Every chad's life a wondrous tale of love and heartbreak, of conquest, joy and hope. Hold a mirror to any part of his life and you'll find positive, enriching experiences tracing back through each year after year, every echo of his past hinting to an even grander future.
Incels can't even climb trees and even if they did there'd be no no prime pussed teen fantasy virgin girlfriend waiting for him. There'd never be a freshly minted, voluptuously proportioned, sexually enraptured, hopelessly in love with every inch of you JB honeydew scented waxed and ready (legally consent bearing) girlfriend. No JB girlfriend ready to sink her lips onto your vascular 7.5"x5.75" (and still growing) high school sophomore thundercock. No JB girlfriend to offer full service to every one of your burgeoning erotic fantasies. No JB girlfriend to sneak into your room after the friday night football game and offer her asshole a-la-carte as congratulations for crushing Springfield West and their subpar defense.
Incels spend 90% of that time on their phone/computer on their bed/couch. Reading about what chad gets to do. Spending hours watching ecelebs vlogging aka chads just living their life. Watching stories of fictional chads on Shitflix. Watching porn: reenactments of experiences offered only to chad.
To live as chad: there's no wish better than this. He could outlive the experiences of a 100 year incel in a day.
Incels can't even climb trees and even if they did there'd be no no prime pussed teen fantasy virgin girlfriend waiting for him. There'd never be a freshly minted, voluptuously proportioned, sexually enraptured, hopelessly in love with every inch of you JB honeydew scented waxed and ready (legally consent bearing) girlfriend. No JB girlfriend ready to sink her lips onto your vascular 7.5"x5.75" (and still growing) high school sophomore thundercock. No JB girlfriend to offer full service to every one of your burgeoning erotic fantasies. No JB girlfriend to sneak into your room after the friday night football game and offer her asshole a-la-carte as congratulations for crushing Springfield West and their subpar defense.
Incels spend 90% of that time on their phone/computer on their bed/couch. Reading about what chad gets to do. Spending hours watching ecelebs vlogging aka chads just living their life. Watching stories of fictional chads on Shitflix. Watching porn: reenactments of experiences offered only to chad.
To live as chad: there's no wish better than this. He could outlive the experiences of a 100 year incel in a day.
