Brutal Brutal No-GF

[Deleted member 35110]

I just finished showermaxxing and looked outside and saw no foids lining up behind my door.

I would have got a haircut if I wasn't bald

 

[thespanishcel]

Just take 10000 cold showers, do nofap for a millennium, have a better haircut, lift more than Arnold Schwarzenegger and you will ascend bro.

 

[WØLF]

It’s because you forgot to shower with ice water instead of hot water bro

 

[Deleted member 32431]

wake up sir , it is the year 3500 there are no foids

 

[Deleted member 35110]

have a better haircut

brutal baldpill

 

[fast_curry]

It’s because you forgot to shower with ice water instead of hot water bro

Shower with boiling water and OP might be able to get a full-body massage from a cute nurse

 

[WØLF]

Shower with boiling water and OP might be able to get a full-body massage from a cute nurse

If he was a hentai protagonist then sure. But in the real world, most nurses are chubby roasties and far from cute. I would not want to be touched by them

Also I didn’t know burn victims got massages

 

[fast_curry]

Also I didn’t know burn victims got massages

Won't they touch your skin with gloves during autopsy?

 

[WØLF]

Won't they touch your skin with gloves during autopsy?

I mean, that’s not exactly a massage