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This is not a troll thread or anything like this. I am legit livid right now. I started to make this thread yesterday and I have not posted it yet. I am still somewhat livid.
This section of Reddit is a joke. I was just on Smalldickproblems and Averagedickproblems when someone else came by.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/averagedickproblems/comments/1l2kofr/how_big_were_you_as_a_teenager/
VillainySquared
•1h ago
22×16 cm (8.5×6 inches)
I was roughly 7 inches during my teen years.
Of course some came to just point out and to brag about it. He has an 8.5 inch penis. What is he doing there other than to brag and let other people know about it? If I had an 8.5 inch penis, I would be too busy fucking females. I was on his profile and of course he also posts on Bigdickproblem when I found just a ridiculous thread which made me livid. I just have to write about it because this is ridiculous.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/1l2adhi/not_knowing_your_big/
This is the most ridiculous thing ever. How are you unable to tell that you are big? You just have to look down. This has to be humblebragging. Although, this is not being humble. Why is it called Bigdickproblems in the first place? There are no problems. There are only problems if you have a small penis. It is an absolutely cruel joke. If you have a small penis, you are being emasculated. You will never be content. You will never have pleasure. It is a life devoid of happiness and pleasure. It is the very foundation of life force that been taken away from you.
Altruistic_Speech875
•10h ago
L’7.5 W’6
Me neither. I think guys who find out late all feel the same. I only really found out after I had got married. I’ve been with quite a few women and nobody said anything,not to my memory anyway. Although there was one time there was a woman who cried half way through while we were at it. Tears of joy she saidWhether it was about my cock or something else I don’t know. Killed the atmosphere I gotta say. Anyway in general uk women that I’ve met have always been a bit reserved about that. Maybe I just went with the wrong women.
He has 7.5 inches. How is he unable to tell, if he is big or not. I have to ask again. WHY DO NOT YOU.LOOK DOWN? Are they really this retarded? I thought, that I was a retard. I am a retard. I am a fucking retard. So I have to ask. HOW ARE THEY EVEN MORE RETARDED THAN I AM? This has to be some kind of joke. Right? How are they this retarded? Is it possible to be this retarded? Are they serious about that? Are they trolling? This seems way too elaborate. Is this rage bait? Are they just playing around and using this to brag? I actually do not understand this.
But then I was reading this here:
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/penissize/comments/1kffa8i/your_probly_bigger_than_you_think/
MrMicklegary
•26d ago
You and I are the exact same size, and I've only received comments that I'm not just big, but *huge* ("That's gotta be the biggest one EVER?!" and "Holy shit, you're gigantic!" are two of my favorite responses). The biggest tell however was when my ex and I used to hook up with a few other couples: Every dude was pretty much 5-5.5" long and I'd guess 4.5" around, and seeing my dick next to theirs was a mindfuck for everyone. One night over drinks, one of the husbands said he and his wife would guess that I'm 8.5" x 6.5" and I couldn't stop laughing. I was like dude, maybe 100 guys who STAR IN PORN might have that, but you don't just run into that in every day life.
DUDE. DUDEEEEEEEEE...
I am legit fucking livid right now. I had to take multiple breaks. I was standing up from my seat, walking around. I legit have tears in my eyes. WHAT IS THIS? Females are lusting for it. Their whole circle of friends know about it. They are unable to get how blessed they are. They do not deserve this. I deserve this. I would be able to appreciate it.
Those retards are unable to appreciate what they have. They are not worthy of it. But I am. I understand everyone who wants to beat up tall fags. I want to beat those retards up. They do not even understand how blessed they are.
This world is a joke. It is a cruel joke. I am here. I am not doing anything. I look like shit and with time passes, I look more and more like shit. The age pill is brutal. And on top of that, I also have a small penis. Why? What is the point of this? There is no point. I hate it. I want to log out from here and then go into the character editor and then edit myself. I will adjust everything the way I want to, the way it is intended to be. Then I would restart the game and being born again. With good looks and a 9 inch thick penis. Life as a man is just pointless if you do not have those traits. It is just pointless and empty, devoid of any pleasure and joy.
@Grodd @TooSomething @Spooky_Heejin @starystulejarz
This section of Reddit is a joke. I was just on Smalldickproblems and Averagedickproblems when someone else came by.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/averagedickproblems/comments/1l2kofr/how_big_were_you_as_a_teenager/
VillainySquared
•1h ago
22×16 cm (8.5×6 inches)
I was roughly 7 inches during my teen years.
Of course some came to just point out and to brag about it. He has an 8.5 inch penis. What is he doing there other than to brag and let other people know about it? If I had an 8.5 inch penis, I would be too busy fucking females. I was on his profile and of course he also posts on Bigdickproblem when I found just a ridiculous thread which made me livid. I just have to write about it because this is ridiculous.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/1l2adhi/not_knowing_your_big/
This is the most ridiculous thing ever. How are you unable to tell that you are big? You just have to look down. This has to be humblebragging. Although, this is not being humble. Why is it called Bigdickproblems in the first place? There are no problems. There are only problems if you have a small penis. It is an absolutely cruel joke. If you have a small penis, you are being emasculated. You will never be content. You will never have pleasure. It is a life devoid of happiness and pleasure. It is the very foundation of life force that been taken away from you.
Altruistic_Speech875
•10h ago
L’7.5 W’6
Me neither. I think guys who find out late all feel the same. I only really found out after I had got married. I’ve been with quite a few women and nobody said anything,not to my memory anyway. Although there was one time there was a woman who cried half way through while we were at it. Tears of joy she saidWhether it was about my cock or something else I don’t know. Killed the atmosphere I gotta say. Anyway in general uk women that I’ve met have always been a bit reserved about that. Maybe I just went with the wrong women.
He has 7.5 inches. How is he unable to tell, if he is big or not. I have to ask again. WHY DO NOT YOU.LOOK DOWN? Are they really this retarded? I thought, that I was a retard. I am a retard. I am a fucking retard. So I have to ask. HOW ARE THEY EVEN MORE RETARDED THAN I AM? This has to be some kind of joke. Right? How are they this retarded? Is it possible to be this retarded? Are they serious about that? Are they trolling? This seems way too elaborate. Is this rage bait? Are they just playing around and using this to brag? I actually do not understand this.
But then I was reading this here:
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/penissize/comments/1kffa8i/your_probly_bigger_than_you_think/
MrMicklegary
•26d ago
You and I are the exact same size, and I've only received comments that I'm not just big, but *huge* ("That's gotta be the biggest one EVER?!" and "Holy shit, you're gigantic!" are two of my favorite responses). The biggest tell however was when my ex and I used to hook up with a few other couples: Every dude was pretty much 5-5.5" long and I'd guess 4.5" around, and seeing my dick next to theirs was a mindfuck for everyone. One night over drinks, one of the husbands said he and his wife would guess that I'm 8.5" x 6.5" and I couldn't stop laughing. I was like dude, maybe 100 guys who STAR IN PORN might have that, but you don't just run into that in every day life.
DUDE. DUDEEEEEEEEE...

I am legit fucking livid right now. I had to take multiple breaks. I was standing up from my seat, walking around. I legit have tears in my eyes. WHAT IS THIS? Females are lusting for it. Their whole circle of friends know about it. They are unable to get how blessed they are. They do not deserve this. I deserve this. I would be able to appreciate it.
Those retards are unable to appreciate what they have. They are not worthy of it. But I am. I understand everyone who wants to beat up tall fags. I want to beat those retards up. They do not even understand how blessed they are.
This world is a joke. It is a cruel joke. I am here. I am not doing anything. I look like shit and with time passes, I look more and more like shit. The age pill is brutal. And on top of that, I also have a small penis. Why? What is the point of this? There is no point. I hate it. I want to log out from here and then go into the character editor and then edit myself. I will adjust everything the way I want to, the way it is intended to be. Then I would restart the game and being born again. With good looks and a 9 inch thick penis. Life as a man is just pointless if you do not have those traits. It is just pointless and empty, devoid of any pleasure and joy.
@Grodd @TooSomething @Spooky_Heejin @starystulejarz