torujo
low iqcel
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jfl if you think that a manlet subhuman like jordi el nino polla would slay if he werent a porn actor
Jordi El Niño is good looking though luljfl if you think that a manlet subhuman like jordi el nino polla would slay if he werent a porn actor
are you sure? i think most porn actors are below 8 inchesMy size is not rare enough for the pornography industry.
Why would they pick me if they can just find Chad with the same size?
nope, he is ugly, short and framecelJordi El Niño is good looking though lul
There is definitely a better looking guy out there with a similar sized dick.are you sure? i think most porn actors are below 8 inches
If Ron Jeremy could be the most well known living male porn star then I'm sure any of us could if we were hung
Too bad i'm short in the girth departmentIf you have a +=7.5' length/+=6' thickness dick, you're a volcel. You can run dickpic game, porn actor game- literally life on easy mode since you can derive as much confidence as you want to counter other looks-based shortfalls and women's social domination.
yeah bro, inceldom is better"Just swap your career for a short-lived, drug-fuelled stint in porn, bro. Never mind the STDs. Never mind never working anywhere reputable ever again. Never mind having to have sex with a prostitute with 3 men watching and 5 cameras and bright lights aimed at you, catching every angle and millimetre of your subhuman face. Never mind the fallout when friends or family find out. Never mind the fact that not every country has a booming porn industry. Never mind the fact that women can still refuse to work with you. Never mind watching women grit their teeth and snort a line of cocaine because of their having to stomach fucking you. It's all good, bro."
Still. A +=7'5 dick makes you invulnerable to female social critique (which always meanders one way or another towards sexual performance) and you can mog +95% of the male population. How can you even fail on easy mode?Too bad i'm short in the girth department
yeah bro, inceldom is better
race and height mostlyStill. A +=7'5 dick makes you invulnerable to female social critique (which always meanders one way or another towards sexual performance) and you can mog +95% of the male population. How can you even fail on easy mode?
Fair enough. The two ones I've put in bold are suicidefuel."Just swap your career for a short-lived, drug-fuelled stint in porn, bro. Never mind the STDs. Never mind never working anywhere reputable ever again. Never mind having to have sex with a prostitute with 3 men watching and 5 cameras and bright lights aimed at you, catching every angle and millimetre of your subhuman face. Never mind the fallout when friends or family find out. Never mind the fact that not every country has a booming porn industry. Never mind the fact that women can still refuse to work with you. Never mind watching women grit their teeth and snort a line of cocaine because of their having to stomach fucking you. It's all good, bro."
This is hilarious.I actually sent in pictures to Brazzers but they never emailed me back
Sometimes I wish i were gay or famoid, that way I could make money off degeneracyIt's hard to get in the industry. Best way to be a porn actor is to Bottom in gay porn, you don't even need to be hung and you get like $5000 per scene. That's if your gay/ bi though