GeneticFilth
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Girls have lizard brains, so when they look at your crotch they will automatically assume you have a tiny dick. They can't comprehend that guys that come from cold climates evolved to be tiny when flaccid so their dicks wouldn't get frost bite and fall off. You can't even use the restroom because guys that are showers will think you have a tiny penis and they have a bigger dick than you, so they will talk shit behind your back and then all girls will think you have a tiny dick. I've seen guys make fun of fitness models for having tiny dicks when they pose in underwear, when they're not erect and probably have bigger dicks than them.
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