm fuel

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Would be giga orgasm fuel

tfw enough israel nukes that it's just a white hot supernova that never ends

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Nuking Isreal will increase the likelihood of us having gfs.

 

[ihaveno1]

need to elab on gf for me to choose, is she virgin, loyal, not a whale?

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Girlfriend. Easy.

I don't care about Israel.

 

[Dionysus]

i could get a girlfriend if we nuke israel

 

[TheSecondComing]

nuking Israel wouldn't solve the problem as all the Jews don't live there
Give GF

 

[Deleted member 7573]

i could get a girlfriend if we nuke israel

hmm that's a fair point

 

[Anoncel123]

I'd choose to nuke Israel instead of a gf if Jew York and other cities with (((them))) are nuked too.

 

[blond_elf_bard]

lmao at all the volcels who would rather nuke Israel. people overestimate the destructive impact of one thermonuclear attack: one bomb wouldn't cripple Israel: they'd just apply for US aid. The best we could do is to give aid to Palestine and give them tanks to invade Israel, et cetera.

 

[zangano1]

I would take the gf, maybe some day we can nuke israel together idk

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Nuking Isreal will increase the likelihood of us having gfs.

 

[Sans]

Get a GF, one nuke probably wouldn’t do much.

 

[Ignas]

Why not getting an Israeli gf

 

[WawelDragon1683]

If you get a girlfirend the chances of Israel being nuked don't increase, but if you nuke Israel the chances of you getting a girlfriend may increase significantly.

 

[HumanTrash]

Get a GF, one nuke probably wouldn’t do much.

If you nuke a country with nukes wont that set off them too?

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Get a gf if she's loyal n cute. Nuke israel if it's just your typical hypergamous thot tbh.

 

[Sans]

If you nuke a country with nukes wont that set off them too?

No, I was curious about that a few years back. If a nuke goes off in a warehouse full of nukes, the other nukes will just get destroyed.