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Even a tree mog us, it's time to rope ngl
Even a tree mog us, it's time to rope ngl
She saw the tree bark and confused it for a dog.
ugly and idiot foid
Didn't even flinch what a Chad
imagine a tree getting more female attention the you will ever get. 
Heightpill strikes again
It is because trees are the biggest heightmoggers. Of course foids would love them.
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Over for you if your bark isn't thick, over for you if you have no Mycorrhiza, over for you if you are a deformed treecel afflicted by Agrobacterium, over for you if you get heighmogged and cannot do photosynthesis because of other trees stealing your light, over for you if Scolytids decide to attack you. Brutal.
I'm going to rope now boyos...
Just kidding! But this is potent rage fuel!
Imagine getting mogged by an inanimate object. You will NEVER have a Stacy rub up on you. You will NEVER have a Stacy's tits on you. Trees only!
Just kidding! But this is potent rage fuel!
Imagine getting mogged by an inanimate object. You will NEVER have a Stacy rub up on you. You will NEVER have a Stacy's tits on you. Trees only!
Manlets need to be on suicide watch tbh.
If you want the story of this, basically she's on drugs that make EVERY part of your body feel like 10 times more sensitive than normal.
An old friend told me this. I forget the name of the drug. But basically you might see these girls at parties or at coachella like festivals, making out with tress and shit or just touching their body all over with an excited face.
I'd love to fuck a girl who has that
An old friend told me this. I forget the name of the drug. But basically you might see these girls at parties or at coachella like festivals, making out with tress and shit or just touching their body all over with an excited face.
I'd love to fuck a girl who has that
Ecstasy/MDMA? That shit is legit.
The highest EU curt decided that they can sentence you for rape if you have sex with a foid on MDMA if they complain about it afterwards.
Forget about roofies. Put MD in her drink and she rapes you
I lol’d
i think it was MDMA.
Well i'd probably just give the drug to me then.
but idk. Drugs seem very low IQ and degenerate. But at the same time i wouldn't mind having some extra fun
Hated drugs until I was 19.
Then I realized that incels rot away their whole life and there is nothing degenerate in creating some happiness in your brain with external chemistry.
MDMA makes even incels love themselves for 8-12 hours.
horrendous dog pill plot twist
foid brain requires rewiring
she thought it was a tall nba maxxed tyrone
Beyond overHow can men even compete with trees more than thrice our height?
wide iq
100%, I made the mistake of covering MD comedowns with more MD so my serotonin receptors are a bit fucked, hence why I switched to ket, v pleasurable experience
A tree is more attractive than me
My first MD comedowns were followed by 1-2 weeks of depression.
But when you dose it right you actually feel upliftet and energetic for the next days after using.
The only downside is the big cooldown until next use.
Yeah, I get that. I'm just getting into ket rn and other than the ket drip I rly enjoy it
Keys are for bumps not doors™
imagine a tree getting more female attention the you will ever get.
this bitch is on mma or some shit lol
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LMAO 10/10 AAA+ deluxe triple gold plated plutonium post.
Never began for heterotrophic-cels
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Thoughts on the treepill?
A tree mogs us, fucking brutal
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