Boxing is the only way to ascend

[Pitar62]

If you are a boxer, you get a lot more confidence. Even if chad gets all the girls, deep down you know you know KO him in 2 seconds. So it doesn't even matter.
Plus, abstaining for sex will give you better performance in the ring. Famous boxers like Mike Tyson went without sex for 5 years.

Another advantage incels have in the ring are their small facial bones. Instead of acting like a handle and making your brain concuss more, you short face will make your head rotate less. Fighters with smaller chins are more resistant. (See Golovkin). Guys with chiseled chins (Amir Khan) get knocked out way easier.

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Stop coping GrAYcel

 

[Pengwin]

 

[Koruga]

Fuck, I'm going to write a story where an incel decides to learn martial arts to start defeating the chads at his university.

 

[Pitar62]

Fuck, I'm going to write a story where an incel decides to learn martial arts to start defeating the chads at his university.

I'm glad I gave you an idea

 

[Shigechi]

Ascend to heaven after you receive a fatal blow to the head.

 

[epillepsy]

It fucks up your face and gives you cauliflower ear. Look at Mickey Rourke.

 

[Pitar62]

Ascend to heaven after you receive a fatal blow to the head.

There are no fatal blows in boxing bro..

It fucks up your face and gives you cauliflower ear. Look at Mickey Rourke.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't a real boxer. And you get cauliflower ears from wrestling, not boxing.

 

[CrackyChanFan]

I tried boxing for about 2 months when I was in the North of England. It was fun and a tough as fuck workout (for me) but they didn't let anyone spar until they had a good few months experience. Also, it was much more affordable than MMA or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu/Krav Maga or other stuff I have tried. I have no time for boxing now because my job takes up all my fucking time and coronavirus as well. Also, there was only one foid in boxing who came once whereas BJJ had a foids and Krav Maga had loads. Boxing is rightfully very male dominated. Rough but friendly guys.

If I was going to put a lot of time and money into a fighting stye/combat sport/martial art or whatever, I think Muay Thai is pretty cool. My dream is to get a job in Thailand and SEAmax and learn muay thai there.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Boxing is the only way to ascend

If you are a boxer, you get a lot more confidence. Even if chad gets all the girls, deep down you know you know KO him in 2 seconds. So it doesn't even matter.
Plus, abstaining for sex will give you better performance in the ring. Famous boxers like Mike Tyson went without sex for 5 years.

Another advantage incels have in the ring are their small facial bones. Instead of acting like a handle and making your brain concuss more, you short face will make your head rotate less. Fighters with smaller chins are more resistant. (See Golovkin). Guys with chiseled chins (Amir Khan) get knocked out way easier.

Where the fuck is the ascension, asshole?

 

[Iwanttolive]

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My man Heednsucced

 

[muharremabi]

Gigacope.

 

[Iwanttolive]

Me after reading the thread

 

[Deleted member 26884]

https://incels.is/threads/heightpill-mma-story.195900/

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Stop coping GrAYcel

Yeah jfl.

 

[epillepsy]

I'm pretty sure he wasn't a real boxer. And you get cauliflower ears from wrestling, not boxing.

I don't know what you mean by real boxer.
Mickey Rourke boxed.
The decline in his face is due to the injuries he received when being punched in the face.
And of course you get cauliflower ear from boxing.

 

[SuccessfulShark]

I always wanted to try martial arts but never had the time

 

[Deleted member 23634]

not all incels have small faces lol, have you ever seen pictures of long midfaces subhumans?

 

[Ecstasy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4&ab_channel=SurvivorVEVO

 

[Incellectual]

you get cauliflower ears from wrestling, not boxing.

painfully wrong here. Cauliflower ear is literally famously attached to boxing.

 

[starcrapoo]

Never began for ricecel boxers like me. Small wrists short arms small hands. No KO power whatsoever

 

[Billowel]

If you are a boxer, you get a lot more confidence. Even if chad gets all the girls, deep down you know you know KO him in 2 seconds. So it doesn't even matter.
Plus, abstaining for sex will give you better performance in the ring. Famous boxers like Mike Tyson went without sex for 5 years.

Another advantage incels have in the ring are their small facial bones. Instead of acting like a handle and making your brain concuss more, you short face will make your head rotate less. Fighters with smaller chins are more resistant. (See Golovkin). Guys with chiseled chins (Amir Khan) get knocked out way easier.

as someone who fought back in school and was considered the strongest guy in his class and school i have to say this is the most coping thing i have heard in a long time.i was infamously know for fighting and had guys twice my size come up to me to pay respects.Did i get any pussy?fuck no kek.not even one girl was interested.girls don't give a fuck about your fighting "abilities".they just want you to have a pretty face.i guess you can use it to statusmaxx and moneymaxx but i don't need to tell you the risks of that.

 

[I want to believe]

Just boxing maxx bro)

 

[Ellsworth]

Stop coping GrAYcel

 

[starcrapoo]

I can outbox a lot of ppl in the gym that I went to a decade ago but as for actual one punch knockout power (even when I get a direct shot on their chin) I couldnt knock anyone out.

Only way I can KO someone is if they are my size or smaller and they leave themselves wide open (noobs). If they are bigger (which is 90% of the time for guys even in my weight category, as I have small ricecel bones) only way for me to knock them out is if it goes into the mid late rounds and I wear them out slowly from constant pop shots to their head but by then I'm too tired and don't have enough in me to finish them off.

Thats why I recommend wrestling and jiu jitsu for smaller guys.

Only way you can beat some random guy much bigger than you out in the street is if they have no idea how to grapple.

Even then I highly recommend wrestling over jiu jitsu.

If some 6'4 chad at a bar decides he wants to start some shit with me, I'm going for constant takedowns and a submission if I get a chance. No way am I ever letting him get back up just so he can stand and use his reach against me. My chances of winning are far higher if I take him down and manage to kick or stomp his head a couple of times or if he hits his head on the pavement.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

You deserve a punch in your bloated subhuman face just for making this copium thread.

 

[Psilocin99]

I trained boxing for 2 years and became pretty decent
Obvioulsy didn't ascend, but martial arts are a nice cope

 

[doomed 7]

seems legit bro

 

[Blackpill Bishop]

Coming from an ex amateur boxer

Boxing and any full contact martial arts is absolutely horrible

If you actually spend enough time sparring you will end up with facial injuries/ scars/ broken teeth

 

[MentalistKebab]

Where the fuck is the ascension, asshole?

This.

I agree with the premise tho, actually punching someone you hate feels great

 

[kikecel]

lol just take punches to the face and die young from CTE just so you can put your cock inside a moist hole

 

[Irredeemable]

lol just take punches to the face and die young from CTE just so you can put your cock inside a moist hole

And your Jewish manager rakes in the lion's share of PPVbuxx.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

You deserve a punch in your bloated subhuman face just for making this copium thread.