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It's Over [Brutal] Reserving Joker seats online

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I count five incels sitting alone.
 
R18 and D3 truecels
 
sit behind them and whisper sweet nothings into their EaRs
 
D3 means you have a line of sight of everyone, then just spray in a continuous 90° angle
 
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:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:Sad shit i reserved one seat for the joker as well jfl :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
I'm thinking of taking K11 and just sitting in between two groups of normalfags, jfl.
 
Print out some incel literature and get there early so you can sneak it on their chairs. They might already be blackpilled but you never know
 
Print out some incel literature and get there early so you can sneak it on their chairs. They might already be blackpilled but you never know
Damn good idea son
 
Mogs me.


jk
I also booked a seat alone.No.one wanted to come with me :feelsbadman:
 
Just remember, this movie was made for us, not for the normalgroids.

Let us be inspired by it!
It kind of was tbh.
It's like the black panther of incels.
 
Print out some incel literature and get there early so you can sneak it on their chairs. They might already be blackpilled but you never know
Do you have any recommendations? I'll do it.
 
Print out some incel literature and get there early so you can sneak it on their chairs. They might already be blackpilled but you never know
 
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Updated map. The truecel in the bottom left has had a couple sex havers ruin his solitude. I think I'll book right next to him to block his view of them making out and shit.

Also new kingcel is M21.

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Theater is gonna be packed this weekend and I don't have time to watch it tomorrow, probably gonna watch it next week.
 
I think I'll go on Joker with my sister because I don't have friends :cryfeels:
 
I think one of those supposed truecels sitting in the corner might actually be an undercover FBIcel monitoring the screening.
 
Is the screen at the "top" or the "bottom"? Also not everyone going alone is incels, they might buy 1 ticket and sneak their friends or SO
 
it kind of feels like when I enter my class while it's empty and sit on a corner alone
 
LMAO IM IN THE MOVIE THEATER BOYOS AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THREE POLICE OFFICERS
 
R18 will be a hERo
 
A nigger already bullied me wtf
 
You should live stream it, OP. I don't want to miss the action.
 
Boyos wtf, a nigger just blatantly disrespected me. I fucking wish I could ER rn.

Dude the second fucking thing that happens to me besides seeing the cops is getting bullied. I swear, what a meme, what a meme.
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Boyos wtf, a nigger just blatantly disrespected me. I fucking wish I could ER rn.

Dude the second fucking thing that happens to me besides seeing the cops is getting bullied. I swear, what a meme, what a meme.
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did police officers checked your dick with INCEL PREVENTION PUSSY JUICE SCANNER™ yet?
 
Did you bring a fedora?
 
Reserve multiple seats so that it says "ER"
 
You sank my battleship!
 
My theater was literally me and 5 other incels on opening day JFL, the normies know to fear.
LMAO IM IN THE MOVIE THEATER BOYOS AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THREE POLICE OFFICERS
Same there were 4 pigs shitting around the outside of my theater
 
My theater was literally me and 5 other incels on opening day JFL, the normies know to fear.

Same there were 4 pigs shitting around the outside of my theater
My theater was absolutely silent when the jokER had his ultimate vengeance. The soycel next to me could only say "that's messed up." I think I was the only one who audibly approved.
 
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My theater was absolutely silent when the jokER had his ultimate vengeance. The soycel next to me could only say "that's messed up." I think I was the only one who audibly approved.
Same dude it was weird. I was laughing along with the Joker the entire time once he went full no fucks given blackpill, especially at that scene with the midgetcel. I started clapping during the credits and all 5 of the Reddit soyboy incels in denial just quickly walked up and left in my showing. Wonder what the general public perception will be when the dust settles, I loved it.
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I think I'll go on Joker with my sister because I don't have friends :cryfeels:
if she’s a good sister she would relieve you of your inceldom or at the very least go ER with you
 
Hope there are good seats :feelstrash:
 
if she’s a good sister she would relieve you of your inceldom or at the very least go ER with you
My sister is pretty (everyone says that) but I see her us ugly one, I never felt sexual feels to my closest relatives so even if she will "relieve me of my inceldom" I will deny her.
 

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