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Captain Marvel Trailer

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What do you guys think
 
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OMG IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. I CANT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT
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The most powerfulest mutant of them all because female
 
Justice-Roastie vs. Capitan Maravilla who will win?

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Don't watch anything Marvel. Marvel, and Disney who owns it, are both literally created and owned by Jews.
 
Don't watch anything Marvel. Marvel, and Disney who owns it, are both literally created and owned by Jews.
Walt Disney was a based anti semite. Disney is Jew controlled now though.

Warner Bros, MGM, Univeral, Paramount, 20th Century Fox, etc. Were all owned by Jews in Walt Disney’s time. He was pretty much the only powerful gentile in Hollywood tbh..
 
Why is gay? I would watch this movie if it mean I can fuck the main actress Brie Larson
> we found you and gave you superpowers
> firing lasers out of hands
> "can you fly that thing?" "Ofc I can because I'm the super cool star of this movie teehee"

Generic boring super hero gay shit.
 
The first Captain America movie is the only Marvel movie I have ever watched (aside from the old Spiderman ones), funny how its basically about an incel becoming Chad thanks to a serum
 
I wont be watching it. Then again i dont watch sny superhero movies
 
Capeshit will start using CGI to have Stan Lee cucked by black panther posthumously.
 
Looks horrible.

- Chick is ugly - they couldn't even hire an attractive woman to play the role.
- Effects look like some cheap Jubilee fireworks and sparkles shit.
- Oh wow she's glowing and shooting more sparkles out of every single part of her body woweee I wonder if her period sparkles too.
- Absolutely nothing interesting about the entire trailer.

Here are the only significant female roles Marvel nailed:

- Olivia Munn as Psylocke because she looked like a great fappable fetish cosplay of the character.
- Dafne Keen as X23 in Logan because it was a fantastic movie and she nailed the role. Action/fight FX were awesome for her.
- Rebecca Romijn as Mystique for obvious reasons and Karen Gillan as Nebula because she looks like a fetish sex robot.

Comic book movies are made for men. They're meant to be full of steroided men and perfect women. If you're gonna cast a female in the role at least put the effort in to stick with the aesthetic.

Most of the other female roles Marvel has casted featured annoying female actresses who didn't nearly have the right appearance for their roles. I still can't get over the fact that they thought this:

Brie-Larson-in-as-Captain-Marvel.jpg


Was an appropriate casting choice for essentially Marvel's Supergirl.

By contrast, here are the last few Supermen:

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220px-Brandon_Routh_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg


12833_v9_ba.jpg


These guys are legit 9+/10. You won't meet anyone that good looking in your entire life.

But now they cast Captain Marvel and need a female actress so they pick some frumpy 4/10 white chick because "EVERY WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!"

What a joke. I hope it and their ridiculous sparkles and fireworks movie tanks.
 
fungobat 45 points 1 day ago

Damn. I'm honestly surprised at the amount of negative comments towards this trailer/teaser. Looks like a fun time, honestly. Not sure what everyone was expecting here, considering this is just really a stepping stone to the next Avengers movie.
 
Male Marvel Superhero:

marvel_chris-hemsworth-shirtless_261017_1120.jpg


Female Marvel Superhero:

Brie+Larson+Closing+Night+Maui+Film+Festival+QYi3nJzGChQl.jpg


EQUALITY!!!
 
Hollywood should be napalm bombed.
 
x6ydbrqixw911.png


The struggles of an average woman.
 
She is looking very old for her age.
 
Male Marvel Superhero:

marvel_chris-hemsworth-shirtless_261017_1120.jpg


Female Marvel Superhero:

Brie+Larson+Closing+Night+Maui+Film+Festival+QYi3nJzGChQl.jpg


EQUALITY!!!

Exactly. Very few men look like that, but the bitch on the bottom looks like your typical cock carousel riding roastie that simply watches what she eats and hits the treadmill like once a week.
When an average man is shirtless in Hollywood, it’s in a comedic context
She is looking very old for her age.

Yes I was surprised she’s barely 30
 
Male Marvel Superhero:

marvel_chris-hemsworth-shirtless_261017_1120.jpg


Female Marvel Superhero:

Brie+Larson+Closing+Night+Maui+Film+Festival+QYi3nJzGChQl.jpg


EQUALITY!!!

Probably see more of this in video games and movies coming out with female leads being average looking and even flabby while males leads or side kicks are jacked alphas. Helps promote idea of lower standards that men should seek out while women should only go for giga chads.

Eugenics through social conditioning.
 
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I just wish DC movies weren't so rushed and were actually enjoyable. I'm a big DC fan and enjoy their heroes much more.

fungobat 45 points 1 day ago

Damn. I'm honestly surprised at the amount of negative comments towards this trailer/teaser. Looks like a fun time, honestly. Not sure what everyone was expecting here, considering this is just really a stepping stone to the next Avengers movie.

bro this is the longest post I've ever seen from you lol not hating or anything
 
Well, they fucked up.
 
Looks horrible.

- Chick is ugly - they couldn't even hire an attractive woman to play the role.
- Effects look like some cheap Jubilee fireworks and sparkles shit.
- Oh wow she's glowing and shooting more sparkles out of every single part of her body woweee I wonder if her period sparkles too.
- Absolutely nothing interesting about the entire trailer.

Here are the only significant female roles Marvel nailed:

- Olivia Munn as Psylocke because she looked like a great fappable fetish cosplay of the character.
- Dafne Keen as X23 in Logan because it was a fantastic movie and she nailed the role. Action/fight FX were awesome for her.
- Rebecca Romijn as Mystique for obvious reasons and Karen Gillan as Nebula because she looks like a fetish sex robot.

Comic book movies are made for men. They're meant to be full of steroided men and perfect women. If you're gonna cast a female in the role at least put the effort in to stick with the aesthetic.

Most of the other female roles Marvel has casted featured annoying female actresses who didn't nearly have the right appearance for their roles. I still can't get over the fact that they thought this:

Brie-Larson-in-as-Captain-Marvel.jpg


Was an appropriate casting choice for essentially Marvel's Supergirl.

By contrast, here are the last few Supermen:

10847171.jpg


220px-Brandon_Routh_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg


12833_v9_ba.jpg


These guys are legit 9+/10. You won't meet anyone that good looking in your entire life.

But now they cast Captain Marvel and need a female actress so they pick some frumpy 4/10 white chick because "EVERY WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!"

What a joke. I hope it and their ridiculous sparkles and fireworks movie tanks.
Male Marvel Superhero:

marvel_chris-hemsworth-shirtless_261017_1120.jpg


Female Marvel Superhero:

Brie+Larson+Closing+Night+Maui+Film+Festival+QYi3nJzGChQl.jpg


EQUALITY!!!
x6ydbrqixw911.png


The struggles of an average woman.
canada-van-hits-pedestrians-950410888.jpg
 

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