King_of_morons
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As a 6'4 attractive male in college, I really don't understand why you guys make such a big deal about being attractive. I mean, sure you get to bang tons of hot girls, but it gets real boring after a while. I've seen a couple of dudes who are by themselves and I really envy them. They must be really happy that they don't have anyone to bother them, whereas I constantly get Instagram models begging me to fuck them. It's like, sheesh gimme a break I wanna play football with the bros. I even attract and fuck girls who have boyfriends, and the boyfriends don't even know about it! I would tell them about it but I know that they'll try to kick my ass (though I'm not too sure their frail arms can throw a decent punch).
Sex is also extremely overrated. Although I have fucked over a thousand women ranging from blondes to Latinas, the act of sex itself gets pretty tiring. I have performed every sex position in the book but sex always feels the same. You guys would definitely get tired of it after a week or two. Every time I make a girl orgasm she always looks as if she's about to die. I can tell because she gives me this sultry grin and lifeless gaze. It really creeps me out, but it also arouses the fuck outta me for some reason. I even had a kid with this chick because sex with a rubber just didn't feel right. Fortunately she told me that her friend Chuck decided to raise him with her in my stead so I can focus on college and football. He even offered to pay child support, how nice of him!
Another thing I wanna say is that the attention girls give me has absolutely nothing to do with my looks - it's all to do with my personality. Whenever I look at a girl in the eyes and wink at her, she immediately becomes charmed by my amazing personality. I see dudes in college who never get the chance to show of their great personalities because girls never approach them. I think that if you guys would try talking to girls more and radiate some confidence, maybe girls would start fucking you left and right (although sex is overrated). It may take 10 years or longer than it takes me to fuck a dozen girls in a day, but you'll find the one, I promise!
Lastly, Chads don't live as fulfilling lives as smart and hard working people. Sure we may have everything thrown at us from careers to women, but that kinda life gets old. I myself come from a wealthy family who bribes my teachers to give me good grades. I know plenty of 4.0 GPA alumni who are struggling to find jobs, but I know that they'll make it through because hard work triumphs all. This kinda bugs me because while they're busy job searching, I'm out here partying my butt off and fucking girls inside out. Even if I know that I don't really deserve this lifestyle, I try to live life to the fullest, so you should too.
Overall, being a Chad isn't all what it's made out to be. Girls won't leave you alone; sex is repetitive; you're not sure if girls really love you; and we're not all that smart. You guys are better of trying to get with that oneitis (who I hopefully haven't fucked) that you've loved since middle school. I'm sure you guys will end up living fantastic lives with a significant other if you just work hard and stay confident.
Stay sharp bros!
Sex is also extremely overrated. Although I have fucked over a thousand women ranging from blondes to Latinas, the act of sex itself gets pretty tiring. I have performed every sex position in the book but sex always feels the same. You guys would definitely get tired of it after a week or two. Every time I make a girl orgasm she always looks as if she's about to die. I can tell because she gives me this sultry grin and lifeless gaze. It really creeps me out, but it also arouses the fuck outta me for some reason. I even had a kid with this chick because sex with a rubber just didn't feel right. Fortunately she told me that her friend Chuck decided to raise him with her in my stead so I can focus on college and football. He even offered to pay child support, how nice of him!
Another thing I wanna say is that the attention girls give me has absolutely nothing to do with my looks - it's all to do with my personality. Whenever I look at a girl in the eyes and wink at her, she immediately becomes charmed by my amazing personality. I see dudes in college who never get the chance to show of their great personalities because girls never approach them. I think that if you guys would try talking to girls more and radiate some confidence, maybe girls would start fucking you left and right (although sex is overrated). It may take 10 years or longer than it takes me to fuck a dozen girls in a day, but you'll find the one, I promise!
Lastly, Chads don't live as fulfilling lives as smart and hard working people. Sure we may have everything thrown at us from careers to women, but that kinda life gets old. I myself come from a wealthy family who bribes my teachers to give me good grades. I know plenty of 4.0 GPA alumni who are struggling to find jobs, but I know that they'll make it through because hard work triumphs all. This kinda bugs me because while they're busy job searching, I'm out here partying my butt off and fucking girls inside out. Even if I know that I don't really deserve this lifestyle, I try to live life to the fullest, so you should too.
Overall, being a Chad isn't all what it's made out to be. Girls won't leave you alone; sex is repetitive; you're not sure if girls really love you; and we're not all that smart. You guys are better of trying to get with that oneitis (who I hopefully haven't fucked) that you've loved since middle school. I'm sure you guys will end up living fantastic lives with a significant other if you just work hard and stay confident.
Stay sharp bros!
