No that seems totally normal and not like pedophilia.
I suppose religion and cuckoldry go together like fat women and cake.
I suppose religion and cuckoldry go together like fat women and cake.
Catholics worship Mary, a girl who got pregnant at 12. Literally worshiping a 12 year old slut
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And they call us pedophiles...
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Christianity is deeply messed up on so many levels
Well according to the Bible she did not have sex to conceive Jesus. But you are right that it's ironic that most of these tradcons are disgusted by hebophilia when it was extremely common in the Bible.
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Joan of Arc is my waifu
i just believe in god fuck all that shit
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just lol at taking religion seriously
Jfl if you believe she conceived without having sex. Some Chaddam trashed her pussy, she got pregnant and convinced that cuck Joseph that God got her pregnant, and everyone bought it. Kinda hilarious how the biggest religion of all time is based around some slut's lie about her pregnancy.
She didn’t have sex, the baby was literally put in her by GOD. Why she was 12 when it happened(if she even was 12, I never new that if true) I don’t know.
he got banned jfl
Exactly. Like George Carlin, I was Catholic until I reached the "Age of Reason."
Now I'm a Deist: http://www.religioustolerance.org/deism.htm
I think Mary was 14 and Joseph was 17. But JFL at you thinking Catholics worship Mary.
Catholic nuns are some of the biggest chad-chasers there are. During the Middle Ages there are reports of them being obsessed with Jesus' foreskin and talking about wanting to be Jesus' bride. They looked at the cross and saw the ULTIMATE Chad, God Himself, and wanted His DICK.
Despite monastic skepticism, the foreskin of Christ (or fragments of it) became ubiquitous. It was parceled into reliquaries, represented in art, and contemplated in devotional literature. Catherine of Siena, a lay mystic in the fourteenth century, imagined the wedding ring made for a virgin bride of God (perhaps even herself) fashioned out of Jesus' foreskin. Agnes Blannbekin, a Beguine nun also in the fourteenth century, reported that she had visions of swallowing the sacred relic "hundreds of times." Birgitta, who founded the Bridgettine Order of nuns in fourteenth-century Sweden, left a devotional tract in which she and the Virgin Mary also discussed the whereabouts of Christ's foreskin (Mary assures her it is safe in Rome). Very quickly, it seemed, the foreskin was on everybody's mind (and lips).(http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/toc/14982.html)
But tbf, reading some of the stories of catholic saintfus give me h(c)ope for females. Here's a good one:
http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/toc/14982.html
Despite monastic skepticism, the foreskin of Christ (or fragments of it) became ubiquitous. It was parceled into reliquaries, represented in art, and contemplated in devotional literature. Catherine of Siena, a lay mystic in the fourteenth century, imagined the wedding ring made for a virgin bride of God (perhaps even herself) fashioned out of Jesus' foreskin. Agnes Blannbekin, a Beguine nun also in the fourteenth century, reported that she had visions of swallowing the sacred relic "hundreds of times." Birgitta, who founded the Bridgettine Order of nuns in fourteenth-century Sweden, left a devotional tract in which she and the Virgin Mary also discussed the whereabouts of Christ's foreskin (Mary assures her it is safe in Rome). Very quickly, it seemed, the foreskin was on everybody's mind (and lips).(http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/toc/14982.html)
But tbf, reading some of the stories of catholic saintfus give me h(c)ope for females. Here's a good one:
http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/toc/14982.html
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Us kikes really wrote the Bible (and the koran) to troll goym.
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Us Muslims believe that God loved that Mary was the only pious women in this new age degeneracy that God gave her a son. Although Jesus isn't God's son. God neither beget nor was begotten.
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Joseph was literally 90.
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12 was the age that Jewish women were betrothed but the Catholic church says that she had Jesus when she was 14.
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