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Since I escortcel (or used to before the pandemic) I sometimes go to my local escort review board and the reviews are always a hoot to read. These delusional boomers always talk about how they eat the girl's pussy and ass and claim to make her orgasm multiple times and how she loves what she does so much. How fucking delusional do you have to be to think your fat old ass is making these 20 year old girls have convulsing orgasms. I wonder if these guys are lying through their teeth or the girl faked it and they bought the whole act hook, line and sinker.
 
Since I escortcel (or used to before the pandemic) I sometimes go to my local escort review board and the reviews are always a hoot to read. These delusional boomers always talk about how they eat the girl's pussy and ass and claim to make her orgasm multiple times and how she loves what she does so much. How fucking delusional do you have to be to think your fat old ass is making these 20 year old girls have convulsing orgasms. I wonder if these guys are lying through their teeth or the girl faked it and they bought the whole act hook, line and sinker.
I think the thought of it gets them off. Let your imagination run wild, etc
 
I want to escortmaxx so fucking bad but im so fucking high inhib
what do OP?
 
Women are good at faking orgasms and faking affection. Some hookers told me I am handsome and I almost believed it a couple of times. You realize as an incel fast that this is bullshit after seeing how girls react to you when you approach them.
Escorts are just actor, but some are good tbh.
 
Since I escortcel (or used to before the pandemic) I sometimes go to my local escort review board and the reviews are always a hoot to read. These delusional boomers always talk about how they eat the girl's pussy and ass and claim to make her orgasm multiple times and how she loves what she does so much. How fucking delusional do you have to be to think your fat old ass is making these 20 year old girls have convulsing orgasms. I wonder if these guys are lying through their teeth or the girl faked it and they bought the whole act hook, line and sinker.

Going down on an escort is gross :feelspuke: :feelspuke: :feelspuke: :feelspuke:
 
I think those are the type of people to say "good girl" to the escort while fucking them
 
I want to escortmaxx so fucking bad but im so fucking high inhib
what do OP?
I don't have any advice for you in that regard. I held out till I was 25 before I lost all self respect and all hope and decided to bite into the bitterness of the escortpill.
 
Can't imagine licking a whore's pussy or ass.
 
Go somewhere where its legal. But remember it’s never the „real“ thing.

its not legal in Israel and with the pandemic and all going abroad isnt an option :feelsrope:
btw how good is it?
 
True. WTF is wrong with these people ?

Why the hell would anyone perform cunnilingus on a whore ? You're the one who's paying, she's not supposed to get any pleasure. Imagine paying someone else's orgasm. JFL

Besides it's totally gross and probably a good way to get herpes.
 
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I think those are the type of people to say "good girl" to the escort while fucking them
Another funny thing about the reviews I read. Lots of them mention how they are "bigger than average" and praise the girl for taking it like a champ. Yeah fucking right, these guys are all carrying a third leg but they have to see hookers to get their fuck on.
 
its not legal in Israel and with the pandemic and all going abroad isnt an option :feelsrope:
btw how good is it?
Depends on the hooker. There are awful hookers, meaning they are just a shitty fleshlight and their are good ones means it feels like you are having a ONS and the best ones act like they really love you.
True. WTF is wrong with these people ?

Why the hell would anyone perform cunnilingus on a whore ? You're the one who's paying, she's not supposed to get any pleasure. Imagine paying someone to have an orgasm. JFL

Besides it's totally gross and probably a good way to get herpes.
I did it, but just with the ones I felt really good with. Since I am incel my fetish is having a girlfriend. That means I do the best to pleasure her, because in that roleplay she is my gf. Never got an std and I just got my newest test results today. I think hookers are cleaner in 2020 than average beckies.
 
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Depends on the hooker. There are awful hookers, meaning they are just a shitty fleshlight and their are good ones means it feels like you are having a ONS and the best ones act like they really love you.
Out of the many hookers I have seen only a handful really stood out like this.
 
Some people are completely fine living their life in a delusion. It's a talent actually. The reason we are here is because we can't willingly delude ourselves and enjoy it.
 
I want to escortmaxx so fucking bad but im so fucking high inhib
what do OP?

Just do it. I'm insanely high inhib, I still escortmaxx. What are you worried about? It's a fucking foid-for-rent, there's nothing lower than that. You're the one paying and you're the customer, don't worry about her.
Since I escortcel (or used to before the pandemic) I sometimes go to my local escort review board and the reviews are always a hoot to read. These delusional boomers always talk about how they eat the girl's pussy and ass and claim to make her orgasm multiple times and how she loves what she does so much. How fucking delusional do you have to be to think your fat old ass is making these 20 year old girls have convulsing orgasms. I wonder if these guys are lying through their teeth or the girl faked it and they bought the whole act hook, line and sinker.

What site? I wanna read some. The one I use doesn't really have comments, or the foids block them because most of them fail even at being fucking whores.
 
this summer i saw a boomer bringing an ice cream bucket to a whore in a parking lot
that was one of the most cucked things i've seen jfl
their reviews are hilarious
they pay absurd prices for shit like massages or a handjob,talk like they are in love with them,full details on how he licked her pussy
who the fuck would leave the house for a paid handjob?
 
Just do it. I'm insanely high inhib, I still escortmaxx. What are you worried about? It's a fucking foid-for-rent, there's nothing lower than that. You're the one paying and you're the customer, don't worry about her.


What site? I wanna read some. The one I use doesn't really have comments, or the foids block them because most of them fail even at being fucking whores.
The site is called terb.
 

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