Gather round boyos it's story time. I'm fucking filled with rage because the most unbelievable thing happened to me yesterday and I need to tell someone.
So, I was visiting two semi friends of mine yesterday (they live in a different town about an hour and half away and i rarely do anything with them, maybe twice a year or so, hence the word semi). We were hanging out at one friends place and had a couple of beers until we decided to hit it and go somewhere else. My Chad friend (we are talking like 30+ tinder matches in one evening) insisted on driving despite having downed about 1,5L of beer already. We got in the car (I was in the backseat like the beta-male that I am) and started driving. After about ten minutes we got spotted by a police car that parked on the sideway and got pulled over. The officer was a 6/10 blonde foid around our age, probably just finished training. She leaned into the window and (obviously smelling the beer) asked if Chad had been drinking anything. Chad replied with a no and was asked to get out of the car to do an alcohol test. At this point I started noticing the foids weird behavior. While Chad blowed into the testing device the officer constantly looked at him with a miring look similar to this
Chad then gave her back her device, she looked at it and said "Well, looks like you have been drinking after all! Why did you lie to me? [teehee]". Chad replied with a flirty "I guess it has been one or two beers haha but I'm not over the limit right?" The foid officer gave him a conspiring smile and said "No (lie, he was very obviously above the limit), but I'm still gonna have to give you a warning *wink*". She then pulled out a piece of paper and wrote something on it, which turned out to be her fucking phone number! Officer then went back to her car giving Chad one last smile and that was it.
I'm so fucking mad right now you have no idea. Being Chad LITERALLY is a get out of jail free card. If being a foid is playing life on tutorial mode then being Chad is like skipping the game alltogether and go straight to the victory screen. FUCK
So, I was visiting two semi friends of mine yesterday (they live in a different town about an hour and half away and i rarely do anything with them, maybe twice a year or so, hence the word semi). We were hanging out at one friends place and had a couple of beers until we decided to hit it and go somewhere else. My Chad friend (we are talking like 30+ tinder matches in one evening) insisted on driving despite having downed about 1,5L of beer already. We got in the car (I was in the backseat like the beta-male that I am) and started driving. After about ten minutes we got spotted by a police car that parked on the sideway and got pulled over. The officer was a 6/10 blonde foid around our age, probably just finished training. She leaned into the window and (obviously smelling the beer) asked if Chad had been drinking anything. Chad replied with a no and was asked to get out of the car to do an alcohol test. At this point I started noticing the foids weird behavior. While Chad blowed into the testing device the officer constantly looked at him with a miring look similar to this
Chad then gave her back her device, she looked at it and said "Well, looks like you have been drinking after all! Why did you lie to me? [teehee]". Chad replied with a flirty "I guess it has been one or two beers haha but I'm not over the limit right?" The foid officer gave him a conspiring smile and said "No (lie, he was very obviously above the limit), but I'm still gonna have to give you a warning *wink*". She then pulled out a piece of paper and wrote something on it, which turned out to be her fucking phone number! Officer then went back to her car giving Chad one last smile and that was it.
I'm so fucking mad right now you have no idea. Being Chad LITERALLY is a get out of jail free card. If being a foid is playing life on tutorial mode then being Chad is like skipping the game alltogether and go straight to the victory screen. FUCK
