It's Over CHANG pornfails into riceceldom

[SlayerSlayer]

So I discovered this alternative genre of porn that's framed more around the experience of amateur Chads/Chadlites having a fuck session than it is about the bitches they fuck. That in itself is another topic. But this post is about this CHANG they pick who completely fails to compensate for the sexual prowess of his race. The video has over 180 comments about his small penis:

Skip to 9:00 mins in the video. This "Chang" failed so hard with his average asian penis that this whore that was PAID to sell the experience, the verisimilitude of what it should be like for a Chad to fuck a tinder whore, that she couldn't even do her job and LIE to say she had an orgasm. Her face reads the entire time of sexual frustration.

CHANG = RICECEL

 

[The Abyss]

That dick is considered small? Damn, everyone pretending they have 10 inch dongs.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

That dick is considered small? Damn, everyone pretending they have 10 inch dongs.

It's funny, we all know when clothes are on it's:

Face>Height>Status

When clothes are off:

Penis size> Skill > Muscles

 

[Angry_runt]

It's funny, we all know when clothes are on it's:

Face>Height>Status

When clothes are off:

Penis size> Skill > Muscles

No, Penis>Skill>Muscles goes only for gay guys, which is wht you in fact are if you're watching male-focused porn

 

[SlayerSlayer]

No, Penis>Skill>Muscles goes only for gay guys, which is wht you in fact are if you're watching male-focused porn

If I'm getting gayer this might be a good thing, because then I might be able to ascend. But I think a gay man's priorities are more like:

Muscles > Skill > Penis Size

That makes sense as to why this "Chang" was even hired. Interestingly, the inverse of what a woman's porn priorities (assuming a man moves past the clothed Face>Height>status mininum) :

Penis > Skill > Muscles

 

[Rassimov]

The average human penis size is 5.17 inches. He is above average. Bombarded with cali porn like brazzners and bangbors who use average looking guys with big dicks makes your average Joe believe he has a bigger penis than he actually has.

 

[Miro Chad]

His dick appears to be 6 inches?
But you need 7 inch to not be a dicklet.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I don't know why big dick porn is pushed on us. It makes no sense. It's more of a fantasy to me to see a small dicked nervous wreck virgin have the chance to fuck some slut, because he'd be super enthused and appreciate it.

Everything about dick-on-vag porn is borderline gay. But I guess I am the odd one out in thinking needing to see a huge cock in that equation is gayer.

 

[incel scum]

LMAO!! the video is pretty funny. that guy really thinks hes a stud

 

[SlayerSlayer]

LMAO!! the video is pretty funny. that guy really thinks hes a stud

I have to give him credit for his "confidence"

 

[TheReaper]

porn that's framed more around the experience of amateur Chads/Chadlites having a fuck session than it is about the bitches they fuck

GAY

 

[Villain]

either
status>height>face>>>>>>>>personality
or
height>face>status>>>>>>>>personality

It's funny, we all know when clothes are on it's:

Face>Height>Status

When clothes are off:

Penis size> Skill > Muscles

clothes are off? penis size and skill? doesnt matter chad get laids anyway

 

[Jockcel]

It's over for Changcels.

 

[catfishman23]

https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/02/26/gayhoopla-sean-lee/

his penis galore is in this link

 

[incel scum]

https://www.waybig.com/blog/2018/02/26/gayhoopla-sean-lee/

his penis galore is in this link

he has almost no lower body muscle lol

 

[Deleted member 8]

Nothing will ever beat this porn Chang: https://nextshark.com/jeremy-long-final-statement/amp/

TL;DR Took too much drugs and accidentally got into a car crash, killing some roastie passenger. Chopped his own finger off out of shame and retired from porn.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I dickmog him

 

[khafail]

Chang thought he was the shit afterwards lmao. I can't even hate

 

[Vodaccenu]

 

[VincentVanCope]

Still having sex while I’m not. Still getting mogged. Still suifuel.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

His dick appears to be 6 inches?
But you need 7 inch to not be a dicklet.

 

[The Abyss]

Nothing will ever beat this porn Chang: https://nextshark.com/jeremy-long-final-statement/amp/

TL;DR Took too much drugs and accidentally got into a car crash, killing some roastie passenger. Chopped his own finger off out of shame and retired from porn.

@Zesto or whatever the name was, get in here. This guy was very honourable no? A true samurai acknowledging his shameful display.

 

[catfishman23]

here is the alledged girl in the video

 

[Zesto]

@Zesto or whatever the name was, get in here. This guy was very honourable no? A true samurai acknowledging his shameful display.

It's the only honorable thing to do in such a case.

A story I'm familiar with:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...ms-parked-queens-school-bus-article-1.2469964

 

[The Abyss]

It's the only honorable thing to do in such a case.

A story I'm familiar with:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...ms-parked-queens-school-bus-article-1.2469964

JFL that website is banned in Europe. CBA to proxy on phone.

 

[Luxity]

JFL at people who comment under porn videos who say they have like 10 inch dicks. His dick is pathetic though tbh.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

It's over for dickcels.

 

[Vodaccenu]

JFL at people who comment under porn videos who say they have like 10 inch dicks

Usually curries

 

[Kirito3]

It never even began

 

[Vodaccenu]

It never even began

noodlewhores are living memes

 

[Zesto]

JFL that website is banned in Europe. CBA to proxy on phone.

He was a Korean pharmacy student that betabuxxed a Korean foid with his Porsche but then got drunk and killed her after plowing into a parked empty school bus after taking a corner.

 

[Firefly]

Shit it looks about my size..

 

[Kirito3]

noodlewhores are living memes

Shes hot though, whats the url for the porn vid?

 

[JovanD]

Dick is not small, sure it's not AAA porn star size, but it's average, commenters are just racist trolls.

 

[singularitymaxx]

big dick cels are fakecels a big dick cel just whips out his dong and it’s over

 

[The Abyss]

View attachment 46097

He was a Korean pharmacy student that betabuxxed a Korean foid with his Porsche but then got drunk and killed her after plowing into a parked empty school bus after taking a corner.

Appreciate you taking the time to paste it. Korean called Alice eh.

 

[Rice Cel]

This is a Chang lite

 

[Zesto]

Appreciate you taking the time to paste it. Korean called Alice eh.

You know these rice whores always pick a western name.

Just Lol the author of the article put it in quotes as a way to mock this practice.

I can't wait to get to Japan where my waifu will have a real name, like Sayako.

 

[AsiaCel]

That's a larger than average dick IMO. Why did women evolved to have 9 inches deep vagina?

 

[Deleted member 10314]

That's a larger than average dick IMO. Why did women evolved to have 9 inches deep vagina?

dickpill is brutal

 

[KilluminoidBR]

I dickmog him shuasuhahsuasuhasuhashuashuahussuhsuha i should be doing that movie in his place

 

[The Abyss]

I dickmog him shuasuhahsuasuhasuhashuashuahussuhsuha i should be doing that movie in his place

Amateur porn has no end of guys talking about how their dick is so much bigger & better than the guy in one of those videos if he is less than 8 inches or so, if these dudes are so hung shouldn't they be out there making their own amateur content instead of posting on someone else's comments section about how they should be the one giving the D?

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Amateur porn has no end of guys talking about how their dick is so much bigger & better than the guy in one of those videos if he is less than 8 inches or so, if these dudes are so hung shouldn't they be out there making their own amateur content instead of posting on someone else's comments section about how they should be the one giving the D?

Relax man i dont want to be a pornstar it was just a joke, lol.

 

[The Abyss]

Relax man i dont want to be a pornstar it was just a joke, lol.

Wasn't aimed at you per say, it just reminded me of that kind of stuff so figured I'd annex it to your post, it's cool bro'.

 

[Spite]

Dick is not small, sure it's not AAA porn star size, but it's average, commenters are just racist trolls.

 

[incel scum]

are you guys serious
his penis is like 3 inches

 

[Ignas]

big dick cels are fakecels a big dick cel just whips out his dong and it’s over

Jfl no. Mine's 7 inch, bigger than most people's in my area but still doesn't mean shit

 

[Notgoingtomakeit]

The guy is big. He has an average size penis. Fuck it's all over for average dickcels.

 

[Anger]

It never began for ricecels

 

[Termus123]

His dick appears to be 6 inches?
But you need 7 inch to not be a dicklet.

Srs? I just missed not being a dicklet by 1 inch but my dick looks bigger than the CHANG's, his looks more like 4-5inches