Timeline: Incel
Age 5-10:
Age 11-15:
Age 16-18:
Age 19-22:
Age 23-30:
Age 31-50:
Timeline: Chad
Age 5-10:
Age 11-15:
Age 16-18:
Age 19-22:
Age 23-30:
Age 31-50:
Age 5-10:
- Born into lower-class family that struggles emotionally and financially.
- Parents dismiss his struggles, telling him to "man up" when he cries.
- Unloved by peers, shunned in school for being awkward and unattractive.
- Classmates mock his appearance
- Spends recess alone, eating snacks in silence while listening to others laugh.
Age 11-15:
- His face becomes an oil slick of acne scars and pimples.
- Voice cracks incessantly, adding fuel to bullies' taunts.
- Crushes treat him like a ghost—or worse, laugh when he tries to talk to them.
- Becomes the "weird kid" in class
- Spends nights sobbing into his pillow, wishing to wake up as someone else.
Age 16-18:
- Yearbook photo becomes a school-wide joke; classmates photoshop it into memes.
- Works up the courage to ask a girl to prom—she laughs and calls him ugly
- Spends prom night alone at home, scrolling through social media and seeing classmates post smiling photos with their dates.
Age 19-22:
- Moves out to attend college but remains just as invisible.
- Any attempt to join clubs or make friends results in awkward stares and avoidance.
- Bullying continues
Age 23-30:
- Stuck in a soul-crushing office job where coworkers avoid him.
- Every day feels like trudging through quicksand, with no purpose or joy.
- Attempts to date through apps but gets ghosted, unmatched, or ridiculed for his appearance.
- Struggles financially, barely scraping by in a dingy apartment with no social life.
Age 31-50:
- Completely isolated; family and old acquaintances forget he exists.
- Years of depression and poor health choices leave him physically unappealing and prematurely aged.
- Dies alone in his apartment, his body undiscovered for weeks until neighbors complain about the smell.
- News article about his death gets one comment: "Sad, but typical."
Timeline: Chad
Age 5-10:
- Born into a wealthy family with loving parents who spoil him.
- Teachers adore his charm. They often cut him slack.
- Other kids flock to him like moths to a flame, fighting to sit next to him during lunch.
- Gets away with everything: if he breaks a rule, adults laugh it off as "boys will be boys."
Age 11-15:
- Puberty enhances his looks: sharp jawline, broad shoulders, perfect skin.
- Becomes the star athlete, captain of the team, and the most sought-after boy in school.
- Crushes come to him; he doesn’t need to ask anyone out—they come to him first.
- His Instagram feed is filled with likes and comments
Age 16-18:
- Prom king, naturally. Dates the most popular girl in school and has a lineup of others waiting for their chance.
- Teachers bend over backward to help him succeed, writing glowing recommendation letters for college.
- Every party revolves around him; when he arrives, the energy skyrockets.
- Yearbook caption: "Most Likely to Succeed."
Age 19-22:
- College life is a movie montage: frat parties, hookups, and effortless academic success.
- Lands high-paying internships through his dad's connections.
- Professors love him; he’s the kind of guy who can skip class and still get an A.
- Builds a massive social circle and becomes a legend in his friend group.
Age 23-30:
- Climbs the corporate ladder, becoming a millionaire before 30.
- Marries a model-like partner and starts a picture-perfect family.
- Vacations in exotic locations, posting photos that go viral on social media.
- Drives a luxury car and lives in a modern mansion.
Age 31-50:
- Ages like fine wine; grays in his hair only enhance his appeal.
- Maintains his physique with ease, thanks to a personal trainer.
- Becomes a pillar of his community, admired by everyone he meets.
- Retires early, spending his golden years traveling the world with his adoring family.
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