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Borderlands 2's plot is funny as fuck if you think about it

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The main villain (Handsome Jack) is literally the CEO of an ancap interplanetary empire and is so rich that his net worth is literally the combined GDP of multiple planets and the main characters are just random murderhobos but he's literally on discord vc with you for the entire game. And like half of the story dialogue is just him mocking and shit talking you

The irl equivalent would be like if some bandits started robbing cobalt mines in South Africa and Elon Musk personally spent all his time going on discord voice chat with their leader and taunting him with AI generated reddit posts
 
Imagine owning the wealth of multiple planets and having some fucking nobodies live rent-free in your head to the point where you obsess over them on discord vc.
 
Imagine owning the wealth of multiple planets and having some fucking nobodies live rent-free in your head to the point where you obsess over them on discord vc.
:feelskek: :feelskek:

Legit
 
Imagine owning the wealth of multiple planets and having some fucking nobodies live rent-free in your head to the point where you obsess over them on discord vc.
:feelshaha:
 
Imagine owning the wealth of multiple planets and having some fucking nobodies live rent-free in your head to the point where you obsess over them on discord vc.
you just rephrased the op
 
you just rephrased the op
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