Where I work there's this filmstar-looking chissled jaw hunter eyes 6'1 Chad. He's extremely stupid and savage. You could be having a conversation about philosophy when he hears a word that reminds him of "fart" he comes over and says "u farted bro??" hehehehehehehe". He literally has the intelligence of a dead insect. Meanwhile, because of his looks girls are constantly teasing him, he brags about the girls he's fucked, guys like him, he's charismatic for some reason. As I said, this guy has literally 75IQ and should've been bred out of the gene pool 40000 years ago. And he sits close to me. 
