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Catfish video of the new year

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catfishman23

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Starting off the new year here is a catfish video for you guys to enjoy

Will post pics of the female in a lil

https://streamable.com/jpa9y
 
Its one thing to catfish women, but filming in the MALE bathroom is crossing the line.
 
average inceltears poster
 
Also lol at her claiming that you sitting down with her or your profile guy being a model is super weird.

Meeting up with a complete stranger to let him fill you up with his bodily fluids is super normal though.
 
catfishman23 said:
Starting off the new year here is a catfish video for you guys to enjoy

Will post pics of the female in a lil

https://streamable.com/jpa9y

Lel if you want to generate immense butthurt post this on liveleak.
 
Land whale wants Chad.
 
Here is her frauded angle pics

https://i.imgur.com/CGW4vf5.jpg
 
Tips-

1 - be well spoken and articulate
2- gather your thoughts and know what questions you will be asking her before going up to her
3 - don't be repetitive
4 - try to actually have a discussion rather than keep blaming her
5 - try cat-fishing hot girls, you only catfish ugly girls
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
Tips-

1 - be well spoken and articulate
2- gather your thoughts and know what questions you will be asking her before going up to her
3 - don't be repetitive
4 - try to actually have a discussion rather than keep blaming her
5 - try cat-fishing hot girls, you only catfish ugly girls
Hey I thought she was attractive enough in her pics
Can't you tell?
 
catfishman23 said:
Here is her frauded angle pics

https://i.imgur.com/CGW4vf5.jpg

wtf, thats not even her. What a dumb slut. 
You should have told her she has been angle frauding and she is actually ugly irl.

Also how long have been talking to her prior to meeting. I have been talking to girls for 2 months so my interaction to them might be weird irl
 
Watching these femoids get exposed is hilarious. You are a god amongst men catfishman

By the way how has burger king not banned you yet?
 
catfishman23 said:
Hey I thought she was attractive enough in her pics
Can't you tell?

Yea she was angle frauding. she made herself attractive but turned out to be ugly. My bad
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
wtf, thats not even her. What a dumb slut. 
You should have told her she has been angle frauding and she is actually ugly irl.

Also how long have been talking to her prior to meeting. I have been talking to girls for 2 months so my interaction to them might be weird irl
I get to meet up with them in a day usually after the 1st message I suggest a meet up.
 
catfishman23 said:
Here is her frauded angle pics

https://i.imgur.com/CGW4vf5.jpg

Pretty obvious imo.
 
lmao how on earth does a girl like that think that she has a chance with a male model like wtf
 
""teehee" thats super weird xDDD"
 
Westcoastincel said:
lmao how on earth does a girl like that think that she has a chance with a male model like wtf
Deep down, she thinks she's so irresistible that male models would flock to her since most women are extremely vain and overestimating of their looks, that or she had fallen  for the personality meme and thought that's what's gonna get chad and tyrone to fuck her brains out.
 
Someone program a script/chat bot to automatically respond to these cunts and get them to meet up at random X location near them.

Then destroy tinder with it.
 
mikepence said:
Watching these femoids get exposed is hilarious. You are a god amongst men catfishman

By the way how has burger king not banned you yet?

Hahaha
 
Sorry, but have to play devil's advocate.  If some hot woman showed interest in you, would you be "shallow" to reciprocate?
 
Damn when a 2/10 landwhale looks at you the way she did you know it's over.
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
Tips-

1 - be well spoken and articulate
2- gather your thoughts and know what questions you will be asking her before going up to her
3 - don't be repetitive
4 - try to actually have a discussion rather than keep blaming her
5 - try cat-fishing hot girls, you only catfish ugly girls

ya i agree i have no issue with fat chicks i wana see him catfish some stuck up 8/10s the kind that bully young incels
 
Utter look of disgust when it's not Chad.

Good work @catfishman23
 
Tuttle said:
Sorry, but have to play devil's advocate.  If some hot woman showed interest in you, would you be "shallow" to reciprocate?

Well most of us would get immediate red flags

We would assume it's a spam/scam bot, cam whore, a catfish, etc...

We immediately figure out that something is up.

Unlike ugly landwhales, who even if they've already been catfished before, they still fall for fake Chads online.
 
why do these load so slow for me?
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
Tips-

1 - be well spoken and articulate
2- gather your thoughts and know what questions you will be asking her before going up to her
3 - don't be repetitive
4 - try to actually have a discussion rather than keep blaming her
5 - try cat-fishing hot girls, you only catfish ugly girls

the one before this was pretty qt imo
 
Disgusting fatass bitch
 
Honestly this landwhale didn't do much wrong. If the tinder profile had some horrendous thing that made the male model's personality shit, then yeah it's fucked up. People hook up nowadays and that's the sad reality. She probably just thought she was lucky enough to get pumped with cum by a superchad instead of a regular chad.

Next time do the experiment with a crazy bio then bring it up in conversation.
 
*When she's expecting to be with her looksmathed, Chad*
 
Haha, she’s so ugly and yet she thinks she’s a chad looksmatch. Totally fraudulent pic too. Look at her gross weird wide face, big fat hamster cheeks. I doubt you’re uglier than her, her face is like a 3/10, and yet she still thinks she should match with a male model 10/10.

Femoids have been fed so much narcissistic bullshit their whole lives that they all think they’re Disney princesses.
 
you need to strike harder in each upcoming video LOL.
Next video: Fake chad gets girl to buy him a burger at burger king
Video after that gets even more intense etc...
 
You need to go harder. Ridicule them for that their looksmatch is an Instagram model. Work on getting a message across, preferably blackpilling your fire viewers or "the catfished."
 
@catfishman23 top kek bro. I bend the knee in your honour. Keep doing the lords work.

Total Imbecile said:
Also lol at her claiming that you sitting down with her or your profile guy being a model is super weird.

Meeting up with a complete stranger to let him fill you up with his bodily fluids is super normal though.

lel. Spot on analysis.

Incel sits down at your table = creepy/rape.
Getting chad to jizz in your Vagina 20 minutes after you meet him = perfectly normal.


MayorOfKekville said:
Haha, she’s so ugly and yet she thinks she’s a chad looksmatch. Totally fraudulent pic too. Look at her gross weird wide face, big fat hamster cheeks. I doubt you’re uglier than her, her face is like a 3/10, and yet she still thinks she should match with a male model 10/10.

Femoids have been fed so much narcissistic bullshit their whole lives that they all think they’re Disney princesses.

Do you think pushing a few out of helicopters would solve the problem or do we need some sort of genocide to fix it?
 
Awesome, thanks OP! Please keep it up
 
eyyy lmao this gave me a good kek.
 
mylifeistrash said:
Someone program a script/chat bot to automatically respond to these cunts and get them to meet up at random X location near them.

Then destroy tinder with it.

i wanted to make a console-controlled tinder command center for incels to automatically catfish roasties as a background process and create recruitment accounts like this one:

chfmvnwixntz.png


sadly you need to install node.js and then get facebook authentication tokens and other shit so i doubt anyone would use it.
 
Tuttle said:
Sorry, but have to play devil's advocate.  If some hot woman showed interest in you, would you be "shallow" to reciprocate?

Men are different than women. Females are most attractive when they keep their chastity. Men are most attractive when they slay other females left and right. So if you're opening your legs to Chads who don't even give a shit about commitment, not only are you unattractive, but you're slowly degrading the values that made Western civilization.
 
commander_zoidberg said:
Do you think pushing a few out of helicopters would solve the problem or do we need some sort of genocide to fix it?

We should resurrect Saint Pinochet’s caravan of death to get the fear into the femoid population. They need to be reminded of who is boss.
 
MayorOfKekville said:
We should resurrect Saint Pinochet’s caravan of death to get the fear into the femoid population. They need to be reminded of who is boss.

When I was young I thought the things that Pinochet did were horrendous but the more I learned about Marxism the more i'm convinced he was doing gods work. Far less people died for covertly disappearing the worst trouble makers than a full scale purge and civil war against marxist revolutionaries. His methods may well be the way to keep a lid on feminism, Islamism and other leftist post-modern cancers in our own society.
 
OP a great comedian
 
commander_zoidberg said:
When I was young I thought the things that Pinochet did were horrendous but the more I learned about Marxism the more i'm convinced he was doing gods work. Far less people died for covertly disappearing the worst trouble makers than a full scale purge and civil war against marxist revolutionaries. His methods may well be the way to keep a lid on feminism, Islamism and other leftist post-modern cancers in our own society.

Absolutely. Pinochet didn’t kill many people - only the ones who really deserved it for being degenerate Marxist scum. He saved Chile - and by extension, the whole of South America. If we wiped out the worst 10% of WKs & feminists then the rest of the femoid population would get back in line.
 
Lmao!!

At least OP is taking real life actions instead of only shitposting.
Good Job!

However this vids are cringy, awkward and autistic af.

But at least is a step towards fighting degeneracy and beta uprising.
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
Tips-
1 - be well spoken and articulate
2- gather your thoughts and know what questions you will be asking her before going up to her
3 - don't be repetitive
4 - try to actually have a discussion rather than keep blaming her
5 - try cat-fishing hot girls, you only catfish ugly girls
He shouldn’t catfish hot girls. Hot girls can rightfully go for their looksmatch...He should catfish ugly sluts who think they’re entitled to a guy 5 points above them to help reduce hypergamy.
 
Tuttle said:
Sorry, but have to play devil's advocate. If some hot woman showed interest in you, would you be "shallow" to reciprocate?

I hate this argument. MEN DON'T CLAIM THEY WOULDN'T.
When did you hear a guy say that what makes a girl attractive is her confidence, hobbies, or her FUCKING SHOES? (Have you seen that video Most Of The "Spark" Or "Chemistry" Is Looks video?) Women only spout shit like that because they don't want to admit that their mate choice is driven by the mate's physical attractiveness. As for men, most of how attractive they are is out of their control, such as height, hair or bone structure, so it would be unfair. And women wouldn't want to be unfair towards men, right?
In that video, she insists it has nothing to do with appearance. The whole reason why she made that video is to push the idea how women are not "shallow".
 
The guy makes no good arguments to any of these girls.
He just says 'you're shallow' over and over till they leave.
Why is he surprised that girls want to be hypergamous and fuck better looking guys???
Dont you want to fuck better looking women and judge them all on their looks? I do
 
Love these catfishing videos. They warm my heart.
 
overlystinkypants said:
i wanted to make a console-controlled tinder command center for incels to automatically catfish roasties as a background process and create recruitment accounts like this one:

chfmvnwixntz.png


sadly you need to install node.js and then get facebook authentication tokens and other shit so i doubt anyone would use it.

It would be awesome if you could develop a Tinder bot, like those spam bots that often match with people.

I think here is some related code, not sure if helpful: https://github.com/alkawryk/tinderbot

Also one for python: https://johnpatrickroach.com/2016/09/08/building-a-tinder-bot-in-python/
 
God has returned.
God has joined the server.
 
BlackPillDealer said:
It would be awesome if you could develop a Tinder bot, like those spam bots that often match with people.

I think here is some related code, not sure if helpful: https://github.com/alkawryk/tinderbot

Also one for python: https://johnpatrickroach.com/2016/09/08/building-a-tinder-bot-in-python/

it still needs facebook authorization and seems outdated. i dont know python.
 

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