Story "Bro how are you <age> and haven't even kissed a girl?" How to respond to this?

[Chopin]

So I was nudged into going to a "party" (not really sure if "gathering" would be an appropriate word) and they eventually started talking about girls. One of the guys asked "how old were you guys when you had your first kiss?". Most of them were between 13 and 16. When it was my turn I just responded truthfully: "I didn't". [UWSL]They were more shocked than I anticipated. It's was like I killed someone in front of their very eyes. [/UWSL]
[UWSL]Why are normies like this? [/UWSL]

 

[Furlossus]

Punch them in the balls

 

[ShowerTaker]

Are you religious?

Tell him you're a Puritan and won't have sex or kiss anyone until you're married.

 

[total disgrace 21]

Just lie, so that they don't annoy you any further.

 

[trying to ascend]

You can do nothing, they will always react that way if you tell them you are KHHV.

Just try to change or avoid the subject

 

[PPEcel]

Just lie, so that they don't annoy you any further.

As if it wouldn't obviously be a lie

 

[JoeBruhcel]

[UWSL]Why are normies like this? [/UWSL]

Because sex and degeneracy is the only unit of value their npc programming is designed to understand

 

[Deleted member 32183]

how old are you

 

[Deleted member 35110]

Punch them in the balls

 

[Chopin]

how old are you

I don't like revealing too much personal information on the internet, so I'm not sure if I should tell, at least for now

 

[Deleted member 32183]

I don't like revealing too much personal information on the internet, so I'm not sure if I should tell, at least for now

i'm just gonna guess you're an adult going to a college party
you don't have to confirm

 

[NBAYoungBoy]

just lie

I was asked this and just lied

 

[Deleted member 36729]

Just lie, so that they don't annoy you any further.

I used to do this but it made me look more pathetic since people knew i was lying

 

[Chopin]

Mogs me for them being surprised, they wouldn’t even ask me as they’d know the answer from my appearance

I don't want to seem like I'm bragging but I'm fairly good looking. [UWSL]The problem is I'm a shortcel and all girls are taller than me but none of these guys understand that. [/UWSL]
Girls just feel grossed out and embarrassed even walking by someone who's shorter than them by several inches.

 

[Deleted member 34301]

They are larping. Most people in their 20s have no idea about connection and attachment

 

[Bruticus]

Just lie, so that they don't annoy you any further.

this

 

[remincel]

Because sex and degeneracy is the only unit of value their npc programming is designed to understand

Exactly.

The same people who ask us "why are you so obsessed with sex?" are the ones placing so much value on it and using the word "virgin" as an insult. In our highly sexualized society, your entire value is determined by how much sex you have.


I'm surprised that there aren't more incels considering how things are.

 

[Chopin]

I’d be mad at you said you’re good looking but if all girls are taller than you then that’s valid, I’m sorry about that

It sucks because I'm not only completely cucked myself, but even if I have kids they will be cucked too.
It legit got me to consider if I should have kids with a freakishly tall girl to offset my shitty genes. I don't want my (potential) kids to experience being a manlet, no one deserves this suffering

 

[Advorsor]

I'm surprised that there aren't more incels considering how things are.

If you never saw your situation from a different angle that is forced on you by society, you wouldn't think there is nothing wrong with the system. If there is nothing else to compare to, you make do with whatever you have. This is the situation most people are in, no matter their standing in this societal ladder.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

They are larping. Most people in their 20s have no idea about connection and attachment

does that matter when you have high SMV though?

 

[Deleted member 34301]

does that matter when you have high SMV though?

Depends. Maybe they have had lots of physical contact but that doesn't mean they understand anything about relationships. Normies like to larp they are "experienced" though. Most women can't find love, only sex.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Depends. Maybe they have had lots of physical contact but that doesn't mean they understand anything about relationships. Normies like to larp they are "experienced" though. Most women can't find love, only sex.

Correction- most women can't have love THEY WANT-- which isn't real love, but a trophy sort of coupling. Women are intelligent in that actual love repulses them. People who actually love-- I pity those fools deeply, because they feel a pain that can only be expressed in sad old jazz songs

 

[Emba]

For years i told people i was a widower

 

[Lauri]

Exactly.

The same people who ask us "why are you so obsessed with sex?" are the ones placing so much value on it and using the word "virgin" as an insult. In our highly sexualized society, your entire value is determined by how much sex you have.


I'm surprised that there aren't more incels considering how things are.

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[Deleted member 34664]

I never admit that I have not. I just lie and say it was basic and normal. That way they won't think negatively of me or worse - humiliate me. Best to lie in that case.

I don't want to seem like I'm bragging but I'm fairly good looking. [UWSL]The problem is I'm a shortcel and all girls are taller than me but none of these guys understand that. [/UWSL]
Girls just feel grossed out and embarrassed even walking by someone who's shorter than them by several inches.

think i'm in the same boat as you. How tall are you? roughly i guess?

 

[lemon21]

If you're goodlooking you'll get a gf eventually, unless you're shorter than 5'4. if you are in the 5'4, 5'6 range you'll get a girlfriend. that if you're really good looking and are not deluding yourself. being short is a dissaventage, but if you have a really good face it wont be a detriment to getting a girlfriend to be honest, even if you have it a lil bit harder you'll get more girls than this forum combined

 

[Chopin]

I never admit that I have not. I just lie and say it was basic and normal. That way they won't think negatively of me or worse - humiliate me. Best to lie in that case.

think i'm in the same boat as you. How tall are you? roughly i guess?

170 cm iirc, but do keep in mind that I live in a part of the world where the average male height is around 180 cm

 

[unsettling]

this is why i avoid normies at all costs. im preemptively hostile towards others so that no one asks me questions.

 

[Boiiboii69]

So I was nudged into going to a "party" (not really sure if "gathering" would be an appropriate word) and they eventually started talking about girls. One of the guys asked "how old were you guys when you had your first kiss?". Most of them were between 13 and 16. When it was my turn I just responded truthfully: "I didn't". [UWSL]They were more shocked than I anticipated. It's was like I killed someone in front of their very eyes. [/UWSL]
[UWSL]Why are normies like this? [/UWSL]

have you thought about escortmaxxing

 

[AbyssalShores]

Throw a fucking rock at their head

 

[Cope_Time]

They are larping. Most people in their 20s have no idea about connection and attachment

 

[Deleted member 34301]

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It's not cope, I have very rarely seen a guy be affectionate to a women, they generally have no idea what they are doing

 

[AtomicBlackPill]

I lied when I was asked but one guy kept pressing me. I think he knew that I have never kissed a girl but it would've been social suicide if I said I have never kissed a girl.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

"I was denied affection because of my undesirable personality, which is composed of high inhibition and avoidance of unnecessary conflict. Women prefer assertive men with egotistical personalities".

 

[FrothySolutions]

I wish someone would ask me this. Literally it's a goal of mine. So I can say "Have you got any tips?" These people are so cool and it comes so easily for them, maybe they can invite me into their world and let me shadow them. That I might learn.

 

[Deleted member 2047]

accept they're right and LDAR

 

[TallCelFag]

Stop hanging out with them

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

Tell them: "kys faggot, atleast i'm not a cuckish simp soyboy like you!"

Mogs me for them being surprised, they wouldn’t even ask me as they’d know the answer from my appearance

It's over

 

[Animecel2D]

I’m not sure how I’d respond because no one has asked me this question. They take one look at me and the answer is obvious, even to normies.

 

[LeonTheSilent]

Are you religious?

Tell him you're a Puritan and won't have sex or kiss anyone until you're married.

Or that you are a monk.

 

[Detro]

Why do so many incels feel the need to lie about this kind of stuff?
Just tell the truth. Blackpill them one step at a time.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Just respond with the black pill. That's what I do nowadays. "Women are picky, I'm ugly and autistic (or insert your inceldom cards here, OP), put 2 and 2 together, it's not rocket science." Then find an excuse to leave.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Just lie, so that they don't annoy you any further.

I don't understand why people don't larp as the default setting in social interactions tbh.

Are you religious?

Tell him you're a Puritan and won't have sex or kiss anyone until you're married.

this is the best possible recovery tbh


Negative IQ responses

Just respond with the black pill. That's what I do nowadays. "Women are picky, I'm ugly and autistic (or insert your inceldom cards here, OP), put 2 and 2 together, it's not rocket science." Then find an excuse to leave.

Why do so many incels feel the need to lie about this kind of stuff?
Just tell the truth. Blackpill them one step at a time.

"I was denied affection because of my undesirable personality, which is composed of high inhibition and avoidance of unnecessary conflict. Women prefer assertive men with egotistical personalities".

Gigabased

I lied when I was asked but one guy kept pressing me. I think he knew that I have never kissed a girl but it would've been social suicide if I said I have never kissed a girl.