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Meme Bulgarians vs Tyrone THE FIGHT PART ONE

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A Bulgarian man is squatting and shitting on the sidewalk and on his huaWei phone posting on looksfag dot org about how much he hates gooks when suddenly he spots a black man walking towards him from the other end of the street

Tyrone "YOO why you tryna gang up on me nigga, I'm finna kill yo ass nigga"

The Bulgarian panics and flings his shit into Tyrone's eyes and runs away into his car to call his gypsy friends to help

Tyrone however sprints towards him with the energy of the meal of banana and fentanyl he just ate earlier and overtakes the Bulgarians car. The Bulgarian heards a thud as his car shakes, and Tyrone is on top of it.

Bulgarian throws a piece of fried chicken out the window, sending Tyrone spiraling afterwards giving him a chance to escape

TO BE CONTINUED
 
@DarkStarDown @screwthefbi what should happen next?
 
A Bulgarian man is squatting and shitting on the sidewalk and on his huaWei phone posting on looksfag dot org about how much he hates gooks when suddenly he spots a black man walking towards him from the other end of the street

Tyrone "YOO why you tryna gang up on me nigga, I'm finna kill yo ass nigga"

The Bulgarian panics and flings his shit into Tyrone's eyes and runs away into his car to call his gypsy friends to help

Tyrone however sprints towards him with the energy of the meal of banana and fentanyl he just ate earlier and overtakes the Bulgarians car. The Bulgarian heards a thud as his car shakes, and Tyrone is on top of it.

Bulgarian throws a piece of fried chicken out the window, sending Tyrone spiraling afterwards giving him a chance to escape

TO BE CONTINUED
The Bulgarian calls another Tyrone(from the deepest depths of Congo) and tells him 'Yo that nigga over there said you have no ballz shieeeet' and Congoid Tyrone's fury was unleashed over inferior African American Tryone. Nonetheless the two Tyrones battled for hours until Congoid Tyrone due to superior pure African genes screamed 'WHERE IS THE CHICKUN MUH NIGGA' and ripped African American Tyrone's throat off. He then proceeded to cannibalize both the dead Tyrone and the Bulgarian who was shitting and pissing himself in the corner out of fear of the brutal carnage unfolding infront of him.
 
In the bustling city center of Muttland, Tyrone and Ivan, a Bulgarian heavyweight known for his fierce demeanor, stood face to face. The crowd circled them, eager to witness the clash of these titans. Tyrone, a muscular and agile fighter, sized up his opponent with a calm but intense gaze.

Ivan, a brute force with a reputation for overwhelming his adversaries, initiated the fight with a powerful right hook. Tyrone anticipated the move, ducking just in time and countering with a quick jab to Ivan's ribs. The Bulgarian grunted, more surprised than hurt, and launched a series of rapid punches.

Tyrone moved like a panther, weaving and dodging Ivan's blows. He saw an opening and delivered a swift uppercut to Ivan's jaw. The crowd gasped as Ivan staggered back, momentarily disoriented. Regaining his balance, Ivan charged forward with a roar, attempting to bear-hug Tyrone into submission.

Using his superior agility, Tyrone slipped out of Ivan's grasp and delivered a punishing knee to Ivan's midsection, causing him to double over. Wasting no time, Tyrone followed up with a flurry of punches, targeting Ivan's head and torso. Each punch landed with precision, wearing down the Bulgarian giant.

Desperate, Ivan swung wildly, hoping to land a lucky blow. Tyrone ducked under a wide hook and executed a flawless spinning kick to Ivan's temple. The impact sent Ivan crashing to the ground, dazed and unable to continue.
 
Caged at the last part

He hasnt posted for 6 days, he’s so mad :feelshaha:
 
In the bustling city center of Muttland, Tyrone and Ivan, a Bulgarian heavyweight known for his fierce demeanor, stood face to face. The crowd circled them, eager to witness the clash of these titans. Tyrone, a muscular and agile fighter, sized up his opponent with a calm but intense gaze.

Ivan, a brute force with a reputation for overwhelming his adversaries, initiated the fight with a powerful right hook. Tyrone anticipated the move, ducking just in time and countering with a quick jab to Ivan's ribs. The Bulgarian grunted, more surprised than hurt, and launched a series of rapid punches.

Tyrone moved like a panther, weaving and dodging Ivan's blows. He saw an opening and delivered a swift uppercut to Ivan's jaw. The crowd gasped as Ivan staggered back, momentarily disoriented. Regaining his balance, Ivan charged forward with a roar, attempting to bear-hug Tyrone into submission.

Using his superior agility, Tyrone slipped out of Ivan's grasp and delivered a punishing knee to Ivan's midsection, causing him to double over. Wasting no time, Tyrone followed up with a flurry of punches, targeting Ivan's head and torso. Each punch landed with precision, wearing down the Bulgarian giant.

Desperate, Ivan swung wildly, hoping to land a lucky blow. Tyrone ducked under a wide hook and executed a flawless spinning kick to Ivan's temple. The impact sent Ivan crashing to the ground, dazed and unable to continue.
Accurate description of how Space Marines fight Orks in Warhammer 40k.
 

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