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big dick = volcel

torujo

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jordi el nino polla, 5'6 ugly manlet, he could post here but he has a big dick so he is a porn actor now, living the dream

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Sparky said:
You have to be GL enough to get the initial lay though, preferably with a girl with high S so therefore she can spread the word to other females. This guy facially mogs pretty much the entire forum

This.
 
Jordan Barrett

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agree just post the picture on your local facebook group
 
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This guy definitely has an attractive face.
 
Lookismisreal

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He's not ugly, though.
 
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A big dick is only a big slab of meat you don't get to use just for being ugly. The guy in OP is above average looking anyway, he is a slayer.
 
dontcryimalreadydead

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A roastie is not gonna be thinking of dick if your face repulses her. This should be common knowledge by now.
 
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Yeah, but bigdickcels can't use their dicks.
 
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what numbers are we talking about in here exactly?
And yeah that guy isn't even ugly
 
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Well your dick could be as big as the Eiffel Tower (so you can fuck the world for 72 hours), but it doesn't matter if women don't find you hot enough to even begin to want to see your dick. Just like having good height is negated if you're ugly as shit.
 
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You need FACE in order to attract women
 
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Fuckin lol if you willingly want to contribute to femoid degeneracy. Also, there isn't such a thing as "dickcel" Femoids would never want a subhuman whip their dick out in front of them.
 
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What an stupid topic in whats helps you having an big dick if you cant atract girls to discover it you idiot
 
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ASS_F said:
Well your dick could be as big as the Eiffel Tower (so you can fuck the world for 72 hours), but it doesn't matter if women don't find you hot enough to even begin to want to see your dick. Just like having good height is negated if you're ugly as shit.

Legit as fuck
 
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Ugly? Pffffff he lost his virginity at 17. Even if he didn't become a porn actor he would've been fucking more femoids than us.

Remember to subscribe to his youtube channel if you can understand spanish https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw_L6hUIrVC9WbgpUOac2Lw
 
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'Only this 1 positive feature = volcel' is retarded cope
He's gay looking but not ugly, & not <5'5
 
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I disagree. It is seen as super creepy to talk about your dick especially if you are super ugly.
 
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Dick size is COPE
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Lol he isn't ugly. Even if a subhuman has a big dick, they could still be incel. The thing is that if you truly are in the top percentile in having a big dick, you could work doing porn. Just like Jordi does. Even Ron Jeremy did this. Jeremy looks subhuman but managed to get into porn with his big dick. Fucking women by acting in porn vids for a company doesn't count as a real lay. It's just like paying an escort to fuck you. Also LOL @ him still living with his mom when he can afford his own place to live in. Fucking LOL @ his mom for serving him breakfast and helping him prepare to go to his job at Brazzers and saying shit like "don't forget to wear your seatbelt, Jordi"
 
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I thought Jordi was all about the whole straight shota thing
 
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It's all about face.
 

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