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Jesus Christ his advice was complete bluepilled normie tier shit.
He first asked me if I have a gf, and then when I said no he started trying to give me advice.
He said "if you see a girl you like that you can connect with her personality then just ask her out" and then said "what's the worst that can happen, she says no"
At multiple points i wanted to reveal the blackpill and say "I can't get girls because I'm ugly" and "I have tried approaching girls but they all reject me".
Sadly I just kept quite and acted like I cared about his advice.
 
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all that shit is a fucking waste of time unless you have a cool uncle that can help you set up a party or something
 
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I'm amused by the idea any female would interact with me long enough for me to "connect with her personality".
 
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They'll never learn
 
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I don't get why so many people believe in the bluepill. If it was real people would be marrying their dogs, becuase dogs are the nicest people on the planet.
 
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I don't even try to hide it anymore. I will from now on always draw the 'short and ugly' card whenever the topic of romance is brought up.
 
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"whats the worst that can happen"

you get #metoo'd and end up on the sex offenders registry or a swarm of wk come out of the woodwork and lynch mob you all cuz ugly male
 
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Crustaciouse said:
At multiple points i wanted to reveal the blackpill and say "I can't get girls because I'm ugly" and "I have tried approaching girls but they all reject me".
Sadly I just kept quite and acted like I cared about his advice.

A street-shitter's mindset is what you need. You had a very good chance of spilling some blackpills at that moment. Imagine blackpill as a turd stuck in your rectum and you can't hold it anymore, just spread your leg a little bit and give a gentle push, it will come out smoothly.

Lately I am into some missionary works over okcupid to blackpill curries as a landwhale, most of the time I can't keep my patience to carry on a conversation and jump into blackpill.
 
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If no other information were available, one might conclude that boomers lived through the absolute peak golden age of the dating market where average guys and even below average could land a relationship with relative ease. That is pure science fiction today and I have to wonder if they're making it up to troll the shit out of us.
 
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chudur-budur said:
A street-shitter's mindset is what you need. You had a very good chance of spilling some blackpills at that moment. Imagine blackpill as a turd stuck in your rectum and you can't hold it anymore, just spread your leg a little bit and give a gentle push, it will come out smoothly.

Lately I am into some missionary works over okcupid to blackpill curries as a landwhale, most of the time I can't keep my patience to carry on a conversation and jump into blackpill.
I didn't start spilling blackpills because I didn't want to seem like a huge loser.
I would have me problem giving blackpills online where I'm anonymous but trying to do it in real life can be absolutely humiliating.
 
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I have a neighbor who’s a boomer, he knows it’s looks and talks about how he stopped getting girls once he lost his hair. Some older folks are just :bluepill: and others :blackpill:.
 
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My dad is similar. Boomers had a way easier time. Back then girls were disciplined better and online hookups didn't exist.
 
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"what's the worst that can happen, she says no"

That old fart is so out of touch; asking a woman out is considered a criminal offense in some countries like Canada, UK, France, Spain and coming to America soon.
But "Professors" like "Dr." Victoria Bateman are allowed and encouraged to display their nudity on school property. Why is the teacher naked? is considered "hate speech" these days.
 
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just ask her out theory....shitty advice
 
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Bro, I used to be shy too. You just gotta ask her out. It worked for me too so it will for you.
 
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Crustaciouse said:
I didn't start spilling blackpills because I didn't want to seem like a huge loser.
I would have me problem giving blackpills online where I'm anonymous but trying to do it in real life can be absolutely humiliating.

I love dropping blackpills on the most bluepilled seeming people and surprise myself in how much they ultimately relate to it. You just have to analyze THEIR situation. Not just yours. Drop blackpills with a sense of sarcasm. As though they aren't sure if you really meant that. It'll dawn on them quite quickly, and they'll admit to you it's true and laugh, and probably be depressed when they go back home.
 
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WarriorSkull said:
I'm amused by the idea any female would interact with me long enough for me to "connect with her personality".
 
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The thing is his advice might* have worked for you when he was a teenager but it certainly won't work in 2018 cuz women's standards are so much higher.
 
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TheRealChincel said:
I have a neighbor who’s a boomer, he knows it’s looks and talks about how he stopped getting girls once he lost his hair. Some older folks are just :bluepill: and others :blackpill:.
>my hairline is receding at 19
>father is fully bald

 
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Indari said:
>my hairline is receding at 19
>father is fully bald

View attachment 34956

Before, a receding hairline meant it was time to go into provider mode. Now it means game over unless you look like Statham or Beckford.
 
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turbocuckcel_7000 said:
all that shit is a fucking waste of time unless you have a cool uncle that can help you set up a party or something
 
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Boomers literally had it easy.
 
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Gigacel said:
Boomers literally had it easy.
The really did. All time high economy with tons of great job opportunities with high paying wages.
And anyone that went to college in that time would be guaranteed an amazing job with create pay and benefits.
Nowadays boomers have tanked our economy, the only job opportunities for someone without a college diploma is a minimum wage job.
And everyone is in college nowadays so you aren't even guaranteed a mediocre job when you graduate.
And employers want to squeeze out every last dying breathe from their employees with the absolute least amount of money.
Boomers lived in heaven compared to us.
 
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My dad is a blackpilled 70 year old incel-tier boomer who was lucky to meet my mail-order bride mother after being harshly rejected over and over.

However I didn't find this out until I discovered the blackpill and mentioned some of the stuff I learned in passing to him, in which he agreed and told me looks are all that really matters. I finally realised why he never gave me any dating advice or ever encouraged me in anything - he knew it was over for me.
 
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What's the worst that can happen. Brb she tells all her friends that you're a loser that asked her out and then word spreads, and nobody wants to associate with the loser that got rejected.