(1) “I was born…and my life was over!” - Hamudi
(2) “Never get up, keep grinding, keep hustling, shoot for your dreams.” - Philosopher Jeremy Meeks
(3) “I kept telling her how much I wanted to have zex with her” - the myth, the legend, the gingercel DBDR
(4) “His hair went passportbro” - Rehab Room
(5) “Over for notificationcels” - first notificationcel
(6) “People keep asking me for best advice, and I always tell them to just be yourself” - Chico Lachowski, model of the year at age 16
(7) “If you wanna MOG, go do something for your community and help someone who is getting bullied, that’s what matters, not looks.” - Highest paid model Mog O’Pry
(8) “It’s all about the hard work you put in!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the winner of 1971 Mr.O by snitching on every other competitor, getting them disqualified
(9) “You’re not so bad for a friend, but there is no reason that your genetic material should propagate itself into the future” - crying soychologist JUrdan Peterson
(10) “Looks aren’t important” - Chad
(11) “Height isn’t important” - NBA player
(12) “I actually don’t like handsome, tall, criminal guys, I like them ugly, short and nice, it just so happens I’m waiting for my 6’5, chiseled jaw, hunter eyed BF to get out of jail” - Every w/o/man ever
(13) “Hey lady, my Volkswagen Beetle broke down, can you help me fix it” - Ted Bundy (and it worked)
(14) “DBDR is the only guy who can demotivate David Goggins” - Top comment guy
(15) “Bro, I know a guy” - Normie
(16) “I’m short and unattractive, but I worked on myself and have money, my wif/e/ loves me, I am sooo happy, she sometimes leaves on friday night and comes back on monday morning, IDK what that means, but my deductive reasoning aparatus is not developed, so it isn’t important” - Betabux Oofy Doofy
(17) “Wo/m/en loveeee funny men” - Nonfunny Chad
(18) “All people make mistakes. For example, once I made a mistake of being late 10 minutes for my job, and my w/i/fe made a mistake of having zex with 235 men before me” - m/o/dern western Christiancell
(19) “Buy her ice-cream and flowers” - Boomer
(20) “When I was your age, I had 2 houses, 3 cars and 7 children, I worked at a gas station, why don’t you try to do the same” - Boomer
(21) “Some truecel shaped like a boomerang” - DBDR
(22) “He looked like an upside down bowling pin” - DBDR
(23) “Honesty is most important” - Every sports ball multi-millionaire flop master
(24) “He wasn’t my type” - Lookssmatch
(25) “It would be a crime to complain about my looks, they got me where I am” - Alain Delon
(26) “I love funny, honest and intelligent men” - Chad’s Wife
(27) “Why don’t you find a GF/Wife” - Familycel
(28) “Dog > NonChad” - Dog mam/a/
(29) “I AM ADONIS, I AM ADONIS, I AM ADONIS” - Not Adonis
(30) “I want to be promiscuous” - Oreo man
(31) “Don’t cry because it is over. Cry because it never began.” - Rehab Room
(32) “In my left hand, I have tactical soap, in my right hand I have a $4000/h 1 on 1 talk” - Richard COPEr
(33) “W/o/men aren’t picky, all my friends are married” - Guy who’s friends are in a zexless marriage
(34) “The first 1000 approaches, rejections and restraining orders are just a warm up bro.” - Coach Yad (Y - you; A - are; D - done)
(35) “Do WhItE gUy HaV MoNy?” - Filipina
(36) “I can’t find a guy” - /W/omen who can’t find Chad
(37) “Just love yourself” - Tarrot x YuGiOh card enjoyer
(38) “I’m in a stage of self-healing and self-love” - Girl dumbed by 5 Chads
(39) “In my prime, I had 5 GF’s at the same time” - Primecel
(40) “I couldn’t have done it without my wife” - COPEnheimer
(41) “Come and get my appendix from me Doc” - Sigmacel
(42) “My wife/s/ boyfriend is my best friend” - Destinycel
(43) “I CANT BREED” - George Floydcel
(44) “You hit your peak at 90” - 80 year old RP
(45) “You are soooo handsomeeee, women must be ALL fighting for you, how did you never have a GF?” - grandma/mom
(46) “He got Oofy Doofy deportation” - Rehab Room
(47) “You are shorther than me” - 5’1 girl talking to a 5’8 guy
(48) “Women LOVE Jason Statham and the Rock” - Baldcel
(49) “It’s not you, it’s me” - F/e/male that thinks you are ugly and/or found Chad
(50) “Being an Indian men is strike 1 and 2, any other imperfection and you are out.” - Some guy
(51) “Just relax and pop some beer” - DBDR’s frogcel dad
(52) “Beauty is natural superiority.” - Plato
(53) “You either d/ie an i/n/cel, or you live long enough to see yourself become the B/e/ta Provider.” - Motivationcel
(54) “Alllriiighhhttt…” - DBDR Intro
(55) “Bdum tss, bdum tss tss” - Rehab Room Intro
(56) “I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party; and I attended with my real face.” - Kafka
(57) “I think I deserve a 10/10 guy” - Gi/r/l whose lookxsmatch is cleaning sewers
(58) “Here’s 20$, can I get a hug” - DBDR talking to a stripper
(59) “Put in the work when you don’t feel like it” - Hamza, Outlier of Outliers, Knight of Covered Ears
