Blackpill Being male nowadays sucks

[NirvanaFan1988]

I mean think about it, we have to deal that we must pee standing up. Problem is when your dick won't yield, you end up peeing not inside the toilet but OUTSIDE of it, and the splash of pee not only reaches the floor, but sometimes, it can reach your pants and you end up peeing yourself. Worst thing is that you have 2 options afterwards: Clean not the toilet, BUT ALL THE FUCKING BATHROOM with cleaning products, otherwise it would stink or let it be and stink. God, I swear I'm lazy and my fat makes an odyssey to clean, as a result, I just let the bathroom stink.
No wonder why foids bathrooms are always clean. Hoes!

 

[Deleted member 28903]

we must pee standing up

This is an advantage. Also, you can sit down if you want to, but you're gay if you do.

 

[Studiocel]

The ability to pee standing up is one of the biggest advantages of being male.

 

[I want to believe]

I thought you meant that being a male is bad, because a lot of things are required of them, but at the same time they are not given anything.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

The ability to pee standing up is one of the biggest advantages of being male.

Foids can pee standing up, it's rather uncomfortable, but the can do it too. However, lazy hoes only want the easiest thing and as a result there are devices for her to stand up.

This is an advantage. Also, you can sit down if you want to, but you're gay if you do.

Did you read post?

I thought you meant that being a male is bad, because a lot of things are required of them, but at the same time they are not given anything.

That's well known, but for fucks sake, we have been doomed by society and its shitty rules from the start, I mean, look at this example of peeing, we weren't intended to pee only standing, but we were taught to do so and doing the other way would be uncomfortable.
Social constructs that fuck everyone tbh.

 

[epillepsy]

I heard foid bathrooms are filthy with period blood and cum.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Brootal, I never clean my apartment either

No gf no point

 

[Incline]

Brootal, I never clean my apartment either

No gf no point

Half of my apartment is covered in trash the other half in unwashed clothes I do my laundry once a month. If I had a gf I would crystal clean this shit every 2 days.

 

[Deleted member 301]

I mean think about it, we have to deal that we must pee standing up. Problem is when your dick won't yield, you end up peeing not inside the toilet but OUTSIDE of it, and the splash of pee not only reaches the floor, but sometimes, it can reach your pants and you end up peeing yourself. Worst thing is that you have 2 options afterwards: Clean not the toilet, BUT ALL THE FUCKING BATHROOM with cleaning products, otherwise it would stink or let it be and stink. God, I swear I'm lazy and my fat makes an odyssey to clean, as a result, I just let the bathroom stink.
No wonder why foids bathrooms are always clean. Hoes!

I've had to sit down my entire life pissing, as I have a micropenis which just dribbles it all over the place if I try pissing standing up.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Also, you can sit down if you want to, but you're gay if you do

So much of this.

 

[sadcel69]

This is an advantage. Also, you can sit down if you want to, but you're gay if you do.

JFL

Half of my apartment is covered in trash the other half in unwashed clothes I do my laundry once a month. If I had a gf I would crystal clean this shit every 2 days.

Holy fuark dude clean your apartment ffs

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Holy fuark dude clean your apartment ffs

Foid detected

 

[uglyautisticrice]

chad, my dick sticks to my undies for some reason and i end up pissing myself
volcel if u watch porn instead of nonut to get love

 

[sadcel69]

Foid detected

Nah man, there’s a limit to being n33t dude

 

[Unsaveable]

Just hovermaxx.

 

[fadedyearly212]

being a male is living on hardcore mode in 2020 fuck this shit

 

[Unsaveable]

I've had to sit down my entire life pissing, as I have a micropenis which just dribbles it all over the place if I try pissing standing up.

Do you actually have a micropenis?

 

[cucksaar]

It wasn’t that much better back in the day but at least we didn’t have to deal with feminists and kikes everywhere

 

[Deleted member 5712]

its very rare but when im uber lazy i sometimes pee and dribble on myself. quite rare though
i think you are just so lazy OP. to fix this just do what i do: get a nice long cup with a wide entry point and piss away. i keep it near my desk and when i need to pee i just whip it out and pee in the cup then set it aside. when i get up then i can go and dump it in the toilet.

if you are fancy you can use a big gatorade bottle or milk jug but i just like using plastic cups because i can throw those away daily so i dont have to wash anything. hand sanitizer near your desk also helps so you don't get piss on your keyboard

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

yikes sweaty

 

[Hell]

You can still sit when peeing bud.

Or you could go high IQ and piss in the sink

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

The ability to pee standing up is one of the biggest advantages of being male.

That and having no periods, otherwise women have it better in every other way.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Or you could go high IQ and piss in the sink

For instance, if you have cash, you can buy some of those things for peeing while standing that are in the malls, hospitals,etc...(dunno the name)
That would be OP useful.

That and having no periods, otherwise women have it better in every other way.

Foids are nasty animals, period is like diarrhea but from vagina and with blood. Honestly i dont fucking know why foids are intolerant to bad odor when those bastards naturally smell bad, only thing they do is cover it with headache inducing parfumes.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

You mean you don't just pee in the bathtub and bleach it once a month?

 

[Deleted member 301]

Do you actually have a micropenis?

Yeah, I did post proof pics about 2 years ago on here.

 

[Unsaveable]

Yeah, I did post proof pics about 2 years ago on here.

Damn.. my condolences man.

 

[Deleted member 301]

Damn.. my condolences man.

It's cool Bro, it is what it is. My penis isn't the reason I'm Incel, that reason is because I'm an ugly 5 foot 4 Manlet who is 37 but looks 56. I'd rather have my penis than have a 9 inch baton penis tbh, I'd be more pissed off having a huge penis knowing I'd still never get to use it on a woman.