I can't believe he's really gone. Please, everybody, pay your respects to Saint BrazilianSigma.
F for the big boy
F for the big boy
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lmao
High quality joke article pewpew
We miss you
>known for his expansive post count, karma and weight
Legit lold
A true saint. This world has shed a tear.
This is gold
Good writing tbh
@Colvin76 here is the proof
How big was his cock though?
They couldn't find it under the rolls of fat, some say it was moderately sized(from other IT users), some say it was large(self-reported), and some say it was microscopic or inverted (everyone else) pewpew.
When did he last see his cock?
His mother said he last saw it when he was 9, Sigma said he could always see it, but evidently, that was untrue. He became obese at age 8 and by age 10 it became absolutely out of control pewpew.
How old was he when he jerked off for the first time? Imagine having your first coom and not being able to see it
His mom said he was never able to reach his penis, so he had to pee either standing really close to the urinal or sitting down on the toilet, of course, he was never able to jack off so he had to learn hands-free masturbation.
Most of the porn they found on his computer was femdom and feet pics from E-girls he donated to pewpew.
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How many jars of bathwater did the cops find in his room?
They said they found 50 bottles inside his closet and similar contents scattered on his body when he died, from his lack of undergarments it was evident he was masturbating hand-free while lathering himself with gamer girl bathwater when he died. His mother said that she's extremely relieved, as her credit card would no longer be maxed out by Sigma's large Egirl donations pewpew.
at least he died doing what he loved
Today's a bad day to invest in web cam stocks
He had no cock - he cut it off himself trying to save money on a sex change operation
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RIP Saint BrazillianSignma
Truest of truecels, neetest of neets
A statue shall be erected in the Incel Hall Of Saints alongside the greats
Truest of truecels, neetest of neets
A statue shall be erected in the Incel Hall Of Saints alongside the greats
For a second i thought it was legit
Kinda disappointed tbh
Kinda disappointed tbh
rip
This is pure gold
Very funny tbh
Gone but jot forgotten
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He should be a saint tbh
lol
Jfl.
Props for the one who did this
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Props to OP for doing this(assuming this is his doing)
it looks very realistic
it looks very realistic
Rest in
thank you bro, and yes it is me i watermarked myself in the third body paragraph lol. would be based if this could spread around on places like inceltears
piss
Based and Inspect Element pilled
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some1 post on IT so they believe it tbh
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