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Serious Catching covid to ascend

HappilySingle

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With all the foids in lockdown right now if you can be one of the first to catch covid then once you are better you can put that you are immune on your tinder profile. This is a real opportunity buddy boyos.
 
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no way to ascend tbh
 
retard idea get retard video
 
they are immune to me
 
enjoy your permanent lung damage .
 
Doesn't matter if I have a good immunity. Holes are allergic to me. I'll never ascend
 
they look high iq
rn im sorting my webm folder ded srs did u know that its fucking massive? I didn't tbh. It's in a bigger folder too that I have called pickleman that has my gore and pornos too. all in all it's like 900 MB :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels:
 
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sub zero iq idea
 
No idea on doing that
 
I've got the virus. Had it for about a week. Have not ascended.
Confirmed lies.
 
Just give yourself a deadly lung infection theory.
 
Corona-chan, blessed be her name, will fortunately not die. During fall, a second wave, she shall unleash upon the normie hive. Infection will spread, Chads will be dead, foids will give them head and get infected in bed. The economy shall collapse, the crash will relapse and the end of society, Corona-chan shall grasp. But incels who rot, will not be infected by a thot. So their health will remain, thus they suffered not in vain. If prepped they have, they are more resourceful than Chad. Desperate for food, desperate foid measures will loom. Thus incels will coom, by trading tuna for poon.
 
Corona-chan, blessed be her name, will fortunately not die. During fall, a second wave, she shall unleash upon the normie hive. Infection will spread, Chads will be dead, foids will give them head and get infected in bed. The economy shall collapse, the crash will relapse and the end of society, Corona-chan shall grasp. But incels who rot, will not be infected by a thot. So their health will remain, thus they suffered not in vain. If prepped they have, they are more resourceful than Chad. Desperate for food, desperate foid measures will loom. Thus incels will coom, by trading tuna for poon.
I'm not giving a foid my delicious tuna!
 
It wouldn't matter either way, they'd rather skin themselves and jump into a salt lake, even if I was the last man on earth
 
Corona-chan, blessed be her name, will fortunately not die. During fall, a second wave, she shall unleash upon the normie hive. Infection will spread, Chads will be dead, foids will give them head and get infected in bed. The economy shall collapse, the crash will relapse and the end of society, Corona-chan shall grasp. But incels who rot, will not be infected by a thot. So their health will remain, thus they suffered not in vain. If prepped they have, they are more resourceful than Chad. Desperate for food, desperate foid measures will loom. Thus incels will coom, by trading tuna for poon.



What joy we had
In the locust summer
What fire we lit
In the locust years

For only the strong survive
All of the weak are trampled under
 
foids would rather get a neuroblastoma than have sex with me lmao stop being bluepilled kid
 
Are you better yet?
No. Some symptoms are going away, but some are still around and suck.
The worst is the lack of taste in my mouth and the fever chills I'm getting.

At least I'm not suffocating like some people having as if I had to rope, one way I do not... I repeat do NOT want to go, is suffocation.
 
Foids will still fuck a highly infectious Chad with a hyper-mutated strand with high lethality, than an incel with antibodies that is renders you totally immune to it.
 
Incels are so repulsive that even Coronachan won't touch us.
 
Chad is immune already
 
Sounds like a plan
 

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