Serious Buying a fleshlight?

[Words2_live_bye]

Doesn't have to be a brand name, could even be a low end amazon one. But either way, i'm tired of my hand and want something that can ATLEAST give me a sense of what pussy feels like. I'm a NEET though and live with my mom and brother, so there are multiple problems with buying one. First, no job, no money. Two, the shipping would open up a window for them to find out i bought one. Three, atleast i have a good hiding spot (inside the case of an old PC in my closet). And Four, the cleaning process. Once i cum in it i have to clean out the lube and cum obviously, but living with two people makes it a LOT harder to do so. I can't just take it into the bathroom and hope they don't open it. I've gotta find a way around this. As next to the shipping, this is the main problem

 

[Swiswis]

yeah fleshlights are way better than hands

 

[Deleted member 1983]

yeah fleshlights are way better than hands

on a scale of 1/10 how much better

 

[ItsAllOverButTheCry]

It's alright. Extremely tedious to clean out and you gotta get lube. Rather just use my hands.

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

Fleshlights are okay. I might try to attach one or get one on a body pillow for more realism imo.

 

[GeneticFilth]

If you're circumcised don't bother. My hand felt better. I got one that was highly rated on amazon when I was 15 using cards.

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

I used to own 4; but threw them all away. Plastic rubber junk.

Rather use my foreskin and thumb and index finger to vary the tightness and looseness of masturbation which is better.

The issue with fleshlights are
- They are cold
- Itchy cause the lube they send has glucose in it, when this dries your cock is covered in sugar. Oh and it looks like period blood when it dries as it goes a rusty brown, red colour for some reason.
- They are heavy like doing hammer curls holding the weight plastic and water soaked rubber
- They have nothing to artificially simulate the entrance muscles of a vagina or self lubricating or heated properties.

If you can afford a fleshlight then get a street whore.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Rip OP.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Being a novembercel means nothing anymore....

 

[Rice Cel]

Lol at fleshlights

 

[Ignas]

Always wanted to buy it but it doesn't ship to my country

 

[Swiswis]

on a scale of 1/10 how much better

7/10

 

[K.Y.Vocel]

I threw mine away but I hid it in between my bed nobody ever looks there or pillow case

 

[EthnicelNL]

Useless...too much of a mess after you cum tbh.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

It's more embarrassing to say you're using a fleshlight than being a virgin, IMO.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Always wanted to buy it but it doesn't ship to my country

You're not missing much. I had one and sold it for about $70 since it wasn't as pleasurable as my hand.

 

[Ignas]

You're not missing much. I had one and sold it for about $70 since it wasn't as pleasurable as my hand.

For how many months were you using it?

It's more embarrassing to say you're using a fleshlight than being a virgin, IMO.

At least you're telling the truth when you say you've fucked a pussy

 

[Deleted member 14805]

For how many months were you using it?

At least you're telling the truth when you say you've fucked a pussy

About 4 months. My hand was just better for me. I even held off fapping a week before it's delivery, used watery lube, had maximum erection and the experience was ok. Not better than my hand. I kept going at it and said screw it, I'll stick with my hand and sold it on Craigslist for $70. Never regretted it.

 

[starystulejarz]

Useless...too much of a mess after you cum tbh.

just make a hole in the fleshlight and just watch the ceiling after you finish

 

[Ignas]

About 4 months. My hand was just better for me. I even held off fapping a week before it's delivery, used watery lube, had maximum erection and the experience was ok. Not better than my hand. I kept going at it and said screw it, I'll stick with my hand and sold it on Craigslist for $70. Never regretted it.

I think I'll just stick to my blanket for fapping

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I wanna buy one ngl

 

[owly]

I'm gon buy a self warming one

 

[Just_another_cel]

About 4 months. My hand was just better for me. I even held off fapping a week before it's delivery, used watery lube, had maximum erection and the experience was ok. Not better than my hand. I kept going at it and said screw it, I'll stick with my hand and sold it on Craigslist for $70. Never regretted it.

Wait wait. Someone bought your used fleshlight? You MUST be larping...

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Wait wait. Someone bought your used fleshlight? You MUST be larping...

No Larp. Fleshlights are expensive. The one I bought was about $150, so the guy wanted the fleshlight as soon as I put it up for sale on Craigslist at half the price.

 

[Swiswis]

No Larp. Fleshlights are expensive. The one I bought was about $150, so the guy wanted the fleshlight as soon as I put it up for sale on Craigslist at half the price.

this cost about 50$ :
https://www.google.ch/search?q=fles...AUIEygB&biw=1024&bih=463#imgrc=nNuM0hNwOZ475M:

and 100$:
https://www.google.ch/search?q=fles...AUIEygB&biw=1024&bih=463#imgrc=DV6QEKxfeE1IXM: