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Best haircut for Curries?

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What’s the best haircut for curry individuals? I’m trying to looksmax but I can’t find a good haircut that will suit my face. I’m fucking serious guys. I have kind of straight - curly hair.
 
Probably shaggy length hair would be good. Rock the flow.
 
I got a haircut today and i'm a curry. There is no haircut for my face.
 
Are you taking advice from normies?
 
Just wear a classic Indian headpiece.

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bowl cut or bust
 
cut your hair off with a shotgun
 
You need to ask a good barber or post pictures.
 
What’s the best haircut for curry individuals? I’m trying to looksmax but I can’t find a good haircut that will suit my face. I’m fucking serious guys. I have kind of straight - curly hair.
Get a Brazilian blowout, then do a quiff/undercut. Curry hair is generally inferior to every other hair on the planet, so you gotta do a keratin treatment on it before you proceed with anything else.
 
Grade 5 back and sides, and then low fade with tiny trim on top.
 
Your best haircut depends 100% on your hairline and head shape, so how could anyone just say a general thing?

Try it short, try it spiked, try it long and shaggy, try it swept back, try a side part.

It's just trial and error. Once you've tried every length/style you'll know.
 
here's a good haircut
 

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Just run Sandokan game

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Curry-krusty is the best, it comes with a nice street-shitting vibe.

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Shit on the street then do a hand stand and land your head in the poop

GUARANTEED to slay
 
Jack cut like this

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Try Middle parted and swept back with your ass juices op :feelzez:
It gives it shine and color
 
undercut, grade 2 on sides, good few inches on top. low fade. Use pomade in hair. seems to work for most curries
 
Paint your face white and don't worry about the rest.
 
Something like this:
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ah another curly hair cel, welcome! so you probably already know this, but curly hair is the worst type of hair to have. I too suffer from the same fate so i'll just tell you what i know, nothing will look good. Your hair will always look like shit, no matter what gels pomades creams conditioners you try
 
haircuts are cope
 
ah another curly hair cel, welcome! so you probably already know this, but curly hair is the worst type of hair to have. I too suffer from the same fate so i'll just tell you what i know, nothing will look good. Your hair will always look like shit, no matter what gels pomades creams conditioners you try
My hair is not too curly. It is mostly wavy straight, but curls whenever I don’t take a shower for a day.
 
Buzzed, with a bit more on the top.
 
ah another curly hair cel, welcome! so you probably already know this, but curly hair is the worst type of hair to have. I too suffer from the same fate so i'll just tell you what i know, nothing will look good. Your hair will always look like shit, no matter what gels pomades creams conditioners you try
Truth. It's over.
 
Curries dont need haircuts. They need head cuts.
 
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curries should run manu bennett style (100% srs)
 
Get a fade, idiot! :feelsgah:

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there isnt a good haircut for an incel just stop trying already
 
Grow it out like a surfer dude.
 

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