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Best Oldcel of 2022

Komesarj

Komesarj

Discord: Charon#1222 Ascendant Sickcel
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He's near the end - and he needs this award to not rope. He's the oldcel. Vote for the best oldcel of 2022 here.
 
Sexless incel

Sexless incel

I will ascend until 2028
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Reclusemaxxer

Reclusemaxxer

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Posts
11,748
Online
74d 4h 12m
@BornToLose
 
LeFrenchCel

LeFrenchCel

My postcount = your oneitis' bodycount
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Joined
Apr 29, 2020
Posts
8,542
Online
66d 23h 38m
CopingForBrutality

CopingForBrutality

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Joined
Apr 13, 2022
Posts
5,036
Online
73d 1h 40m
1. @Transcended Trucel
2. @JayGoptri
3. @ilieknothing
 
Pepecel

Pepecel

E
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Posts
153,213
Online
107d 20h 7m
1. @Emba
2. @Transcended Trucel
3. @Fat Link
 
Waco

Waco

Del the Ghost Rapper
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Transcended Trucel

Transcended Trucel

Dharma Maxxer
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394d 20h 6m
Vitarius

Vitarius

Catholicel
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@Emba : He is 58/59/60 years old, a giga oldcel!

 
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subhuman

subhuman

Born to die. Forced to live.
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Apr 9, 2022
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ordinaryotaku

ordinaryotaku

Rotting collegecel. Women hate me for existing.
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Joined
Nov 7, 2017
Posts
13,644
Online
106d 5h 47m
Firefly

Firefly

Titles are for fags.
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May 21, 2018
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@Emba Are you an arch-mage at this point? share some more wisdom with me please.
 
Kamikaze

Kamikaze

Admiral Hipper
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@Emba deserves it the most.
 
Mecoja

Mecoja

stompin on a dream
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1. @Emba
2. @JayGoptri
3. @SlayerSlayer
 
InMemoriam

InMemoriam

Secret Schizoid
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62d 4m
definitely @Emba :feelsYall:
 
Knull

Knull

Prisoner
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Joined
Jun 18, 2022
Posts
7,234
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1- @Fat Link
2- @Emba
3- @Iranianoldcel
 
PointOfNoReturn

PointOfNoReturn

no qt schizo Arab gf = over
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Remaincel

Remaincel

only if the demiurge wasn't so cruel
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Joined
Mar 1, 2021
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Incelius Savage

Incelius Savage

The Godfather of Inceldom and Suffering in Life
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May 28, 2021
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Sneir

Sneir

INCELKOMMANDO INTERPOL AGENT GLASS PUSHER COPKILLA
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@ROTTEN FILTHY DERANGED PEARL HARBOUR SURVIVOR JEWMERICAN CARCASS WHOSE NICKNAME STARTS WITH E AND ENDS WITH A (IN VIDEO GAME)
 
Sheogorath

Sheogorath

Daedric Prince of Madness disguised as an incel
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He's near the end - and he needs this award to not rope.
I will never commit suicide, if it ever looks that way (((they))) murdered me and I expect you all to avenge me.

I don't want to dox myself but we all need to set up some kind of guarantee that we auto-dox if we die so other members can internet sleuth to avenge us.

Maybe just assume if I don't post for a whole year that they suicided me and go strip some mohels of their metzitza tools.
 
Emba

Emba

Jarjar Sphinx
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As if this award isn't suifuel
 
JayGoptri

JayGoptri

Mythic
Joined
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Online
71d 20h 46m
1- @Fat Link
2- @Emba
3- @Iranianoldcel
Oyee! Mr. Emba is not old is he? We need some criteria cutoff here.

@Emba - they says youz a old nigga. But I say youza cold nigga! Cold like ice cream chilly green hillbilly!

See I just made an old person rap. It's far superior to any other raps. :feelsstudy:
 
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JayGoptri

JayGoptri

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@Defetivecuckachu - I think he's the only truly active user left (whose age I am aware of) that is older than I am.
 
Emba

Emba

Jarjar Sphinx
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Heyyy! Mr. Emba is not old is he? We need some criteria cutoff here.

@Emba - they says youz a old nigga. But I say youza cold nigga! Cold like ice cream chilly green hillbilly!

See I just made an old person rap. It's far superior to any other raps. :feelsstudy:
Stop raping me!
 
Pandaemonium

Pandaemonium

OG Oneitiscel
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Sheogorath

Sheogorath

Daedric Prince of Madness disguised as an incel
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Twinkcel

Captain
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Is 25 considered old here ?
 
Defetivecuckachu

Defetivecuckachu

RIP doogycel 1984-2022 the legend never dies
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This has got to go to @Emba
 
NirvanaFan1988

NirvanaFan1988

Low IQ due to KHHV life
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Sheogorath

Sheogorath

Daedric Prince of Madness disguised as an incel
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I'm so confused on the definition of "old" here now.
at minimum I would say wizards in their early 30s, I'm in late 30s warlock stage now
 
JayGoptri

JayGoptri

Mythic
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at minimum I would say wizards in their early 30s, I'm in late 30s warlock stage now
Damn. Then what about 40 year olds like myself and @Defetivecuckachu ? I'm newly 40.

P.s. You can also join our geriatric ward.
 
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Dicknastytheillest

Dicknastytheillest

Cult Leader
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1. @Lucifer X
2. @Acion
3. @El Brujo
 
svgmn1

svgmn1

Fat link fanboy
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@Emba easily
 
Intellau_Celistic

Intellau_Celistic

5'3 KHHV Mentalcel
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Aug 26, 2021
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266d 3h 59m
@Emba
@Hoppipolla
 
NorthernWind

NorthernWind

Overlord
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Feb 13, 2021
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160d 4h 55m
@Iranianoldcel
 
Eschewcel

Eschewcel

Excluded from society for a decade.
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38d 4h 0m
I agree on @Emba
 
Sheogorath

Sheogorath

Daedric Prince of Madness disguised as an incel
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But really, you want this^ for our IncelOldFolks home ?
we will chip on on loli sex gynoid who sings we we fuck her without balls touching
 

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