LDAR cancermaxxing

[Incellectual]

Anyone else here cancermaxxing? By that I mean taking up hobbies that will give you cancer in the long run. For me I smoke in hopes of getting lung or throat cancer. Its better than full on suicide because you can get the chance of getting money to LDAR and people don't act like you are a loser if you LDAR because you have cancer. Its realistically the only way I will ever be able to NEET as well since my parents wouldn't let me do it if I was healthy. Also you have the chance to get a foid to pity fuck you because you are going to die of cancer.

 

[Hunter]

@Incellectual

NoFap, now!

 

[Iamthesui]

Anyone else here cancermaxxing? By that I mean taking up hobbies that will give you cancer in the long run. For me I smoke in hopes of getting lung or throat cancer. Its better than full on suicide because you can get the chance of getting money to LDAR and people don't act like you are a loser if you LDAR because you have cancer. Its realistically the only way I will ever be able to NEET as well since my parents wouldn't let me do it if I was healthy. Also you have the chance to get a foid to pity fuck you because you are going to die of cancer.

Didn't a kid on make-a-wish ask for a pornstar to blow him but she said no?

Also how would you get money by having cancer? You're not attractive, so people won't fund your go-fund-me, and medical bills cost $$$

 

[IronMike]

I will fastfoodmax once I turn 60, and lose my washboard. No point in maintaining a body at that age anyway. I'll eat tons of fast food until i have a heart attack

 

[Incellectual]

@Incellectual

NoFap, now!

Only if NoFap increases your likelihood of cancer

 

[Incellectual]

Didn't a kid on make-a-wish ask for a pornstar to blow him but she said no?

Also how would you get money by having cancer? You're not attractive, so people won't fund your go-fund-me, and medical bills cost $$$

What a bitch lol. pornstar could have made that kids life but she turned him down for something she already does for a job smh.

My parents will pay for me if I have cancer realistically.

I will fastfoodmax once I turn 60, and lose my washboard. No point in maintaining a body at that age anyway. I'll eat tons of fast food until i have a heart attack

fastfoodmaxxing at 60 is a high IQ idea. If I even live that long I'll probably do it too.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

If you get a tumor on your testicles you'll be able to say, with confidence, that you have the biggest balls around.

it technically does for prostate cancer actually but the increase in chances is insignificant.

But wouldn't he have to get his ass fingered to be diagnosed with it? There are better cancers to aim for.

 

[FaceandHFD]

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

astronomical low iq. if you want to die get a gun put it in your head and pull the trigger

 

[JustBeYourself4HEad]

Also you have the chance to get a foid to pity fuck you because you are going to die of cancer.

I don't think so lol. That might happen if you are a chad with many friends. If you don't have any female friends, chances a very high you will just rot on your own.

 

[Incellectual]

astronomical low iq. if you want to die get a gun put it in your head and pull the trigger

1) not everyone can just get a gun
2) cancermaxxing is better because you get pity and gifts until you die

 

[Ritalincel]

If you get a tumor on your testicles you'll be able to say, with confidence, that you have the biggest balls around.
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But wouldn't he have to get his ass fingered to be diagnosed with it? There are better cancers to aim for.

> south park

 

[Insomniac]

> south park

South Park is based.

 

[khafail]

> south park

>Not fucking with South Park

 

[Insomniac]

>Not fucking with South Park

 

[Rice Cel]

The rope is better than dying from cancer

 

[Incellectual]

The rope is better than dying from cancer

Yeah but cancer is easier and you can LDAR for a bit before dying. With rope/gun you suffer and then die.

 

[Rice Cel]

You can ldar right now without cancer and you'd be suffering for a much longer time w cancer

 

[JustBeYourself4HEad]

With rope/gun you suffer and then die.

You suffer A LOT more from having cancer.

 

[Incellectual]

You can ldar right now without cancer and you'd be suffering for a much longer time w cancer

I can't LDAR right now since my parents won't fund me. I mean I guess I could but it would suck being homeless for the rest of my life. At least with cancer I could get strong pain meds and NEET it up at my parents house.

You suffer A LOT more from having cancer.

At least I can get strong pain meds for cancer

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

get cancer, recieve pity sex
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[turbocuckcel_7000]

i know plenty who are cancermaxxing like that long term but it's mostly toothlessmaxxing in the short term

 

[Blacktarpill]

astronomical low iq. if you want to die get a gun put it in your head and pull the trigger

He wants it slowly. And he still has things to do so your point is not worth it.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I smoke too OP but i really don't looking forward to die fron cancer, if it comes i would rather kms than die slowly !!!

 

[Incellectual]

I smoke too OP but i really don't looking forward to die fron cancer, if it comes i would rather kms than die slowly !!!

I'd rather die slowly. You can just take heroin/opioids if its really that bad.

 

[Deleted member 265]

I smoke too OP but i really don't looking forward to die fron cancer, if it comes i would rather kms than die slowly !!!

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

I will fastfoodmax once I turn 60, and lose my washboard. No point in maintaining a body at that age anyway. I'll eat tons of fast food until i have a heart attack

what im doing now and im 25. jfl

 

[IsolationHurts]

Same. One of the reasons i smoke is precisely that every cig or joint makes me closer to death. But i dont want a slow death lol I guess that when im finally diagnosed cancer i will, idk, waste all my money and jump from a window before i cannot even kms

 

[Mr J]

So do you plan to take chemotherapy or not? Dieing from cancer is probably the worst way to die, you would be better off jumping in front of a train.

A foid won't pity fuck you if you are bald and can barely stand up. Honestly the best thing about cancer is that you feel so shit you will forget about inceldom for a while.

 

[Incellectual]

So do you plan to take chemotherapy or not? Dieing from cancer is probably the worst way to die, you would be better off jumping in front of a train.

A foid won't pity fuck you if you are bald and can barely stand up. Honestly the best thing about cancer is that you feel so shit you will forget about inceldom for a while.

no chemo for sure. No chemo you go pretty quick (relatively) and I would just painkiller maxx

 

[Sadist]

high iq although I doubt anyone will want to pity fuck an ugly balding pale freak

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Only if NoFap increases your likelihood of cancer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

Volcel if you don't do nofap to cancermaxx.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I'd rope before slowly dying of cancer.