Can You Move My Couch? Tee Hee

[Warehouse Boy]

Bwaaaa.! Texas Co ed asks me to get off my bike and help tall Normie boyfriend to haul a heavy fold up bed couch upstairs.

For one thing, they were too dumb to remove the mattress to lighten it.

So..... Warehouse boy walks up to couch, pretends to sample how heavy it is, and drops it on the sidewalk. Thud.

Then I say

Oh HELL NO and stomp off, maniacally laughing in the pee wee herman voice we used to use at band camp

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I would probably pick the bed up with one hand.

But I still wouldn't help

 

[Warehouse Boy]

I would probably pick the bed up with one hand.

But I still wouldn't help

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We move shit heavier than that all day long.

I made a big show of slamming it down on the pavement

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

We move shit heavier than that all day long.

I made a big show of slamming it down on the pavement

Based as fuck

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Bwaaaa.! Texas Co ed asks me to get off my bike and help tall Normie boyfriend to haul a heavy fold up bed couch upstairs.

For one thing, they were too dumb to remove the mattress to lighten it.

So..... Warehouse boy walks up to couch, pretends to sample how heavy it is, and drops it on the sidewalk. Thud.

Then I say

Oh HELL NO and stomp off, maniacally laughing in the pee wee herman voice we used to use at band camp

Fitting username.

 

[AnonAutist]

Just say you have back problems and cycle on. Whenever street salesmen try to sell me newspaper subscriptions and offer me a free sample I tell them I am illiterate. Fuck your ideologically curtailed mainstream news.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Can i move my cock into your vagina?

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Based as fuck

Never bow down to normies,

 

[Emba]

Never bow down to normies,

They are taller,

 

[Deleted member 26884]

They are taller,

Not if you LLmaxxed to 6 ft or plus

 

[Over_this_Life]

Never help normies

 

[based_meme]

I would probably pick the bed up with one hand.

But I still wouldn't help

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And toss it 30 meters away.

Just say you have back problems and cycle on. Whenever street salesmen try to sell me newspaper subscriptions and offer me a free sample I tell them I am illiterate. Fuck your ideologically curtailed mainstream news.

That's fucking beautiful. I'm going to fuck with everybody this way who hands out flyers.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I would probably pick the bed up with one hand.

But I still wouldn't help

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should have baited, took the sofa for yourself in the jungle, and when they come in your territory to get it back.............

 

[Warehouse Boy]

In clown world, we cannot do favors for delusional feminists.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

should have baited, took the sofa for yourself in the jungle, and when they come in your territory to get it back.............

Lmfao why didn't i think of that. Thats a great fucking idea.

I'm gonna use this on my next raid

 

[Deleted member 27495]

your posts literally make no sense and have no chronological order which is making me suspect 90% of the things u say are larp.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Lmfao why didn't i think of that. Thats a great fucking idea.

I'm gonna use this on my next raid

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Never help anyone

 

[Linesnap99]

In clown world, we cannot do favors for delusional feminists.

yes. you are right