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JFL Bodycam footage of Chris Chan's arrest

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Cyraxx is next
 
And now he's out with a jb Gf. All that suffering to win the ultimate prize
 
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this is the guy who recorded chris's arrest on a livestream btw
 

Highlights​

Throughout the video footage, the police are unaware of Chris or his infamy, expressing confusion about it at several points.

As Chris is being arrested, a police officer points a taser at him and warns that if he fights he will be tased. Chris then says he will comply.

Chris reveals that he uses two cellphones, one to deal with trolls, and one for friends; he refers to the Kevin Gates song "2 Phones."

As he's sitting handcuffed, Chris farts and says, "pardon my flatulence."

The police ask if Chris would like to remove his "necklaces" (which includes the medallion) as the jail will require them to be removed later anyway. When the police inform that the jail makes exceptions for religious crosses, Chris claims that his medallion is a "cross" protecting him. The policeman responds that he doesn't think the jail staff will go for that.

While the officers double-check the arrest warrant, Chris tells them that his husband Magi-Chan is giving them a "gentle punch" across dimensions. Chris tries to elicit a reaction from the police, but one simply replies that he did not feel anything. Chris then encourages Magi-Chan to punch harder.

When Ethan Ralph and a bunch of other observers in the area talk to Chris, the officers repeatedly suggest that Chris shouldn't respond to them. Chris responds to them anyway.

While riding in the police car, Chris starts telling the officer about the Dimensional Merge and asks the officer who his favorite superhero is. When the cop replies, "Probably Spider-Man," Chris excitedly informs him that he'll be able to meet Spider-Man in person.
 
And now he's out with a jb Gf. All that suffering to win the ultimate prize
She very likely isn't a jb, there's no clear photos of her babyface, but some of her traits are unmistakably adult.
 

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