*The differences between how you go through life with certain features if you flip the genders...
Short height
As a man:
"What a disgraceful little hobbit. Short guys deserve to die alone."
"Don't blame me for having a preference!"
As a woman:
"Short women are petite and cute! "
"Feminine women are to be treasured."
Small frame
As a man:
"Ewww. I can see your bones. You're disgusting, teehee."
"That guy's so skinny and gross. I like REAL men."
As a woman:
"Man, would I KILL to get that beautiful slim girl to even consider having me as her boyfriend."
"Fun-sized girls are incredible. True beauties!"
Balding
For men:
*A very common sexual death sentence for men. Open mocking and made to be an asexual clown to women.
For women:
*Just don't have a rare case of balding, or cover up your head with extensions and bangs if you do. No shame, only sympathy.
Bad skin
For men:
"Don't cover up your face with fake-up, faggot! DEAL WITH IT."
"Disgusting pizza face. Ewwwww."
"I want a pretty boy, not Shrek."
For women:
"Embrace the makeup, girl! Anybody who makes fun of you is immature and obnoxious."
Fat body
For men:
*You're automatically discarded from the sexual market like human sewage, and rightly so!
"Fat men are so revolting. Just appalling.."
For women:
"Anybody who tries to vilify you for being fat is an unworthy douchebag who doesn't DESERVE you in the first place. How DARE they!"
*NOT TO MENTION D*CK SIZE WHICH IS SOMETHING MEN CAN'T CONTROL, LIKE MOST PREVIOUS QUALITIES MENTIONED
BUT PERSONALITY AND CONFIDENCE RULE EVERYTHING, GUYS! JUST GET YOUR LITTLE HAIRCUT WITH THE SHOWER AND HIT THE GYM. STOP BEING MISOGYNISTIC RUDE HUMAN BEINGS. CUCKTEARS WAS RIGHT
Short height
As a man:
"What a disgraceful little hobbit. Short guys deserve to die alone."
"Don't blame me for having a preference!"
As a woman:
"Short women are petite and cute! "
"Feminine women are to be treasured."
Small frame
As a man:
"Ewww. I can see your bones. You're disgusting, teehee."
"That guy's so skinny and gross. I like REAL men."
As a woman:
"Man, would I KILL to get that beautiful slim girl to even consider having me as her boyfriend."
"Fun-sized girls are incredible. True beauties!"
Balding
For men:
*A very common sexual death sentence for men. Open mocking and made to be an asexual clown to women.
For women:
*Just don't have a rare case of balding, or cover up your head with extensions and bangs if you do. No shame, only sympathy.
Bad skin
For men:
"Don't cover up your face with fake-up, faggot! DEAL WITH IT."
"Disgusting pizza face. Ewwwww."
"I want a pretty boy, not Shrek."
For women:
"Embrace the makeup, girl! Anybody who makes fun of you is immature and obnoxious."
Fat body
For men:
*You're automatically discarded from the sexual market like human sewage, and rightly so!
"Fat men are so revolting. Just appalling.."
For women:
"Anybody who tries to vilify you for being fat is an unworthy douchebag who doesn't DESERVE you in the first place. How DARE they!"
*NOT TO MENTION D*CK SIZE WHICH IS SOMETHING MEN CAN'T CONTROL, LIKE MOST PREVIOUS QUALITIES MENTIONED
BUT PERSONALITY AND CONFIDENCE RULE EVERYTHING, GUYS! JUST GET YOUR LITTLE HAIRCUT WITH THE SHOWER AND HIT THE GYM. STOP BEING MISOGYNISTIC RUDE HUMAN BEINGS. CUCKTEARS WAS RIGHT
