Ellsworth
Chad but they let me post here anyway
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I went to chipotle for dinner. 2 spots ahead of me was giga fat bitch. After she paid (for her several items but one person?) she wanted to turn left and kinda like walk in the opposite direction past the dude in between and me. But I would have none of it, especially with corona, social distance bro! So I took a half step back and flared my steroid induced lats to take up more room. She actually pondered for like 5 seconds before giving up and walking out the restaurant the proper way, even though it caused her to take 8 additional steps which burnt .73 calories.
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