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Discussion Biblical Evidence Jesus Christ was TRIPPING BALLS on the Cross

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:feelsPop::feelsPop: love hearing what this guy has to say. Probably pisses off all the normies.
 
pisses off all the normies.
Jesus Christ pisses off ME.

Because he was a mogger. He had super powers from being son of God (walking on water, transmutation water to wine).

Also, he creampied daily Maria Magdalene's hairy pussy, which is something I can't forgive him for
 
I like this guy, he's fucked up. I watched the first episode they did the other year.
 
Jesus Christ pisses off ME.

Because he was a mogger. He had super powers from being son of God (walking on water, transmutation water to wine).

Also, he creampied daily Maria Magdalene's hairy pussy, which is something I can't forgive him for
In the video he talks about how jesus made Mary eat his ejaculate :shock:

Brutal getting mogged by jesus :feelsrope:
 
In the video he talks about how jesus made Mary eat his ejaculate :shock:

Brutal getting mogged by jesus :feelsrope:
:cryfeels::cryfeels:

Women swallowing my sperm is one of my fetishes, I want to do it with women :cryfeels:
 
Jesus Christ pisses off ME.

Because he was a mogger. He had super powers from being son of God (walking on water, transmutation water to wine).

Also, he creampied daily Maria Magdalene's hairy pussy, which is something I can't forgive him for
fake. Jesus died a virgin so that us incels can live.

if mary magdalene tried to offer her slut pussy to Jesus he would rebuke her for being a slut.

John 4:16-18

16 He told her, “Go, call your husband and come back.

17 “I have no husband,” she replied.

Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you have no husband. 18 The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.
 
All of you will rot in hell :feelskek:
Lord Jesus our saviour
 
fake. Jesus died a virgin so that us incels can live.

if mary magdalene tried to offer her slut pussy to Jesus he would rebuke her for being a slut.

John 4:16-18

16 He told her, “Go, call your husband and come back.

17 “I have no husband,” she replied.

Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you have no husband. 18 The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.
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Confirmed by God Himself
 

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