What was said in the title. You can do this!
Do you wish you were a cucumber instead of celery so you could be used as a sex toy?
Cucumbers are the Chads of the fruit/vegetable world tbh. Chadcumber.
Cucumbers are the Chads of the fruit/vegetable world tbh. Chadcumber.
Fucking cuckumbers
>ama soygif
What is droncc af, AMA?
Drunk as fuck, ask me anything
Chad Cucumber vs Virgin Celery
What have you drunk ?
Vodka or whiskey?
N
Wish I could also get drunk but last time I had a shot of vodka I was farting every 5 seconds and it felt like my stomach was burning for a whole day. Now I get sick just thinking of alcohol
I wanna be a celery cuucumbers are thé big gay
Inebriated beyond the point of no return
The fuck are you on about you numale you? 1v1 me fuckface
That is too bad my bro
I have had an un-christian number of beers
I'm truly sorry you guise, I was so drunk I fell asleep. I'll try to stay awake the rest of the night for science
Neither. Like I said, beer
Too many beers
I think you're on to something
I think you're on to something
Implying that chicks don't like needle dricks... I knew you're up to no good you aspie fuck
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Jesus, what a dumpsterfire. Well, at any rate I'm sober again.
I get the strange gut feeling that you're a foid tbh.
I can post a picture of my junk with a post-it that says "celery 2019 01 07". XD
I suggested this once, to prove the user is a male, he has to send a dick pic to the yeti with a timestamp that says "i love my sargentincel daddy!", Beyond all doubts proven a man surely eh?
Yes.
Doesn't really prove anything tho. A foid could just take a pic of her bf:s junk with a note that says whatever.
But she'll have to explain to her bf and all that.
Yeah, a minor inconvenience. For all I know, the bf is already in on the larp. Some people just have too much time on their hands.
Shit you're right, still, a lot would not agree to have their cocks online sent to the yeti.
On my way to getting shit faced again... At least I was sober for six days!
And I'm mixing the beer with strong benzo... Will I ever learn?
And I'm mixing the beer with strong benzo... Will I ever learn?
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Fuck I'm so drunk. And now I'm probably getting banned for admitting to squirting my ranch dressing up some foids cunt. 
It's never worth it tho. Just cum on your belly.
It's never worth it tho. Just cum on your belly.
...Fuck I'm so drunk. And now I'm probably getting banned for admitting to squirting my ranch dressing up some foids cunt.
It's never worth it tho. Just cum on your belly.
Feel like I'm gonna get banned guise... I'll miss some of you! I just can't be treacherous against my own kind...
grogs me
You even binge bro?
pm me some benzos please...
I wish I could ngl. I think everybody deserves some long acting benzos from time to time.
Gonna get banned to be honest. I'll miss you guise... Keep on keeping on.
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sometimes i binge on vodka
i plan on getting some xanax or something to sleep after taking acid, though i wonder how much recreational value it has
I tried Xanax offered to me from a girl I know and it was just the biggest disappointment. I get more feels from alcohol tbh
i think i'll always prefer heroin over everything else as far as recreational depressants go
Have you tried IV?
G
Celery why do you think you'll get banned??
I have admitted to having fucked. If that counts as bragging I'm screwed.
Where do you live if I may ask?
G
A bit lol. Delete it and that post there and hopefully you'll be fine. You're a cool greycel tbh mods are gay if they ban you ngl
I like you. Thanks for the support. Anything I can do for you?
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Suk me off no homo
I could probably do that if I knew you'd reciprocate. Problem is tho, because of death-grip masturbation, my cock is really insensitive so you'd have to keep at it for an hour before I shoot my load
a dorm
Try again my fren
Sorry for the confusion.
Also, sorry about you living in the US. The US is possibly the most cucked country in the world.
Drink peach schnapps.
Schnapps is too hard for me. I just blacked.com the fuck out within an hour.
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