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To the escortmaxxers out there:

Where is the best place to escortmax?
Or how much does it cost and how is it at your place? At best somewhere in europe.

I have read about germany, netherlands and other places. Honestly the prices are insane at some countries. And it feels a lot mechanical.
Where is the best place for hookers in terms of price, availability and experience.

I know about the southeast asian countries but I cant honestly convenience my parents to go to thailand for "the good travel place" even when those are by a wide step the best place for escortmaxxing.
 
the slums of mumbai
 
To the escortmaxxers out there:

Where is the best place to escortmax?
Or how much does it cost and how is it at your place? At best somewhere in europe.

I have read about germany, netherlands and other places. Honestly the prices are insane at some countries. And it feels a lot mechanical.
Where is the best place for hookers in terms of price, availability and experience.

I know about the southeast asian countries but I cant honestly convenience my parents to go to thailand for "the good travel place" even when those are by a wide step the best place for escortmaxxing.
Argentina
 
probably colombia or some other shithole spic country. i would avoid SEA as i hate noodlewhores. maybe czech republic
 
It's legal and cheaper than in Europe
Fuck wish it wasnt that long and expensive of a flight. Prices are cheap and they look fine.

probably colombia or some other shithole spic country. i would avoid SEA as i hate noodlewhores. maybe czech republic
Same for colombia but just with the added risk of a kidney getting stolen.
I looked up some czech brothels and they got some vile creatures there. Not worth any penny. Maybe street hookers or freelancers are better and cheaper.

My dick is kosher
 
Same for colombia but just with the added risk of a kidney getting stolen.
I looked up some czech brothels and they got some vile creatures there. Not worth any penny. Maybe street hookers or freelancers are better and cheaper.
Where do you live? maybe you can take advantage of hohol refugee foids. they need money. also try drug addicted foids they need money
 
Where do you live? maybe you can take advantage of hohol refugee foids. they need money. also try drug addicted foids they need money
Germany. Hohols get a full bag of cash every month by the government, no reason to be a hooker unless you are older and need luxury. I dont want to fuck some 35-40yo+ hooker. Also the prices here are 150€ per hour.

There arent many drug addicted women on the streets here and those that are, are vile or old. Being homeless is 85% a men thing.
 
Germany. Hohols get a full bag of cash every month by the government, no reason to be a hooker unless you are older and need luxury. I dont want to fuck some 35-40yo+ hooker. Also the prices here are 150€ per hour.

There arent many drug addicted women on the streets here and those that are, are vile or old. Being homeless is 85% a men thing.
ok dann bist du gefickt komme auch aus deutschland. dieses land ist so cucked jfl. die ganzen hohols kannste wegen ihren neetbuxx hier nicht ausnutzen leider, obwohl die slavischen schlampen echt ganz geil sind :ahegao: also unter mehreren hundert shekels kommst du nicht weg, vor allem wenn es keine cumguzzler 40+ ausgeleierte fotze sein soll :feelspuke: ich spare aktuell um eine gute zu finden in einem saunaclub oder so. alles in europa ist sonst schon sehr kompliziert...
 
ok dann bist du gefickt komme auch aus deutschland. dieses land ist so cucked jfl. die ganzen hohols kannste wegen ihren neetbuxx hier nicht ausnutzen leider, obwohl die slavischen schlampen echt ganz geil sind :ahegao: also unter mehreren hundert shekels kommst du nicht weg, vor allem wenn es keine cumguzzler 40+ ausgeleierte fotze sein soll :feelspuke: ich spare aktuell um eine gute zu finden in einem saunaclub oder so. alles in europa ist sonst schon sehr kompliziert...
Oh nice ein Kamerad. Ja die ganzen Hohols sind ja leider mit dem Bürgergeld gut bedient was will man da machen. Die slavischen Weiber sind echt geil. Früher konnte man scheinbar in die Ukraine und günstig ficken aber dank den ganzen Militärchecks für die Hohols sind die Preise in die Höhe geschossen.

Ein Bordell kannst vergessen die sind voll mechanisch. Zwar ist der Zugang nice mit klingeln, rein, zahlen und ficken aber ist halt null nähe und viele ausgeleierte Fotzen. FKK Saunas sind glaube ich schon ne Stufe besser weil man ja mit den Weibern vorher tratschen und an der Bar erstmal etwas runterkommen kann. Preislich sind beide bei mir so bei ca. 150€ wobei beim Saunaclub noch der Eintritt drauf kommt.

Viel Glück. Schau mal vielleicht bei KaufMich nach. Da sind zwar viele überteuerte Huren aber manchmal findet man eine günstige Perle die man bei ihr zuhause ficken kann. So hatte ich das erste mal Sex wobei das schon 6 Jahre her ist. Jetzt wollen alle 200-300 € die Stunde.
 
Oh nice ein Kamerad. Ja die ganzen Hohols sind ja leider mit dem Bürgergeld gut bedient was will man da machen. Die slavischen Weiber sind echt geil. Früher konnte man scheinbar in die Ukraine und günstig ficken aber dank den ganzen Militärchecks für die Hohols sind die Preise in die Höhe geschossen.

Ein Bordell kannst vergessen die sind voll mechanisch. Zwar ist der Zugang nice mit klingeln, rein, zahlen und ficken aber ist halt null nähe und viele ausgeleierte Fotzen. FKK Saunas sind glaube ich schon ne Stufe besser weil man ja mit den Weibern vorher tratschen und an der Bar erstmal etwas runterkommen kann. Preislich sind beide bei mir so bei ca. 150€ wobei beim Saunaclub noch der Eintritt drauf kommt.

Viel Glück. Schau mal vielleicht bei KaufMich nach. Da sind zwar viele überteuerte Huren aber manchmal findet man eine günstige Perle die man bei ihr zuhause ficken kann. So hatte ich das erste mal Sex wobei das schon 6 Jahre her ist. Jetzt wollen alle 200-300 € die Stunde.
ah krass an kaufmich hatte ich garnicht gedacht. schon teuer. zumindest junge foids dabei. mal gucken, muss dafür erstmal fett wageslaven. die "saft" kontrollieren die welt so sehr es fuckt mich nur noch ab.
 
ah krass an kaufmich hatte ich garnicht gedacht. schon teuer. zumindest junge foids dabei. mal gucken, muss dafür erstmal fett wageslaven. die "saft" kontrollieren die welt so sehr es fuckt mich nur noch ab.
Ja leider und auch immer seltener Deutsche mit dabei. Kleiner Tipp, nimm immer das günstigste Angebot. Heißt wenn die 30 Minuten für 100€ und 60 Minuten für 150€ nimmt, dann geh erstmal mit 30 Minuten. Wenn du nicht fertig bist kannst meistens auf 60 Minuten "upgraden" für nur weitere 50€. Wenn du 60 Minuten buchst und nach 5 Minuten kommst ist meistens Schluss (geh nach Hause). Das egal wo, Bordell, Saunaclub usw. Lass dir generell nicht gleich an den Schwanz gehen sondern mach erstmal Vorspiel.

Das ist so alles was ich weiß, hoffe es hilft und ermutigt dich. :feelsokman:
 
Ja leider und auch immer seltener Deutsche mit dabei. Kleiner Tipp, nimm immer das günstigste Angebot. Heißt wenn die 30 Minuten für 100€ und 60 Minuten für 150€ nimmt, dann geh erstmal mit 30 Minuten. Wenn du nicht fertig bist kannst meistens auf 60 Minuten "upgraden" für nur weitere 50€. Wenn du 60 Minuten buchst und nach 5 Minuten kommst ist meistens Schluss (geh nach Hause). Das egal wo, Bordell, Saunaclub usw. Lass dir generell nicht gleich an den Schwanz gehen sondern mach erstmal Vorspiel.

Das ist so alles was ich weiß, hoffe es hilft und ermutigt dich. :feelsokman:
:feelsYall: Danke dir!
 
To the escortmaxxers out there:

Where is the best place to escortmax?
Or how much does it cost and how is it at your place? At best somewhere in europe.

I have read about germany, netherlands and other places. Honestly the prices are insane at some countries. And it feels a lot mechanical.
Where is the best place for hookers in terms of price, availability and experience.

I know about the southeast asian countries but I cant honestly convenience my parents to go to thailand for "the good travel place" even when those are by a wide step the best place for escortmaxxing.
I wish it was legal in my cunt'ry
 
100-150 for 15-30 minutes. :feelsugh:

You can book a escort in Thailand thats going to entertain you for a whole day for this price.
Yeah but who wants to fuck a jungle gookess
 
Bro down bad. Wouldnt try to find one with daesh cell putting up fake offerings. At that spot of earth there is no way to get sex for shekels. Sucks.
LMAO for real man.
 
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Its usually its 200e a hour regardless of place...

Yes average salary here is less then a 1k mountly yet somehow prices of whores is the same as in europe...
 
Escortmaxxed last night. Drove to a hooker (own apartment) and spend 30 minutes with her. Was a pleasant experience but 100€ are now gone. Bad value/price.
 
The whores here in the netherlands are good you can find some really attractive ones. They cost like 300 euros per 30 min though. And im scared its gonna be terrible and i wasted half my neetbuxx on it
 
Oh nice ein Kamerad. Ja die ganzen Hohols sind ja leider mit dem Bürgergeld gut bedient was will man da machen. Die slavischen Weiber sind echt geil. Früher konnte man scheinbar in die Ukraine und günstig ficken aber dank den ganzen Militärchecks für die Hohols sind die Preise in die Höhe geschossen.

Ein Bordell kannst vergessen die sind voll mechanisch. Zwar ist der Zugang nice mit klingeln, rein, zahlen und ficken aber ist halt null nähe und viele ausgeleierte Fotzen. FKK Saunas sind glaube ich schon ne Stufe besser weil man ja mit den Weibern vorher tratschen und an der Bar erstmal etwas runterkommen kann. Preislich sind beide bei mir so bei ca. 150€ wobei beim Saunaclub noch der Eintritt drauf kommt.

Viel Glück. Schau mal vielleicht bei KaufMich nach. Da sind zwar viele überteuerte Huren aber manchmal findet man eine günstige Perle die man bei ihr zuhause ficken kann. So hatte ich das erste mal Sex wobei das schon 6 Jahre her ist. Jetzt wollen alle 200-300 € die Stunde.

Kauf mich dumm teuer, da ist hin- und Rückflug billiger.
 
California
Expensive but pretty hot foids (all of this in videogame)
 
Where can I read more about this
There are many videos on youtube. Just google Pattaya Sex or Pattaya Nightlife.
Those girls are down for "long time", usually go with you to eat, bars, clubs, get drunk together etc and then fuck them in your own hotel. They stay till the morning and then fuck off. Closest thing you can get the girlfriend experience for money.
 
To the escortmaxxers out there:

Where is the best place to escortmax?
Or how much does it cost and how is it at your place? At best somewhere in europe.

I have read about germany, netherlands and other places. Honestly the prices are insane at some countries. And it feels a lot mechanical.
Where is the best place for hookers in terms of price, availability and experience.

I know about the southeast asian countries but I cant honestly convenience my parents to go to thailand for "the good travel place" even when those are by a wide step the best place for escortmaxxing.
I only know in the United States.
What type of Escort?

Thailand is overrated and inflated. Gotta think like a Hipster and sexpat with very little tourists... mostly brown/black countries remaining. Other option is Dark Tourism to war zones (Why? Warzone = Cheap). This makes Syrian, Sudanese, Myanmar, North Korean refugees in Northern China and Congolese Pussy good.
 
Escortmaxxed last night. Drove to a hooker (own apartment) and spend 30 minutes with her. Was a pleasant experience but 100€ are now gone. Bad value/price.
It depends on the amount of kinks you're getting (Sounds about average price honestly), I had some lady let me see her when pregnant with her Son (The baby inside her) for same time. Then it was worth it since it's a rare experience. If the Escort you saw does the Bare Minimum and you went there because you "liked her" for something deeper, then stop don't fall for the trap. Go for new experiencs/kinks instead.
 
It depends on the amount of kinks you're getting (Sounds about average price honestly), I had some lady let me see her when pregnant with her Son (The baby inside her) for same time. Then it was worth it since it's a rare experience. If the Escort you saw does the Bare Minimum and you went there because you "liked her" for something deeper, then stop don't fall for the trap. Go for new experiencs/kinks instead.
Oooo lucky lucky I've yet to see a pregnant whore yet. How was it?
 
It depends on the amount of kinks you're getting (Sounds about average price honestly), I had some lady let me see her when pregnant with her Son (The baby inside her) for same time. Then it was worth it since it's a rare experience. If the Escort you saw does the Bare Minimum and you went there because you "liked her" for something deeper, then stop don't fall for the trap. Go for new experiencs/kinks instead.
150 for 60 minutes and 100 for 30 minutes is the average/standard for brothels here in germany.
150-250 for 60 minutes (sometimes they only sell like 400 for 120 minutes) for freelancers.
I went to a freelancer last night. Included everything, "girlfriend experience" aka kissing, touching, licking etc
Stayed even longer than 30 minutes, i think it was 45min in total with clothes, greeting, smalltalk.
 
Your home country. Support muh local businnes
 
That wouldnt get me hard lol
It's super hot and I've heard their pussies feel better and their nipples also get bigger/harder.
 
It's super hot and I've heard their pussies feel better and their nipples also get bigger/harder.

Sounds yikes lol. But whatever everyone has their own kink / what they like. It's just nice to have the possibility to explore those.
 
Most of the hookers are from eastern europe or south america lol. The one from yesterday was white Venezuelan. Rare and :ahegao:
Based. Are you spanishcel by any chance
 
Thailand is overrated and inflated. Gotta think like a Hipster and sexpat with very little tourists... mostly brown/black countries remaining. Other option is Dark Tourism to war zones (Why? Warzone = Cheap). This makes Syrian, Sudanese, Myanmar, North Korean refugees in Northern China and Congolese Pussy good.
Maybe Syrian refugees in turkey could be the move lol. Could probably get away with paying them a few dollars for the hour
 
Maybe Syrian refugees in turkey could be the move lol. Could probably get away with paying them a few dollars for the hour
In turkey its illegal and not available. You find ukrainian and russian ones in tourist areas but they are hard to find and shady. Like they hand you a number where you contact and pick a girl. Then they say come to this street and x is some private holiday apartment at the end of some city.
 

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