Blackcels, have you thought about becoming rappers?

[SUH]

Today being a black rapper, even some obscure soundcloud one, massively raises your sexual value to women of all races. These days high school and college girls will instantly want to fuck any black guy who's a rapper.

1. It raises your thuggishness without having to be thuggish IRL, therefore your attractiveness
2. You dont need to looksmax , utter goblinos like trippie red and lil yachtie would've probably been beta blackcels if they hadn't started rapping.
3. Its easy. You just have to mumble in autotune a few vaguely rhyming words about wasting money on bitches in a club and girls will think you're so chill and romantic.

 

[whogivesafucc]

rap nowadays is literally so fucking retarded

 

[SUH]

rap nowadays is literally so fucking retarded

Hence why black incels should try it since the skill threshold is so low.

 

[Blackpill101]

All blackcels are volcels.

 

[whogivesafucc]

All blackcels are volcels.

BATMAN

 

[acnescarcel]

its next to impossible to become a famous rapper. even in this era. i knew a black guy that did just what you said. he wasn't even an incel. maybe tyronelite. his sound cloud songs got less than 1k views.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

LOL this must be like the 60th thread related to becoming a rapper, idk why the jamals won't swallow the rappill

 

[SUH]

its next to impossible to become a famous rapper. even in this era. i knew a black guy that did just what you said. he wasn't even an incel. maybe tyronelite. his sound cloud songs got less than 1k views.

You dont need to be famous, just rap on soundcloud and bring this up in conversations.

Also 1k views is plenty, probably 30-40% of them were girls who would want to fuck him if they met him.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

rap nowadays is literally so fucking retarded

turboiq post, rap is probably one of the worst genres right now with the faglords representing it

 

[whogivesafucc]

turboiq post, rap is probably one of the worst genres right now with the faglords representing it
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[Deleted member 6501]

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[Deleted member 3291]

It’s like asking whitecels why they won’t stop larping as incels

or currycels why they don’t try street shitting

 

[VinnyVan]

It’s like asking whitecels why they won’t stop larping as incels

or currycels why they don’t try street shitting

Can blacks even be incels? Their women are the ugliest least desirable and the sluttiest. Being a black incel is equivalent to being a bombo ape incel. Just have sex with one of the sheboons no other race wishes to have sex with.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

yo nigga best in the game nigga SKRR SKRR

 

[Wiggal]

Today being a black rapper, even some obscure soundcloud one, massively raises your sexual value to women of all races. These days high school and college girls will instantly want to fuck any black guy who's a rapper.

1. It raises your thuggishness without having to be thuggish IRL, therefore your attractiveness
2. You dont need to looksmax , utter goblinos like trippie red and lil yachtie would've probably been beta blackcels if they hadn't started rapping.
3. Its easy. You just have to mumble in autotune a few vaguely rhyming words about wasting money on bitches in a club and girls will think you're so chill and romantic.

I put so much effort on trying to speak like a normal person, don't ask me to rap...

 

[Whatisbeauty]

Tiredness and bad english made me read "rapist". Seems a way less interseting topic.

 

[SUH]

turboiq post, rap is probably one of the worst genres right now with the faglords representing it
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I'm sure there are blackcels that look better than this goblino.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

No, I will not thug game just to get laid, i'd rather rope.
And just being a soundcloud rapper wouldn't get you laid.

 

[The End]

I put so much effort on trying to speak like a normal person, don't ask me to rap...

Everyone has to degrade themselves to get laid. I'll fucking play country music to get in girls' panties.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Everyone has to degrade themselves to get laid. I'll fucking play country music to get in girls' panties.

Do it then. The premise of this thread is basically the black version of "Learn to play guitar and girls will be all over you bro! Trust me, i've seen guys swarmed with chicks because they play a mean guitar!". Then you'll be here, still rotting because that shit doesn't actually work.

 

[The End]

Do it then. The premise of this thread is basically the black version of "Learn to play guitar and girls will be all over you bro! Trust me, i've seen guys swarmed with chicks because they play a mean guitar!". Then you'll be here, still rotting because that shit doesn't actually work.

I'm trying! Gimme some time... haha

 

[Deleted member 60]

I used to make beats so this might be legit. Shouldn't be too hard since we got literal retards becoming rappers now:

 

[SUH]

Do it then. The premise of this thread is basically the black version of "Learn to play guitar and girls will be all over you bro! Trust me, i've seen guys swarmed with chicks because they play a mean guitar!". Then you'll be here, still rotting because that shit doesn't actually work.

Except to play guitar you need to know musical theory and have very good physical coordination. Meawhile for(modern day) rap you just need to know how to say a few monosyllable rhymes over a hard beat and autotune.

 

[Indari]

 

[Wiggal]

I used to make beats so this might be legit. Shouldn't be too hard since we got literal retards becoming rappers now:

What is this shit? Seriously?!

 

[SUH]

What is this shit? Seriously?!

The ticket to losing your virginity.

 

[SmugMohito]

Yes. I was good too. But I work my ass of trying to dispel black stereotypes.

 

[Gone Coping]

I used to make beats so this might be legit. Shouldn't be too hard since we got literal retards becoming rappers now:

this guy slays while we rot

 

[Deleted member 60]

What is this shit? Seriously?!

JFL @ the producer who sold this beat. Probably more retarded than the rapper himself.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Except to play guitar you need to know musical theory and have very good physical coordination. Meawhile for(modern day) rap you just need to know how to say a few monosyllable rhymes over a hard beat and autotune.

No, that's what you need to play guitar well, just like you need to know a bunch of other shit to rap well.
But I digress, that's not my point. Even if you learn to play guitar well you're still not gonna swim in pussy, just like being a soundcloud rapper won't swarm you with women. Hence why I say "JUTS BE A RAPPER BRO!!!" is the black equivalent of "JUST LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR BROOO!!!!"

 

[Wiggal]

JFL @ the producer who sold this beat. Probably more retarded than the rapper himself.

Waw... At this point, this is satire...

 

[Deleted member 250]

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[Eplarici85]

Rap is depressing nowadays. Just sayin'

 

[Indari]

this thread has single digit iq