SuicideFuel Being a dickcel is the hardest shit ever.

[gogetacel]

I’m a particularly tall fellow, decent frame, I’ve been fat my whole life, but that doesn’t matter, and I’m a high Ltn to low mtn. But being a dickcel, has genuinely ruined my life. Even if I DID ASCEND and DID lose weight, and if a really needed it DID hardmaxx, there’s no hardmaxxing for your dick. What makes it worse is that I’m black, so every girl that walks past a tall black guy automatically expects BBC genes, if I ever got into a relationship, or into a one night stand, I could take them to the hotel sure (under the assumption of I ascended.) but the moment I pull my pants down I’m gonna get taken pictures of and left in a cold apartment/hotel room by myself. Every foid I’ve ever had the unfortune of talking to, whether that be because of old friends I had in high school or work, they ask about my penis one way or the other, and the moment they hear about it, I get clowned and bullied for days on end.

 

[kaijicel]

iqcel if you just straight up tell them you have a small dick

 

[lowz1r]

it depends. are you an actual dickcel or are u a 6 incher larping as one?

 

[Chang.Beijing]

Mogs me hard.

 

[Soystein]

Very brutal, heightpill, dickpill and agepill are the unholy trifecta of blackpills.

 

[light]

it depends. are you an actual dickcel or are u a 6 incher larping as one?

 

[Scatius Deletus]

it depends. are you an actual dickcel or are u a 6 incher larping as one?

 

[Supreme Kanga]

it depends. are you an actual dickcel or are u a 6 incher larping as one?

"But bro anything under 8 inches is basically dicklet"

 

[gogetacel]

it depends. are you an actual dickcel or are u a 6 incher larping as one?

4 inches.

 

[coping_manlet]

The surgeries for penis enlargement are much less invasive, much less expensive, and have a much higher success rate, when compared to height surgery or facial surgery

 

[Scatius Deletus]

4 inches.

Bone pressed or non bone pressed

 

[gogetacel]

"But bro anything under 8 inches is basically dicklet"

Bone pressed or non bone pressed

Bone pressed

 

[BricABrac]

Ban this fakecel NOW

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Bone pressed

Brutal

 

[gogetacel]

Why tf did it make me reply to two things

 

[gogetacel]

Ban this fakecel NOW

How am I a fakecel

 

[gogetacel]

4 inches bone pressed

 

[XtremeMax]

it won't matter for me since I won't get to the point of having sex anyway

 

[Supreme Kanga]

4 inches.

Brutal.

I'll give you some lifefuel though @Ron.Belgrade also had a 4 incher I think and has very similar stats to you overall btw and he ascended but that doesn't necessarily mean the same thing will happen to you since the luckpill can be brutal.

 

[light]

Brutal.

I'll give you some lifefuel though @Ron.Belgrade also had a 4 incher I think and has very similar stats to you overall btw and he ascended but that doesn't necessarily mean the same thing will happen to you since the luckpill can be brutal.

i thought he was joking about being a 4 incher because idk how somebody can ascend at that size. thats like giga trucel territory

 

[gogetacel]

Brutal.

I'll give you some lifefuel though @Ron.Belgrade also had a 4 incher I think and has very similar stats to you overall btw and he ascended but that doesn't necessarily mean the same thing will happen to you since the luckpill can be brutal.

I mean even if I do ascend, what’s the point of talking to women if I get into a relationship then cheated on because I’m shrimped

 

[gogetacel]

i thought he was joking about being a 4 incher because idk how somebody can ascend at that size. thats like giga trucel territory

Im not joking.

 

[A.M.KANGA]

iqcel if you just straight up tell them you have a small dick

 

[gogetacel]

iqcel if you just straight up tell them you have a small dick

True, but might as well rip the adhesive strip immediately off, rather than try and do something you know you’ll never achieve.

 

[Supreme Kanga]

i thought he was joking about being a 4 incher because idk how somebody can ascend at that size. thats like giga trucel territory

erect 11cm

Found this which is 4.3 inches. That's why I don't agree when people say ron was some fakecel that was always going to ascend easily. He got lucky.

 

[gogetacel]

Found this which is 4.3 inches. That's why I don't agree when people say ron was some fakecel that was always going to ascend easily. He got lucky.

Who is Ron?

 

[Supreme Kanga]

Who is Ron?

@Ron.Belgrade He was a major user here and ascended about a month ago

 

[gogetacel]

@Ron.Belgrade He was a major user here and ascended about a month ago

Hopefully I can be like him one day. (Even if I did, I’m gonna be pussyless forever)

 

[DarkStar]

Found this which is 4.3 inches. That's why I don't agree when people say ron was some fakecel that was always going to ascend easily. He got lucky.

Yeah I agree, combined with how his environment fucked him due to his parents dying+his speech impediment(I heard it many times) I think the luckpill is true here, plus from what I've read it does seem as if she's kind of using him(he's having to cook dinner for her, pay a bunch, etc.) & he said to me on .org he's just enjoying it while it can last.

He also was close to wizard status, which the closer you reach to the harder it is to ascend. Fakecel can only really be used imo if the user LARPed the whole time, and a lot of LARPs who were exposed put on the mask of being "le biggest trucel" which usually means they aren't, whereas he was kinda straightforward at least.

 

[Supreme Kanga]

Yeah I agree, combined with how his environment fucked him due to his parents dying+his speech impediment(I heard it many times) I think the luckpill is true here, plus from what I've read it does seem as if she's kind of using him(he's having to cook dinner for her, pay a bunch, etc.) & he said to me on .org he's just enjoying it while it can last.

He also was close to wizard status, which the closer you reach to the harder it is to ascend. Fakecel can only really be used imo if the user LARPed the whole time, and a lot of LARPs who were exposed put on the mask of being "le biggest trucel" which usually means they aren't, whereas he was kinda straightforward at least.

Yeah you're not a "fakecel" all along for ascending you just weren't a truecel. He was an incel when he was posting here so it's not like he ever LARPed.

The luckpill is a real thing and I feel like the meaning of being an incel isn't that you have a 0% chance to ascend but that you have such a low chance of ascension that it might as well be 0.

 

[slapthatsillywilly]

Yeah I agree, combined with how his environment fucked him due to his parents dying+his speech impediment(I heard it many times) I think the luckpill is true here, plus from what I've read it does seem as if she's kind of using him(he's having to cook dinner for her, pay a bunch, etc.) & he said to me on .org he's just enjoying it while it can last.

He also was close to wizard status, which the closer you reach to the harder it is to ascend. Fakecel can only really be used imo if the user LARPed the whole time, and a lot of LARPs who were exposed put on the mask of being "le biggest trucel" which usually means they aren't, whereas he was kinda straightforward at least.

As a 30scel I am happy for him even though I didn't know him, no one deserves to become a wizard

 

[DarkStar]

Yeah you're not a "fakecel" all along for ascending you just weren't a truecel.

Very few here are trucels

He was an incel when he was posting here so it's not like he ever LARPed.

Not sure if you ever recalled, but a user here called @MACHETE constantly went on about how he was a trucel, everyone here mogged him, especially if they were White

Turns out he was a massive fakecel, same with @NoLooksNoLife who claimed trucel status which I did believed, but then he made tons of brag threads & some who saw him said he was Changlite tier. Generally, it seems actual LARPing fakecels tend to deflect heavily & make it out to be as if they're a legitimate 3/10 gigatrucel.

The luckpill is a real thing and I feel like the meaning of being an incel isn't that you have a 0% chance to ascend but that you have such a low chance of ascension that it might as well be 0.

Ye could make sense

I think it's very possible, especially in this day & age, for someone to essentially get lucky once due to the circumstances being exactly right for them & get "used" by this foid, only to never experience anything like this again.

This is what I think might very well happen to Ron.

 

[ifeellost]

same doe brutal

 

[Diddy]

The girthpill is the most brutal derivative of the dickpill. Your dick can be 8" long, but if your dick is too skinny, you won't be able to feel the insides of a foid's cavernous vagina.

 

[PolskiKartofel]

4 inches.

OvER, because I have the same

Even escortmaxxing at this point seems to be self humiliation ritual

 

[gogetacel]

OvER, because I have the same

Even escortmaxxing at this point seems to be self humiliation ritual

Might just go eat Eggs and Rice at this point bro.

 

[BPJ]

i do feel for you. i can only imagine most women who seem interested are size queens that ''want to try BBC'' and have high expecation of ur dick but once they find out theres nothing there they bail. this is a terrible predicament. at least whites cant be victim of this myth

 

[Grodd]

Foids will never respect a dicklet

 

[kaijicel]

True, but might as well rip the adhesive strip immediately off, rather than try and do something you know you’ll never achieve.

i dont have experience with women so im not sure, but cant you just try to divert attention with a joke or like say its enough?

also fakecel if you even get this far with a women that this topic comes up

 

[gogetacel]

i dont have experience with women so im not sure, but cant you just try to divert attention with a joke or like say its enough?

also fakecel if you even get this far with a women that this topic comes up

I’m gonna make a new post and it’s gonna be fire.

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

Mogs me hard.

Niggas come here and say "im 6'0 and mtn teehee"

 

[gogetacel]

T

Niggas come here and say "im 6'0 and mtn teehee"

Nigga did you not read the post?

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

T

Nigga did you not read the post?

Yes. Nigga did you not read your own post?

 

[kaijicel]

I’m gonna make a new post and it’s gonna be fire.

oke

 

[gogetacel]

Yes. Nigga did you not read your own post?

I mean sure, I did qualify for both of the stuff that you said but ur over simplifying it dude.

 

[Runt171]

Being a manlet is worse

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Buy a penis pump