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(IYKYK)
I would've posted this thread yesterday, but I was distracted by the drama that was going on. Honestly it's kind of good that happened, 'cause now I'm able to write this while keeping a cool head. I could barely collect my thoughts in the immediate aftermath of this incident. Anyway, TWICE. THIS SHIT FUCKING HAPPENED TWICE. WHAT THE FUCK??! IS EVERY SHITSKIN JEETNIGGER PROFESSOR OUT TO GET ME???!!!
To provide context, I've been taking a computer science 1 course this Fall 2024 semester. Now, I'm a marketing major, but I used to be a computer science major back in first year. I ended up switching out because I failed CS1 due to an academic integrity violation – basically, I asked Chegg for help on a project, and some retarded bitchass "Chegg expert" fucking gave me code he found on stackoverflow. The code included commands we hadn't yet learned in class, so on the day she was grading my work, the professor called me up to her desk to explain the code, and I couldn't. As a result, she ended up searching it and found the code word for word right there on stackoverflow. Couldn't believe my fucking eyes. For that I received a 0 on a grade-crushing project, causing me to end the class with a D, and I was also sentenced by the school to do community service at some African-American art place in Trenton (not in the shitty part of it thankfully). Since my school is lenient enough to keep only your best grade on your transcript if you retake a course, I decided to retake CS1 this year to get that D off of my transcript. And now this shit happens...
I ended up getting some geriatric fat femlet 'jeeta as my professor. This Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum built-ass bitch took note of me very early on in the class; she would often have to ask other students for their names – by asking "WhAt iS yOuR gOoD nAmE SaAr/MeM"
(I fucking WISH I was making this shit up) – but this repulsive insectoid memorized my name almost instantly. Maybe it's 'cause I was one of only 4 poonigger shitskin subhumans in the class, idk, but it's still creepy af either way. I've been too demotivated to complete assignments, so I was using Bing AI and ChatGPT to do basically all my HW and projects. I also pulled an 87 on our first mid-term by keeping my phone by my balls and typing all the questions into ChatGPT, then quickly copying down the answers (the 13 lost points were due to two questions I left unanswered due to running out of time). I noticed while taking this test that I was getting dirty looks from some broccoli-haired spic thugmaxxer freshman (which is fucking crazy cause HOW ARE YOU A MORALFAG AS A THUGMAXXER??! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE IF I CHEAT ON MY TEST??!) and I kind of have a feeling this kid must've tipped the professor off about what I'd done. I mean, she never noticed me with my phone out, I certainly made sure of that. Why I feel like someone must've tipped her off is 'cause on the day she was handing back our tests, this toadlet, Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (but dark brown-skinned and fat) looking bitch asked me with a suspicious tone why I had answered nearly every question perfectly yet left two blank. I told her it was 'cause I ran out of time (which is technically true anyway), and it seemed like she bought it. Guess not...
I had no clue our second mid-term was going to be yesterday. I walked into class expecting absolutely nothing, only to be greeted at the door by this sub-tardigrade beast handing me a test booklet. I wasn't worried, though, as even if I knew there was a test I wouldn't have studied anyway, and I made my way to the same seat in the back where I'd finessed the first mid-term. Then this wretched poo-goblin shouts to me "UM SAAR (ok, she didn't actually call me that, she addressed me by my name) COME SIT UP HERE PLZ *grabs a chair and pulls it up to a spot that's almost right next to her*". I was kinda shaken, but I assumed she had likely done that because she wanted one seat's worth of space between each student and the seat I had tried to take was right between two other kids. In retrospect I should've seen what a cope that was, as the chair she pulled away was properly spaced. I thought that would be the end of it, and holy fuck I couldn't have been more wrong. This bitch pretty much put me under surveillance for the entire fucking length of the exam.
When sitting at her desk: constantly glancing up from her work to look at me.
When walking around the room to check on other students: making fucking lightspeed, NBA player-tier pivots to glance my way.
When bending over to help other students: glancing up to look at me like this
Holy FUCK, man. In the end, I answered maybe 5 questions correctly. The rest of them I either wrote nonsense for or didn't answer at all.
As soon as I was released for my break period between classes, I immediately logged on to my school's registration website to drop the class. I mean, what the fuck else was I supposed to do? There would've been no point in continuing to slave for a class I'd be guaranteed to fail anyway (thanks to my abysmal job on that mid-term), and I guarantee if I'd stuck around I'd inevitably receive an interrogation from that brown Humpty Dumpty bitch, resulting in another academic integrity violation – from the same gdmf class I got my last one. There was really no way out but to do what I did, thank God yesterday happened to be within the last week to drop classes for this semester.
I haven't yet told my parents I've dropped the class, and I'm reasonably quite worried about how they'll react. I'm hoping for the best when they do find out, though, as my mom did ask me in the beginning of the semester to drop a class if the workload felt unbearable so as to not risk my grades for the other classes. We'll see what happens, I guess...
(IYKYK)
I would've posted this thread yesterday, but I was distracted by the drama that was going on. Honestly it's kind of good that happened, 'cause now I'm able to write this while keeping a cool head. I could barely collect my thoughts in the immediate aftermath of this incident. Anyway, TWICE. THIS SHIT FUCKING HAPPENED TWICE. WHAT THE FUCK??! IS EVERY SHITSKIN JEETNIGGER PROFESSOR OUT TO GET ME???!!!
To provide context, I've been taking a computer science 1 course this Fall 2024 semester. Now, I'm a marketing major, but I used to be a computer science major back in first year. I ended up switching out because I failed CS1 due to an academic integrity violation – basically, I asked Chegg for help on a project, and some retarded bitchass "Chegg expert" fucking gave me code he found on stackoverflow. The code included commands we hadn't yet learned in class, so on the day she was grading my work, the professor called me up to her desk to explain the code, and I couldn't. As a result, she ended up searching it and found the code word for word right there on stackoverflow. Couldn't believe my fucking eyes. For that I received a 0 on a grade-crushing project, causing me to end the class with a D, and I was also sentenced by the school to do community service at some African-American art place in Trenton (not in the shitty part of it thankfully). Since my school is lenient enough to keep only your best grade on your transcript if you retake a course, I decided to retake CS1 this year to get that D off of my transcript. And now this shit happens...
I ended up getting some geriatric fat femlet 'jeeta as my professor. This Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum built-ass bitch took note of me very early on in the class; she would often have to ask other students for their names – by asking "WhAt iS yOuR gOoD nAmE SaAr/MeM"
(I fucking WISH I was making this shit up) – but this repulsive insectoid memorized my name almost instantly. Maybe it's 'cause I was one of only 4 poonigger shitskin subhumans in the class, idk, but it's still creepy af either way. I've been too demotivated to complete assignments, so I was using Bing AI and ChatGPT to do basically all my HW and projects. I also pulled an 87 on our first mid-term by keeping my phone by my balls and typing all the questions into ChatGPT, then quickly copying down the answers (the 13 lost points were due to two questions I left unanswered due to running out of time). I noticed while taking this test that I was getting dirty looks from some broccoli-haired spic thugmaxxer freshman (which is fucking crazy cause HOW ARE YOU A MORALFAG AS A THUGMAXXER??! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE IF I CHEAT ON MY TEST??!) and I kind of have a feeling this kid must've tipped the professor off about what I'd done. I mean, she never noticed me with my phone out, I certainly made sure of that. Why I feel like someone must've tipped her off is 'cause on the day she was handing back our tests, this toadlet, Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (but dark brown-skinned and fat) looking bitch asked me with a suspicious tone why I had answered nearly every question perfectly yet left two blank. I told her it was 'cause I ran out of time (which is technically true anyway), and it seemed like she bought it. Guess not...I had no clue our second mid-term was going to be yesterday. I walked into class expecting absolutely nothing, only to be greeted at the door by this sub-tardigrade beast handing me a test booklet. I wasn't worried, though, as even if I knew there was a test I wouldn't have studied anyway, and I made my way to the same seat in the back where I'd finessed the first mid-term. Then this wretched poo-goblin shouts to me "UM SAAR (ok, she didn't actually call me that, she addressed me by my name) COME SIT UP HERE PLZ *grabs a chair and pulls it up to a spot that's almost right next to her*"
. I was kinda shaken, but I assumed she had likely done that because she wanted one seat's worth of space between each student and the seat I had tried to take was right between two other kids. In retrospect I should've seen what a cope that was, as the chair she pulled away was properly spaced. I thought that would be the end of it, and holy fuck I couldn't have been more wrong. This bitch pretty much put me under surveillance for the entire fucking length of the exam.When sitting at her desk: constantly glancing up from her work to look at me.
When walking around the room to check on other students: making fucking lightspeed, NBA player-tier pivots to glance my way.
When bending over to help other students: glancing up to look at me like this
Holy FUCK, man. In the end, I answered maybe 5 questions correctly. The rest of them I either wrote nonsense for or didn't answer at all.
As soon as I was released for my break period between classes, I immediately logged on to my school's registration website to drop the class. I mean, what the fuck else was I supposed to do? There would've been no point in continuing to slave for a class I'd be guaranteed to fail anyway (thanks to my abysmal job on that mid-term), and I guarantee if I'd stuck around I'd inevitably receive an interrogation from that brown Humpty Dumpty bitch, resulting in another academic integrity violation – from the same gdmf class I got my last one. There was really no way out but to do what I did, thank God yesterday happened to be within the last week to drop classes for this semester.
I haven't yet told my parents I've dropped the class, and I'm reasonably quite worried about how they'll react. I'm hoping for the best when they do find out, though, as my mom did ask me in the beginning of the semester to drop a class if the workload felt unbearable so as to not risk my grades for the other classes. We'll see what happens, I guess...
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