Ngl, whenever I see a Chad + Stacey couple with their kids, all I can think is how much I wish I was that kid.
Fuck man, Lana Rhoades had a baby with an NBA player. NBA genetics + pornstar genetics + both your parents are megamillionaires. Fuck man. The only sucky part is the kid is a quadroon and possibly circumcucked. Honestly, a porn star mom is probably less likely to circumcise her son than your average American normie mom.
Fuck man, Lana Rhoades had a baby with an NBA player. NBA genetics + pornstar genetics + both your parents are megamillionaires. Fuck man. The only sucky part is the kid is a quadroon and possibly circumcucked. Honestly, a porn star mom is probably less likely to circumcise her son than your average American normie mom.
Hopefully the baby inherits his midget mother's genes so that people can easily bully him.
His mom is 5’3”, which isn’t that short for a woman. Absolute worst case scenario for him is like 5’8”, but he’ll likely be much taller. Kids already kinda big looking.
What the fuck is she doing? I didn't understand. Was she the one who uploaded the video?
That is called "twerking". It is a mating ritual performed in the African American community.
Yeah, both of his parents are rich, so he's most likely to be tall.
What the fuck are you talking about? He’s gonna be tall because his dad is fucking Blake Griffin.
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disgusting, she's literally showing her asshole to a child
Genetics + Money = No chance of being a manlet
Yeah you're right. Most likely he'll end up being between 6'0-6'5, but the whore is a massive feminist, so he's going to grow up to be a soyboy.
You mean just genetics.
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Why do nigresses communicate with their assholes
No, I mean both.
kid can't be 5'8 unless he was severely stunted, he'll be in the 6'2+ range, mega rich.
What does money have to do with height unless we’re talking about starving Africans (many which are pretty tall anyways). Even HGH treatments will only grow you about 3in.
I mean worse case scenario he somehow gets all his height from his mom, the male height equivalent of a 5’3” women is a 5’8” man.
that would be so based if it happened.
When he stands on his money he'll be 6'1"
TBH, 5’8” definitely isn’t
>It’s over
Height. He’d still be fine, especially 5’8” and rich.
The worst case I can think of in the NBA is Bronny James. He’s 6’2” and done growing (probably) even though his dad’s 6’8” and his mom is 5’9”. He’s still tall, but almost improbably short given his parents height. He is literally his mom’s male equivalent height. Zero Bron height genetics.
Meanwhile his younger brother is on his way to being taller than Bron.
Weird to think Lebron’s son is shorter than my older brother.
its crazy how genetics works sometimes, with a 5'9 and 6'8 dad he got severely fucked over in the height department. I think he might be taller than 6'2 unless his vertical is somehow 45 inches+ but next to some basketball players he looks short.
He’s officially listed as 6’2” last I checked, which means he might even be shorter given that highschool basketball players inflate their heights for recruiting purposes. His spikey hair makes him seem a little taller.
Either way, he’s normal tall at best, which is pretty bonkers. I honestly think Bronny is like 6’1.5”. He’s honestly not insanely good either. Certainly D1 potential, but he’s certainly not a shoe-in for first round pick. Obviously, he has time to develop, but dudes like Shaedon Sharpe and other highly sought prospects usually look like fucking NBA stars by now. What’s even wilder to think is Victor Wemby’s (7’5”) dad is shorter than Bron at only 6’5”.
I really think Bronny pulled all the worst phenotypes given his genes, and his son will probably be some 7’0” monster with a 50in vert.
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