Broke my controller by slamming it on my head from Overwatch

[Spooky_Heejin]

My sister wants me to play overwatch and third wheel it with her and her boyfriend. I've been trying to practice but I got so fucking pissed I slammed my controller against my cranial and now it won't turn on. Regretting my decision, it made me realize why Overwatch is such dogshit game (excluding all the woke factors)

1. Too many skins: It's difficult to tell who you're fighting since each character has close to 100 unique skins for each them in particular. This makes it hard deciding who to target in quick response events since you're unable to identify who someone is in a quick time manner (unless it's obvious like Mercy's wings)

2. Shitbased matchmaking: I swear to god this game makes is rigged to get me demolished one round, then let me absolutely rape people in the next round. It's this weird fucking cycle and I hate it. It isn't consistent like older multiplayer games I used to play.

3. Too many characters: Most characters are shit and too niche to fulfill their role in the game. Every match people just pick Winston for tank, Death reaper guy for dps, and Mercy for healing. What's the point of having all these characters if no one fucking uses them?

 

[justuseless]

My sister wants me to play overwatch and third wheel it with her and her boyfriend.

Stopped reading there. Cuck.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Stopped reading there. Cuck.

I tell people I don't want to third wheel, I'm told I'm spoiled that I have a sister who wants to play games with me and need to play them with her.

I try to play games with her to give it a chance, I get called a cuck. Holy shit I fucking hate these two faceed faggots like you on here.

 

[justuseless]

I tell people I don't want to third wheel, I'm told I'm spoiled that I have a sister who wants to play games with me and need to play them with her.

I try to play games with her to give it a chance, I get called a cuck. Holy shit I fucking hate these two faceed faggots like you on here.

Anyone who told you to play with her is also a cuck and likely a lil retarded

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Anyone who told you to play with her is also a cuck

You don't even know what cuck means. Are you black? If so that would explain why you're so low iq.

Cuck means your wife/girlfriend cheats on you. I don't have a girlfriend, so how can I be a cuck?

 

[justuseless]

You don't even know what cuck means. Are you black? If so that would explain why you're so low iq.

I have a confirmed iq of 195 and am white with some ethnic

Cuck means your wife/girlfriend cheats on you. I don't have a girlfriend, so how can I be a cuck?

Your sister is cheating on you. That's how.

 

[sub5chud]

My sister wants me to play overwatch and third wheel it with her and her boyfriend. I've been trying to practice but I got so fucking pissed I slammed my controller against my cranial and now it won't turn on. Regretting my decision, it made me realize why Overwatch is such dogshit game (excluding all the woke factors)

1. Too many skins: It's difficult to tell who you're fighting since each character has close to 100 unique skins for each them in particular. This makes it hard deciding who to target in quick response events since you're unable to identify who someone is in a quick time manner (unless it's obvious like Mercy's wings)

2. Shitbased matchmaking: I swear to god this game makes is rigged to get me demolished one round, then let me absolutely rape people in the next round. It's this weird fucking cycle and I hate it. It isn't consistent like older multiplayer games I used to play.

3. Too many characters: Most characters are shit and too niche to fulfill their role in the game. Every match people just pick Winston for tank, Death reaper guy for dps, and Mercy for healing. What's the point of having all these characters if no one fucking uses them?

This is fucking hilarious but try to play hitscan characters like mcree or Ashe

 

[Friezacel]

Bragging thread, only a mogger could have a skull so robust that it breaks controllers

 

[zd60]

I used to break my controllers all the time over games mainly cod and my entire desk at one point was so bad I was over 20k in debt I had to start controlling that

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I have a confirmed iq of 65 and am black with some spic

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I used to break my controllers all the time over games mainly cod and my entire desk at one point was so bad I was over 20k in debt I had to start controlling that

I just can't control it when playing PVP games, I don't know why.

 

[sub5chud]

I just can't control it when playing PVP games, I don't know why.

It’s knowing it’s a real person who did that to you

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

This is fucking hilarious but try to play hitscan characters like mcree or Ashe

But they're foids. I prefer Soldier 76 since he has a cool voice and isn't either a tranny, a nigger, a faggot, a spic, or some freak goy-combo of all four.

 

[zd60]

I just can't control it when playing PVP games, I don't know why.

weed helped me, but i also stopped playing as many pvp games, I was going through too much equipment it was unsustainable

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

It’s knowing it’s a real person who did that to you

I'd rather die 100 times from a boss in souls like game than to die once in a pvp game.

 

[sub5chud]

But they're foids. I prefer Soldier 76 since he has a cool voice and isn't either a tranny, a nigger, a faggot, a spic, or some freak goy-combo of all four.

soldier 76 is gay

 

[sub5chud]

But they're foids. I prefer Soldier 76 since he has a cool voice and isn't either a tranny, a nigger, a faggot, a spic, or some freak goy-combo of all four.

And mcrees a guy they just changed his name to Cassidy because the guy he was named after did something

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

soldier 76 is gay

Jesus fucking christ I'm so sick of this shit. Fuck this gay ass fucking game. I hope it dies.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

And mcrees a guy they just changed his name to Cassidy because the guy he was named after did something

I'd try him out but I already uninstalled it and have shit wifi so it'll take 3 or 4 days before it'll install again.

 

[sub5chud]

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Jesus fucking christ I'm so sick of this shit. Fuck this gay ass fucking game. I hope it dies.

Yeah but him being gay was a retcon and shoe horned in

But this also is another case of a blonde blue eyed white guy being gay

 

[sub5chud]

I'd try him out but I already uninstalled it and have shit wifi so it'll take 3 or 4 days before it'll install again.

You should just watch some gameplay before you go through the trouble of redownloading it

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

But this also is another case of a blonde blue eyed white guy being gay

Is that the fortnite default skin?

You should just watch some gameplay before you go through the trouble of redownloading it

I think I'll just delete my account on it instead.

 

[sub5chud]

Is that the fortnite default skin?

I think I'll just delete my account on it instead.

They do look very similar

But yeah I’d drop it to if I didn’t enjoy it

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

You should just watch some gameplay before you go through the trouble of redownloading it

I can't handle that fucking nigger hood guy who can literally turn himself invincible every few seconds. Such bullshit, terrible fucking game design and fuck them for making the only cool character in the game a fag.

 

[sub5chud]

I can't handle that fucking nigger hood guy who can literally turn himself invincible every few seconds. Such bullshit, terrible fucking game design and fuck them for making the only cool character in the game a fag.

Kek I used to play as that guy and destroy whole teams with an ult

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Kek I used to play as that guy and destroy whole teams with an ult

He's too op. I used him for the first time in one game and went 28:2. He takes zero skill and absolutely rapes everything.

 

[sub5chud]

He's too op. I used him for the first time in one game and went 28:2. He takes zero skill and absolutely rapes everything.

In high level play he gets destroyed though

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Stopped reading there. Cuck.

Surely it's not cuckoldry when it's his own sister?

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Bragging thread, only a mogger could have a skull so robust that it breaks controllers

 

[justuseless]

Surely it's not cuckoldry when it's his own sister?

Thats when its most cucked

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

gay ass fucking game

Yikes.

 

[Based NaziCel]

Rape her and go ER on her boyfriend (in video game, of curse)

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Thats when its most cucked

You don't even know what cuck means. Are you black? If so that would explain why you're so low iq.

Cuck means your wife/girlfriend cheats on you. I don't have a girlfriend, so how can I be a cuck?

 

[Diddy]

It was a game designed by foids alone. What did you expect?

 

[sub5chud]

Honestly I still think overwatch is better than that marvel rivals game

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

no need to explain to me. I have like 5000 hours in overwatch.
it has one of the worst sbmm systems on the planet. Its blizzard patented at that, so its been objectively looked over beyond mere speculation.
Basically if you dare to do well 1 match, have some outlier stats. Good job now get shit on for 5 to 7 matches in a row because we're gonna give the next 20 AFKs on YOUR team, 5 man stacks on the ENEMY team, smurfs on the ENEMY team, derankers on YOUR team, cheaters on the ENEMY team so on and so forth.
it is hell.
it is so potent that GM players can get hardstuck 1500 elo below their main elo, because they have to play 1v6. No pro in the world can win in those conditions.

I will never forget how I broke the elo hell in high plat/low diamond one day
I stoped trying to carry
I picked hanzo
I started shooting arrows in the sky, just at clouds and stuff
i did that for 3 matches
the algorythm picked me up as mentally deficient
it started giving me extremely competent and willing teammates to compensate
I won the next 5 games without even trying

 

[bruhwtf]

I prefer Soldier 76 since he has a cool voice

gay

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

gay

I didn't know he was a fag until someone pointed out. Truly a shame that one of the only white guys in the game that's masculine and not a femboy looking twink is a faggot.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

no need to explain to me. I have like 5000 hours in overwatch.
it has one of the worst sbmm systems on the planet. Its blizzard patented at that, so its been objectively looked over beyond mere speculation.
Basically if you dare to do well 1 match, have some outlier stats. Good job now get shit on for 5 to 7 matches in a row because we're gonna give the next 20 AFKs on YOUR team, 5 man stacks on the ENEMY team, smurfs on the ENEMY team, derankers on YOUR team, cheaters on the ENEMY team so on and so forth.
it is hell.
it is so potent that GM players can get hardstuck 1500 elo below their main elo, because they have to play 1v6. No pro in the world can win in those conditions.

I will never forget how I broke the elo hell in high plat/low diamond one day
I stoped trying to carry
I picked hanzo
I started shooting arrows in the sky, just at clouds and stuff
i did that for 3 matches
the algorythm picked me up as mentally deficient
it started giving me extremely competent and willing teammates to compensate
I won the next 5 games without even trying

I didn't know it was that bad. Jesus fucking lord it feels unplayable. Why do you have so much time in it if it's this rigged against you?

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

I didn't know it was that bad. Jesus fucking lord it feels unplayable. Why do you have so much time in it if it's this rigged against you?

by the time i learned it i had 4k hours already. I kept playing because I had delusions of becoming a streamer but im not cut out for that shit due to being very dislikeable visually and voice vise

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

by the time i learned it i had 4k hours already. I kept playing because I had delusions of becoming a streamer but im not cut out for that shit due to being very dislikeable visually and voice vise

Being a streamer as an incel sucks anyways. Can't say based things without getting banned. Plus if you're not on a nigger level of retardation like Ishowspeed, you won't get any views regardless of how good you are.