Catcels, when you die, what part of you do you think your cat will eat first?

[Therapywasaaste]

I think my little baby, Murdy would start by eating my nose, then lips, then eyebrows and eyelids, ears maybe before the eye area because it'd be easier. He often nibbles on my nose and sometimes tries biting my mouth. When he licks my face, he always licks my nose and eyebrows. I'd probably eat a person the same way.

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

Fakecel trait:your cat finds your face edible

 

[Diddy]

Incel trait: The decomposers won't eat your subhuman body

 

[Efiliste]

Probably the soft tissue first, it's easy for them to access and chew. Things like the lips, ears and nose.

 

[Efiliste]

Incel trait: The decomposers won't eat your subhuman body

how much of a trucel does one have to be for that to happen

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

I read title as cartcels.Can u imagine an incel narco cartel? Would be pretty kino.Driving out foids to bushes and dismembering them. Is gore allowed on this site?

 

[Diddy]

how much of a trucel does one have to be for that to happen

Truecel to the point that you can't even get an arranged marriage as a curry

 

[Efiliste]

Truecel to the point that you can't even get an arranged marriage as a curry

oof

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Is gore allowed on this site?

Yes.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Incel trait: The decomposers won't eat your subhuman body

Do good looking people decompose faster? Are bacteria and fungi are more attracted to them? Does that make them more prone to infections?

 

[Epedaphic]

I don’t have a cat If I did have one, I’d speculate it’d unironically be my dick and balls. It’s soft tissue and is just hanging out there, no need to tear it off a bone or any underlying tissue. As opposed to biting into a muscle or my stomach, where it would take quite a lot of effort to get any meat off.

Of course I’d probably die with clothes on, so I think the face is probably the better answer.

I regret typing out that first paragraph now, it feels kind of stupid to have written that.

 

[Diddy]

Do good looking people decompose faster?

Yes

Are bacteria and fungi are more attracted to them?

Yes

Does that make them more prone to infections?

No because they have better bodies and immune systems.

 

[speakincode]

Fakecel trait:your cat finds your face edible

This is exactly why I signed up for this forum

Apparently the cats start with the face.