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Bruno Mars Is Short

StainedCum

StainedCum

Greycel
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I just found out the Bruno Mars is 5'4, but he still gets pussy because he is statusmaxxed and attractive.
He is 164cm
 
Kūrva blet nachui say in centimeters :/
 
he could be a literal pile of dogshit and he wouldn't be an incel because of his fame.
 
His talent saved his short ethnic ass from inceldom
 
He's also a billionaire.
 
Yeah I wonder why he's doing so well....
 
I can't stand Mars' music. Generic, nauseating garbage.
 
Just be world famous, bro.
It's not that hard you silly inkwell
 
I remember when Salvador66 coped by saying he looked like Bruno Mars in braincels
 
He still famous? :feelstrash:
 
He is 162.6cm not 164cm
 

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