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Buddy Boyos, what job can a truecel get?

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No higher education, no work experience, 30 soon to be 31. What can i possibly do to make some cash?
Anything online? Some special programs? Travelling jobs like those gren peace faggots? English teacher in Japan? French foreign legion? Cannon fodder for Russia? Any good ideas? Thank you in advance!
 
Anything online?
I would recommend this, you do something illegal online, move to SEA, get to enjoy the good weather and bar girls while being far away from law enforcement
Some special programs?
Collect food stamps
Travelling jobs like those gren peace faggots?
Wut?
English teacher in Japan?
No chance as an Incel, especially if you are ND
French foreign legion?
No chance as an Incel
Cannon fodder for Russia?
You will nevER live to enojoy the fruit of your labour
Any good ideas? Thank you in advance!
CYBER CRIME :feelzez:
 
For starters, several of those things you named require a degree, like teaching english. I also suspect you've confused "greenpeace" with "peace corps", and that too requires a 4 year degree these days.

Anyway I don't know what the job market is like in your country, but i'd still try to find a job where you already are. One thing I can tell you for sure though is that you HAVE to lie on your resume. Good luck explaining to an interviewer why you have no degree and no job experience in your 30s.

But don't lie claiming to have a degree when you don't (even if you somehow have enough knowledge about a subject to bullshit having a degree in it, they degrees these days) and don't claim to have done anything particularly technical. Claim to have experience at a warehouse, factory, or in retail. Also those are the types of jobs you should be applying for.

They'll ask for your previous employer's info, so this next step is critical. Hopefully in your country, there are some mobile providers that allow you to register a phone number anonymously. If there are, go with that provider, get a prepaid plan, and put that sim card into another phone. That will be your previous "supervisor's" number.

Now, if you have a friend or a family member willing to help you out, have them carry around your extra phone and have them answer as your fictional supervisor. If you don't, then you'll have to act as your own fictional supervisor if they call to verify. In that case you'll just have to pray that either:

A) They don't call at all.
B) The person who calls to verify your "work experience" isn't the person who interviewed you.
C) They don't recognize your voice.
 
For starters, several of those things you named require a degree, like teaching english. I also suspect you've confused "greenpeace" with "peace corps", and that too requires a 4 year degree these days.

Anyway I don't know what the job market is like in your country, but i'd still try to find a job where you already are. One thing I can tell you for sure though is that you HAVE to lie on your resume. Good luck explaining to an interviewer why you have no degree and no job experience in your 30s.

But don't lie claiming to have a degree when you don't (even if you somehow have enough knowledge about a subject to bullshit having a degree in it, they degrees these days) and don't claim to have done anything particularly technical. Claim to have experience at a warehouse, factory, or in retail. Also those are the types of jobs you should be applying for.

They'll ask for your previous employer's info, so this next step is critical. Hopefully in your country, there are some mobile providers that allow you to register a phone number anonymously. If there are, go with that provider, get a prepaid plan, and put that sim card into another phone. That will be your previous "supervisor's" number.

Now, if you have a friend or a family member willing to help you out, have them carry around your extra phone and have them answer as your fictional supervisor. If you don't, then you'll have to act as your own fictional supervisor if they call to verify. In that case you'll just have to pray that either:

A) They don't call at all.
B) The person who calls to verify your "work experience" isn't the person who interviewed you.
C) They don't recognize your voice.
Excellent advices! What do you think about guard duty? 24 hours guarding an old building, once in 4 days, 500 lions a month. I think that's perfect truecel job, if i can get it!
 
i thought u wanted to kill yourself, did u change ur mind? yes becoming a wageslave sounds good man :feelskek:
 
i thought u wanted to kill yourself, did u change ur mind? yes becoming a wageslave sounds good man :feelskek:
Everything's according to plan. To buy a high calliber gun, i need money.
 
Come on, people, any more advice? Like making money online someway? Any feedback is helpfull!
 
jd plumbing will train you, way easier than working for a private contractor
 
Truck Driver maybe?

Better than flipping burgers for sure.
 
No higher education, no work experience, 30 soon to be 31. What can i possibly do to make some cash?
Anything online? Some special programs? Travelling jobs like those gren peace faggots? English teacher in Japan? French foreign legion? Cannon fodder for Russia? Any good ideas? Thank you in advance!
I'm a NEET
 
For starters, several of those things you named require a degree, like teaching english. I also suspect you've confused "greenpeace" with "peace corps", and that too requires a 4 year degree these days.

Anyway I don't know what the job market is like in your country, but i'd still try to find a job where you already are. One thing I can tell you for sure though is that you HAVE to lie on your resume. Good luck explaining to an interviewer why you have no degree and no job experience in your 30s.

But don't lie claiming to have a degree when you don't (even if you somehow have enough knowledge about a subject to bullshit having a degree in it, they degrees these days) and don't claim to have done anything particularly technical. Claim to have experience at a warehouse, factory, or in retail. Also those are the types of jobs you should be applying for.

They'll ask for your previous employer's info, so this next step is critical. Hopefully in your country, there are some mobile providers that allow you to register a phone number anonymously. If there are, go with that provider, get a prepaid plan, and put that sim card into another phone. That will be your previous "supervisor's" number.

Now, if you have a friend or a family member willing to help you out, have them carry around your extra phone and have them answer as your fictional supervisor. If you don't, then you'll have to act as your own fictional supervisor if they call to verify. In that case you'll just have to pray that either:

A) They don't call at all.
B) The person who calls to verify your "work experience" isn't the person who interviewed you.
C) They don't recognize your voice.

Just find out a business that recently closed and claim you worked as a manager there. Nowhere to call and verify.
 

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