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SuicideFuel BRUTAL dickpill: this fat subhuman has had sex with THOUSANDS of women just because he has a big cock

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Just read his bio, it's pure suifuel.
 
He's a Chad underneath that bodyfat
 
This size is so rare that it doesn't affect us in any way
 
JFL at these waste of genetics. If that lard ass just lost weight, got a Chad haircut, put minoxidil on his eyebrows, and grew a stubble beard, he'd be a 7+/10.
 
They fucking pay him to suck his dick JFL
 
I heard he lives with his mom.
 
Women really need to stop thinking with their vaginas and looking at men as sexual objects.
 
his schoolmates saw his penis, which was eight inches long at that point, while he changed in a bathroom stall.[6] Falcon states that he was able to perform autofellatio at the age of 10,[7] and that at that age an older neighbor told an eighteen-year-old girl about him, and arranged for his first sexual experience with another person

Absolutely brutal. Fucked a prime 18 blond at 10. It's over
 
Damn, bronx high school of science. I tried to get in but got denied. I guess he showed them his 13.5 incher. Chad always wins. This guy is basically a pudgy chad.
 
@Facade @Genecel @blackcels fakecels GTFO
 
Where is his sex count at?
 
Jonah Falcon   June13 2010

He is not that bad.


Also they are having sex with him because his dick has great personality.
 
your dick gets smaller if youre fat. hed hav even more game if he was skinny
 
I'm sure that it's his personality and game. Look at his face, he knows how to treat women.
 
This dude is fugly as hell, this proves dick size > looks
 
Suifuel for us who are averagedickcels
 
Jonah Falcon cawkmogs every single other male human in existence. Chad and Tyrone don't stand a chance!
 
Bullshit, I’m 7 inches and it didn’t help one bit.

Maybe I could use an extender to get bigger
hey at least you get to enjoy a slightly above average dick in private, some incels have to come home to their small cawks
 
Bullshit, I’m 7 inches and it didn’t help one bit.

Maybe I could use an extender to get bigger

8 inches checking in, hasn't made a lick of a difference.
 
Damn, bronx high school of science. I tried to get in but got denied. I guess he showed them his 13.5 incher. Chad always wins. This guy is basically a pudgy chad.

I applied to brooklyn tech and stuyvesant but i was retarded back then with bad grades so just lol.
 
I applied to brooklyn tech and stuyvesant but i was retarded back then with bad grades so just lol.
Lol I got rejected from those too.
 
women cant even feel that much the only reason size matters is to inflate their egos

not a cope.
 
This guy has an average face, but has money and status and a big dick which made roasties droll all over online

 
I knew a fat guy with average looks many years ago who has a "massive" dick and all the woman talked about it and most of them ended up fucking him.
 
Falcon stated that his longest romantic relationship with a woman lasted for one year.[6] When interviewed by Out magazine,[13] he identified his sexual orientationas bisexual.[10]

JFL this faggot could only keep a woman interested for a year. And he's Bi.

Average cock > giant cock but an ugly faggot manlet
 
"big cock" is kind of an understatement here
 
There's not a single real picture of him erect, jfl. Just run fake big dick game if good looking and NT, thots will believe anything.
My bwc has been useless so far and no femoid will ever see it.
 
I knew a fat guy with average looks many years ago who has a "massive" dick and all the woman talked about it and most of them ended up fucking him.
This is legit. Most women secretly crave big dicks, more so if they never had one.
 
It's over, already a manlet and not even a dickcel
 
This is legit. Most women secretly crave big dicks, more so if they never had one.
hypergamy continues to push minimum acceptable dick size up just as much as minimum acceptable looks and height, go look at the porn roasties on tumblr post
 
hypergamy continues to push minimum acceptable dick size up just as much as minimum acceptable looks and height, go look at the porn roasties on tumblr post
Agreed.
 

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