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Go to your local fisherman

buy a fish { infested with salmonella}

get some chips, shred them with your rusty knife

then add salt and pepper because we all know briish people have no flavour

and finally eat with your crooked teeth
 
guess the user...
 
@IncelCream @Pancakecel @BornToLose thoughts?
 
@THE TRUE DIGLET
unimpressed fry GIF
 
@THE TRUE DIGLET
weak attempt of copying my thread with hollow insults

no one uses rusty knifes and how can freshly caught fish have disease?
then add salt and pepper because we all know briish people have no flavour
''You don’t understand. White people don’t dump every seasoning in existence so their food is bland. Indian food mogs.''

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then add salt and pepper because we all know briish people have no flavour
we literally conquered shitskin nations to get spices, retard
 
weak attempt of copying my thread with hollow insults
Kek.
no one uses rusty knifes and how can freshly caught fish have disease?
Pretty sure you can't even actually get sick from eating raw food. @wasted12years
''You don’t understand. White people don’t dump every seasoning in existence so their food is bland. Indian food mogs.''

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Indian food would probably taste like shit without all that seasoning/spice.
 
weak attempt of copying my thread with hollow insults

no one uses rusty knifes and how can freshly caught fish have disease?

''You don’t understand. White people don’t dump every seasoning in existence so their food is bland. Indian food mogs.''

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its not fresh its from the local fisherman who has nearly every disease imaginable, also it is bland briish people cant even roast chicken kek
 
weak attempt of copying my thread with hollow insults

no one uses rusty knifes and how can freshly caught fish have disease?

''You don’t understand. White people don’t dump every seasoning in existence so their food is bland. Indian food mogs.''

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How to make curry food.
Take a diaharea shit on the floor.
Add masala and rice.
 

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its not fresh its from the local fisherman who has nearly every disease imaginable, also it is bland briish people cant even roast chicken kek
just make up imaginary scenarios theory
 
thats true :lul: op is a coping retard

yeah, thats why they mask it with a thousand spices
bro the ingredient alone moggs every conceivable British food you have to cope with sauces like gravy jfl
 
the water is contaminated and fish is raw, the fisherman also has bad hygiene
simply use high temperature for cooking and you won't have a problem, i never had. The only time I've ever been poisoned by this crap was at a sushi restaurant.
 
dont get hyporboles
 
dont understand story telling with a hint of truth theory bro
my thread was whole truth

take your soy thread with muh ''hints of truth'' and shove it
 
simply use high temperature for cooking and you won't have a problem, i never had. The only time I've ever been poisoned by this crap was at a sushi restaurant.
you might want to get checked out, also cross contamination and rusty knife has been covered with salmonella
 
my thread was whole truth

take your soy thread with muh ''hints of truth'' and shove it
no truth for your face also not really you just made up things without comprehending the tapestry of the beautiful cuisine, enjoy your beans on toast m8.
 
bro the ingredient alone moggs every conceivable British food you have to cope with sauces like gravy jfl
that doesn't even make sense

''this ingredient is this pile of shit mixture of sludge is better than your food''

what?, ingredients werent even made, they were discovered.
 
Hotel food and even bottled water in India are known to poison tourists.
fake news, or it must be from tourists aka British people and their lack of oral hygiene spreading diseases
 
that doesn't even make sense

''this ingredient is this pile of shit mixture of sludge is better than your food''

what?, ingredients werent even made, they were discovered.
the ingredients make the food
 
t. believes bad teeth genetics cause indians to be dirty rats

it depends how you use them
better than being cucks and self hating idiots, you literally don't even wipe your ass talk about being filthy

they use them spectacularly
 
iam glad i wasnt born in britain. Although germany is quite bad too.
 
@IncelCream @Pancakecel @BornToLose thoughts?
There's a lot of British food but like America we are considered "international"

For example people will say Europeans have culture but British and America don't when in reality is that are culture is so dominant that is becomes norm
 
There's a lot of British food but like America we are considered "international"
Makes sense considering Britains colonial legacy: The UK does have more of its own traditional kinds of food as opposed to the US I would say though.
For example people will say Europeans have culture but British and America don't when in reality is that are culture is so dominant that is becomes norm
It's also because our(Anglo-American) culture is basically very hybridized & multicultural in itself at this point, especially the American part of it.
 
Makes sense considering Britains colonial legacy: The UK does have more of its own traditional kinds of food as opposed to the US I would say though.

It's also because our(Anglo-American) culture is basically very hybridized & multicultural in itself at this point, especially the American part of it.
Yeah same with UK

UK and America culture is merging
 
Yeah same with UK

UK and America culture is merging
I mean, Americas founding stock was mostly Anglo-Saxon but had some Welsh & Scottish in it who were all/overwhelmingly Protestant, so it makes sense the two would by default be similar: Many of Americas earliest traditions, cultural values, behaviors, even food was all originally from the Protestants who settled America(IE: Puritans). In fact, this is where the whole "American Work-Ethic" comes from: Puritans believed that the harder you worked, the more "better" of an individual you are. This would have worked well when they lived in their small Agrarian communities, but nowadays it has been manipulated to that corporations, elites, and the government can get away with passing laws that harm the working class(lower & middle classes)

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@IncelCream @Pancakecel @BornToLose thoughts?
It's all about getting authentic fish & chips from a decent local chippy. No one makes it themselves. It's also cheap for takeaway food. A satisfying, occasional cope, basically.
 
Pretty sure you can't even actually get sick from eating raw food. @wasted12years
You can't. Unless it's farmed salmon or meat/chicken with alot of antibiotics in it. I'm eating raw fish right now. The main cause of disease are toxins, not bacteria. Bacteria is your friend.
 
You can't. Unless it's farmed salmon or meat/chicken with alot of antibiotics in it. I'm eating raw fish right now. The main cause of disease are toxins, not bacteria. Bacteria is your friend.
Based & high-IQ: However, don't we have "good" types of bacteria as well as "bad" types of bacteria?
 
It's all about getting authentic fish & chips from a decent local chippy. No one makes it themselves. It's also cheap for takeaway food. A satisfying, occasional cope, basically.
Would make sense: If I ever went to the cUcK, I would look for the most "hole-in-the-wall" type of fish & chip place since I think that would be the most authentic "Bri'ish" way to enjoy it.

Do you guys also have chain fish & chip places the way we in the JewSA have various burger chains?
No such thing as bad bacteria. The only bad bacteria is man-man bacteria.



View: https://youtu.be/kUvPzVqB4VE?si=h6bfTWdCfRn-7Ybh

I see, I will give this a look & more research.
 
Do you guys also have chain fish & chip places the way we in the JewSA have various burger chains?
Kind of. Harry Ramsden's springs to mind; I think it's only in coastal towns though. Never actually ate in one.

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