Serious Chad Trait: coming up with an April Fool's prank

[SlayerSlayer]

I'm sick of getting pranked on. There should absolutely be no HOLIDAY, no less, dedicated to losers getting pranked on. Because that's all April fools is-- it's an excuse for low-inhib gods to prank on dorks and stuffy losers who take things seriously and have unhappy dispositions. I just think it's unfair-- I think there should be a day where people just sit down and stew in anger and solemnity over how unfair life is. If anything-- THAT should be a holiday.

I think incels should do the opposite of what Chad does and instead make up a holiday to take as seriously as possible-- and better yet, do this May 23rd instead of April 1st. THIS should be the 'Day of Retribution.'

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

My mom is really into April Fool's jokes - evil foid.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

My mom is really into April Fool's jokes - evil foid.

what did she do to PRANK on you? It always feels like people prank on you just to prove to you HOW STUPID YOU ARE.

That they are better than you because they can get away with pranking ON YOU, and you can never prank ON THEM

 

[SmhChan]

what did she do to PRANK on you? It always feels like people prank on you just to prove to you HOW STUPID YOU ARE.

That they are better than you because they can get away with pranking ON YOU, and you can never prank ON THEM

Pretty much. It's the smug expression they pull after the fact, instead of laughing it off with you.
Normies are so contentious over every little thing in life.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

what did she do to PRANK on you?

Kek, for example - I remember when I was a boy, one April 1st she came into my bedroom, first thing in the morning. I was a bit startled and confused - my mom was holding a bundle of cloth. My mom looked at me, and said that someone had left a kitten on our doorstep. She came over to my bed, and showed me the bundle - it was empty. My mother laughed like a hyena.

 

[Sergeant Kelly]

I think incels should do the opposite of what Chad does and instead make up a holiday to take as seriously as possible

It should be my god-given right to be as much of a wooden, starchy, matter-of-fact pisscel chud irl as I physically can. I shouldn’t have to do fake laughs. I shouldn’t have to time my responses and facial reactions. I shouldn’t have to fake-pretend I care about 80% of things people tell me about. I shouldn’t have to strike up fake convos for the sake of avoiding weird silence.

But I have to, because normies detect non-NT behaviors like fucking body snatchers detect non-infected:



And I have to earn money to live, and do my oofy doofy education to have less shitty job, and go to work, and there are normies in all of these places, and my well-being is 100% dependent on their opinion of me.

This is chud genocide. They’re holocausting us. I should be paid reparations. This is like when someone is forced to change their religion or something.

The ideal that I strife for, the person I want to be one day is to be stiff, almost inhuman chuddie that regards human behaviors with cold behaviorism as if they were bonbo apes and only cares human feelings so far as they allow him to manipulate whatever situation he’s in.



I wanna learn physiognomy, sociology and behaviorism just for the sake of that. I want to be GIGACHUDCEL like the one from that dogshit game. This is final solution to the normnigger question, cutting yourself away from feeling like a part of all these social systems.

I WANT TO BE CARTOONISHLY CHUDDY CHUD

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I like to fool myself into believing that this life is worth living